[DEAD PARENT GOONS] if you could say 1 more thing to your dad what would it

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I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:12

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Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

i'd tell him im gay

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:13

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

my rear end in a top hat can't take anymore

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:13

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

quit dyin so loud, human being

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:13

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

You should have done this sooner

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:15

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

oo bienis

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:29

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:32

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

dad, father, inri is a human being. goodbye daddy

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:32

gay sewer monster: Jan 18, 2015; Can't post for 2 years!

I love you, Dad.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:44

Emanuel Collective: Jan 16, 2008; by Smythe

dead gay, so what

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:53

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

glad youre still alive dad unlike all these other dead gay dads lmbo

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:55

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

It's this website forum thing where everybody gets a chance to be an idiot. It's an internet thing. I need more money.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:22

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

I would change the conversation we had on his deathbed to me walking in and mushing a coconut cream pie in his face, then walking out (he hated coconut).

# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:30

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

thanks for not pulling out big guy

# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:32

Flynn Taggart: Jun 14, 2006

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:52

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

They didn't pay the ransom, so into the mincer you go.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:54

Doctor J Off: Dec 28, 2005; There Is

id ask that fucker why i dont have a million dollar inheritance

# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:56

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

Dad dead. So what

# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:04

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

no gently caress you dad

# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:04

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

goons have daddy issues news at gently caress you

# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:05

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

I love my dead day gad

# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:06

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

I'd do one of these right over his face as he drew his last breath:

# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:35

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

*cucks*

lol jk, mum and dad are divorced.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:39

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

Like a conversation or what?

Because If I could talk to my dead dad I'd probably ask him for information about the afterlife because not doing so seems like it'd be kind of a waste. And like, I wonder how he's doing in whatever theoretical spirit realm may or may not exist.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:44

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

good concept poor execution op

# ? Jul 13, 2015 01:47

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

"Duck!"

# ? Jul 13, 2015 03:42

Scald: May 5, 2008; Can't post for 26 years!

Dear Dad,

I really hope that last shot of IV Cocaine gave you peace. That slapstick excuse for a suicide note you left for your 12-year old children to deal with while you hosed off go camp to get high... Well it didn't give us any peace, so it'd be best someone came out of it on a high note.

Your only saving grace was dying before you could leave any more debts, so that by the time your estate was settled me and my sister both got enough money to lead us on drug fueled death spirals of our own.

I'll come get your ashes someday and spread them amongst the Rocky Mountains like you wanted. But in truth, writing this has made me realize I'd feel much better if you were eating poo poo in the ground instead.

Signed,
Your son Scald

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:00

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Scald posted:

Dear Dad,

I really hope that last shot of IV Cocaine gave you peace. That slapstick excuse for a suicide note you left for your 12-year old children to deal with while you hosed off go camp to get high... Well it didn't give us any peace, so it'd be best someone came out of it on a high note.

Your only saving grace was dying before you could leave any more debts, so that by the time your estate was settled me and my sister both got enough money to lead us on drug fueled death spirals of our own.

I'll come get your ashes someday and spread them amongst the Rocky Mountains like you wanted. But in truth, writing this has made me realize I'd feel much better if you were eating poo poo in the ground instead.

Signed,
Your son Scald

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:53

Flynn Taggart: Jun 14, 2006

Scald posted:

Dear Dad,

I really hope that last shot of IV Cocaine gave you peace. That slapstick excuse for a suicide note you left for your 12-year old children to deal with while you hosed off go camp to get high... Well it didn't give us any peace, so it'd be best someone came out of it on a high note.

Your only saving grace was dying before you could leave any more debts, so that by the time your estate was settled me and my sister both got enough money to lead us on drug fueled death spirals of our own.

I'll come get your ashes someday and spread them amongst the Rocky Mountains like you wanted. But in truth, writing this has made me realize I'd feel much better if you were eating poo poo in the ground instead.

Signed,
Your son Scald

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:05

FormaldehydeSon: Oct 1, 2011

Scald posted:

Dear Dad,

I really hope that last shot of IV Cocaine gave you peace. That slapstick excuse for a suicide note you left for your 12-year old children to deal with while you hosed off go camp to get high... Well it didn't give us any peace, so it'd be best someone came out of it on a high note.

Your only saving grace was dying before you could leave any more debts, so that by the time your estate was settled me and my sister both got enough money to lead us on drug fueled death spirals of our own.

I'll come get your ashes someday and spread them amongst the Rocky Mountains like you wanted. But in truth, writing this has made me realize I'd feel much better if you were eating poo poo in the ground instead.

Signed,
Your son Scald

same

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:13

Iron Chef Ramen: Sep 15, 2007; HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

Really cool that the only contact I got from you in 20 years was my grandparents sending me papers to sign (as the next of kin) so they could have you cremated, you methhead fucker.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:26

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:30

closeted republican: Sep 9, 2005

Iron Chef Ramen posted:

Really cool that the only contact I got from you in 20 years was my grandparents sending me papers to sign (as the next of kin) so they could have you cremated, you methhead fucker.

pwned

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:30

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

My dad is a piece of poo poo and unfortunately he's still alive.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:36

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

Wow nobody like their dads Yeesh

I dunno id just pass on it. Waking someone up from their eternal slumber just to tell them some random poo poo they dont care about anymore is just rude

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:47

Helpimscared: Jun 16, 2014

Can i borrow some money?

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:48

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

welp i stand corrected kudos op

# ? Jul 13, 2015 06:23

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

I barely knew my dad and wasn't even invited to his funeral. He died from some lung thing caused by drinking like 20 beers a day for 30 years.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 07:02

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; by Lowtax

hey inri i didnt read the topic dont care

but glad you have your av back

it good

# ? Jul 13, 2015 07:08

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Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Dad let the black dude and his buddies steal the pizza. Not worth imo

# ? Jul 13, 2015 07:13

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