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FIRST TIME posted:Stick it in a vagina. Ah yes the Mao Zedong method. Bathe it in the juices of thousands of women.
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Jul 13, 2015 13:19
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Waltzing Along posted:Most men don't use moisturizer at all, let alone on the dilz.
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Jul 23, 2015 02:54
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Wash it!
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Jul 23, 2015 03:26
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finally the how to make your dick smell good thread has come back to gbs Volume posted:your not a man if you don't use moisturizer seriously this is like hygiene 101 for an adult
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Jul 23, 2015 04:49
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Gentlemen, if you think you have even a remote chance of getting a blowjob, go take a piss and give yourself a cock wash. It won't hurt to give the taint a rub down too. Wash the soap off well. Just common courtesy. I tried to go down on a chick but she smelled so bad I couldn't do it, so you too lady goons. Hope this helps.
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Jul 23, 2015 07:41
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Fullhouse posted:1. bathe this is a suggestion thread for goons p[lease dont post responses like this
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Jul 23, 2015 07:58
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Wash under the hood with toothpaste
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Jul 23, 2015 07:59
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Mine smells just like a library book thanks to Dick Dry™
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Jul 23, 2015 08:11
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Lol this is in my bathroom. It's fun to read while pooping.
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Jul 23, 2015 08:21
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Sonofsilversign posted:finally the how to make your dick smell good thread has come back to gbs Like just a lotion w/ moisturizing powers or do I need some thing called just moisturizer for my dilz?
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Jul 23, 2015 08:24
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transplant your nose onto it though then your nose would be right next door to your rear end so maybe making your dick smell good isnt a good idea
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Jul 23, 2015 08:28
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protip: icy hot gives your junk a spicy-clean smell while offering a sensual cleansing feeling
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Jul 23, 2015 08:32
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smear toothpaste on your balls
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Jul 23, 2015 08:37
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The Rage posted:Like just a lotion w/ moisturizing powers or do I need some thing called just moisturizer for my dilz? most lotions would be fine i think? personally i use a nivea aloe vera moisturizer all over including dick and the ladies often complement my skin so workin p good imo
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Jul 23, 2015 12:48
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One time during puberty I got desperate with my improvised lube and used pure eucalyptus oil. It felt bad but my dick smelt fresh for weeks. a dog from hell posted:Lol this is in my bathroom. It's fun to read while pooping. Dr Bronner really is a titan of industry compared to the average crazy person who just plasters their ramblings all over their car or a sandwich board.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:59
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that vince neil thing about being so strung out that it seems reasonable to clean puss smell off your dick with burritos ive been that blown out of my mind that insane poo poo like that starts to make sense. im glad i'm sober now
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Jul 23, 2015 13:31
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Volume posted:Do you guys not use scented lotion to moisturize your balls and use aftershave after shaving your pubes? This is basic 21st century hygiene. "shave your pubes" lol way to fall victim to patriarchal norms you beta gamergate scrublord
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Jul 23, 2015 13:32
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I like it when my junk smells like old buttholes cause if their eyes aren't watering when they're slobbin my knob then I can't jizz.
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