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be
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:12 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:09 |
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i'd tell him im gay
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:13 |
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my rear end in a top hat can't take anymore
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:13 |
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quit dyin so loud, human being
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:13 |
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You should have done this sooner
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:15 |
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oo bienis
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:29 |
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:32 |
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dad, father, inri is a human being. goodbye daddy
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:32 |
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I love you, Dad.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:44 |
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dead gay, so what
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:53 |
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glad youre still alive dad unlike all these other dead gay dads lmbo
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:55 |
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It's this website forum thing where everybody gets a chance to be an idiot. It's an internet thing. I need more money.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:22 |
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I would change the conversation we had on his deathbed to me walking in and mushing a coconut cream pie in his face, then walking out (he hated coconut).
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:30 |
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thanks for not pulling out big guy
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:32 |
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:52 |
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They didn't pay the ransom, so into the mincer you go.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:54 |
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id ask that fucker why i dont have a million dollar inheritance
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:56 |
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Dad dead. So what
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:04 |
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no gently caress you dad
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:04 |
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goons have daddy issues news at gently caress you
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:05 |
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I love my dead day gad
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:06 |
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I'd do one of these right over his face as he drew his last breath:
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:35 |
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*cucks* lol jk, mum and dad are divorced.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:39 |
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Like a conversation or what? Because If I could talk to my dead dad I'd probably ask him for information about the afterlife because not doing so seems like it'd be kind of a waste. And like, I wonder how he's doing in whatever theoretical spirit realm may or may not exist.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:44 |
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good concept poor execution op
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:47 |
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"Duck!"
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 03:42 |
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Dear Dad, I really hope that last shot of IV Cocaine gave you peace. That slapstick excuse for a suicide note you left for your 12-year old children to deal with while you hosed off go camp to get high... Well it didn't give us any peace, so it'd be best someone came out of it on a high note. Your only saving grace was dying before you could leave any more debts, so that by the time your estate was settled me and my sister both got enough money to lead us on drug fueled death spirals of our own. I'll come get your ashes someday and spread them amongst the Rocky Mountains like you wanted. But in truth, writing this has made me realize I'd feel much better if you were eating poo poo in the ground instead. Signed, Your son Scald
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:00 |
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Scald posted:Dear Dad,
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:53 |
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Scald posted:Dear Dad,
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:05 |
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Scald posted:Dear Dad, same
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:13 |
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Really cool that the only contact I got from you in 20 years was my grandparents sending me papers to sign (as the next of kin) so they could have you cremated, you methhead fucker.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:26 |
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:30 |
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:Really cool that the only contact I got from you in 20 years was my grandparents sending me papers to sign (as the next of kin) so they could have you cremated, you methhead fucker. pwned
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:30 |
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My dad is a piece of poo poo and unfortunately he's still alive.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:36 |
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Wow nobody like their dads Yeesh I dunno id just pass on it. Waking someone up from their eternal slumber just to tell them some random poo poo they dont care about anymore is just rude
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:47 |
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Can i borrow some money?
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:48 |
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welp i stand corrected kudos op
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 06:23 |
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I barely knew my dad and wasn't even invited to his funeral. He died from some lung thing caused by drinking like 20 beers a day for 30 years.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 07:02 |
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hey inri i didnt read the topic dont care but glad you have your av back it good
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 07:08 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:09 |
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Dad let the black dude and his buddies steal the pizza. Not worth imo
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