Breakfast Poll!

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Best breakfast
	Waffles, the hoity toity choice.
	Pancakes, The lumberjack special
	French toast, I'm Gay!

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Pecan pancakes, regular syrup, sausage. Strawberries or raspberries on the side if I'm feeling fancy.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:18

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Blueberry or cinnamon pancakes, loving god tier breakfast

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:19

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

TseriousTerry posted:

Biscuits all day, everyday.

This man right here knows what's up.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:20

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Best breakfast is pancakes, every time I've gotten a job I have had pancakes before the interview. Blueberry chocolate chip with Vermont maple syrup gently caress that fake poo poo.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:22

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mix some fresh berries with sugar, cornstarch, and lemon juice in a pot. Bring it to a boil while stirring it until it thickens.

Put that poo poo on your pancakes, in your crepes, whatever. It's delicious.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:23

gbaby: Feb 6, 2015

at least we you are both agreeing that bread with syrup is the worst

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:23

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

VendaGoat posted:

How's it feel to be oh so wrong?

idk how u defend putting ketchup on eggs or hash browns

thats hosed up

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:23

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

jackyl posted:

idk how u defend putting ketchup on eggs or hash browns

thats hosed up

ur dumb if you don't think that potatoes and ketchup go together

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:24

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

jackyl posted:

idk how u defend putting ketchup on eggs or hash browns

thats hosed up

Because the poo poo is delicious, yo. Sorry about your dead, zombie tongue.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:24

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

lol at ketchup

oh no not FLAVOR lemme drown this poo poo in HFCS

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:25

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

goddamn you weirdos hot sauce goes with hash brown and eggs not ketchup

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:25

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Excelzior posted:

lol at ketchup

oh no not FLAVOUR lemme drown this poo poo in HFCS

OH NOES! Let's Ban Salt and pepper as well! That poo poo is just way too spicy for my Midwestern sensibilities.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:26

gbaby: Feb 6, 2015

put ketchup on your waffles you scrubs

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:27

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

OH NOES! Let's Ban Salt and pepper as well! That poo poo is just way too spicy for my Midwestern sensibilities.

holy poo poo don't tell me you actually consider ketchup to be a seasoning

lmbo

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:27

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

VendaGoat posted:

OH NOES! Let's Ban Salt and pepper as well! That poo poo is just way too spicy for my Midwestern sensibilities.

u cannot pulling this poo poo when u want ketchup instead of hot sauce

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:27

Flo Cytometer: Apr 20, 2015; by Ralp

Secks Cauldron posted:

Pecan pancakes, regular syrup, sausage. Strawberries or raspberries on the side if I'm feeling fancy.

Pecan syrup on hearty grain and nut pancakes. Water, Iced Tea, or Liquid Vicodin (Vodka).

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:28

Flo Cytometer: Apr 20, 2015; by Ralp

I'll have a waffle though, if nobodys looking at me.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:29

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

OH NO! Someone likes things different then me! They must be wrong! Salt and Peppers are just too much! Hot sauce, oh my stars and garters! Ketchup! Not the devil's sauce!

Oh! Oh, the vapors! Oh lord above, deliver me from these heathens.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:29

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

jackyl posted:

goddamn you weirdos hot sauce goes with hash brown and eggs not ketchup

Hot sauce is the best thing for eggs. I like to add a bit to a fried egg instead of on top of a scrambled egg. Being cooked inside makes it better somehow. Not too much though or you'll ruin the egg flavor and might as well just eat hotwings.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:30

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hot sauce and sunny side up eggs. loving pro tier dunking station, yo.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:31

Flo Cytometer: Apr 20, 2015; by Ralp

VendaGoat posted:

Hot sauce and sunny side up eggs. loving pro tier dunking station, yo.

Only if you have hashbrowns or homefries to sop up the leftover spicychickembryo :q:

jackyl posted:

goddamn you weirdos hot sauce goes with hash brown and eggs not ketchup

Hells ya!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:33

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

If you're not adding some milk or cream to your scrambled eggs then just lol.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:34

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

English muffin with a slice of fresh tomato, one poached egg, and some goat cheese

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:41

gbaby: Feb 6, 2015

eggs w/ melted cheese, hashbrowns, bacon, tomato/avocado

coffee

everything else is bad

# ? Jul 13, 2015 04:50

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

two smokes and whatever's left in the jim beam bottle

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:27

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

2 eggs

2 half cut slices of bacon

self sqeezed orange juice, or lemon juice or mixture of both

organic ketchup with no poo poo sugar or hfcs or whatever

WEED

coffee if not drinking oj or lj.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:35

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# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:37

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