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real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
nobody''s going to read this but this is the worst of the black hole forums i've seen on the internet because i don't go to whatever awful holes a few of you definitely go to and you are all like 30 and should know better. i have been a member of this terrible place for i dunno 3 months and it has in an insidious way made me less happy. i hope you all don't reply to this topic and move on. i can't believe i paid 10 anything to come on here. if you are reading this and are thinking 'i dunno about this place' please leave forever and learn how to be a person just cos you don't know how to do it doesn't mean you can't learn or that it can't be done. i hope you find some kind of peace i love you bye.

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

get a sense of humor

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
i love you too man

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
don't even see it

dead eyes behind which some glimmer of i guess normality which you don't really give a poo poo about resides

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
ok

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i read it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

so wait you hope we dont reply and dont move on?

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
You sound like a beta male.

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
'lol ok'


'i know memes'



you miserable sleeping nihilists

do you just react to things over which you have no control

is that all there is to you or is there a guy who had a thought one time

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

are you a crazy person you seem like a crazy person

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

real_slime posted:

'lol ok'


'i know memes'



you miserable sleeping nihilists

do you just react to things over which you have no control

is that all there is to you or is there a guy who had a thought one time

Here's a thought.

poo poo a dick.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i dunno about this place i was just thinking that, i think it every day, abuot life to, not just the forums, and i love you in a human way, iykwim, if you know what i mean, and i hope you feel better, some times its fun to have fun on the forums, shoot the poo poo, make things up, jack it with some buds, lie about mental issues, ie that i dont habe any

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I thought this thread may have some fun in it, I was wrong.

Hey OP, Kill your'reself!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

seriouy though pm me we can talk nd touch hard ons

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

I thought this thread may have some fun in it, I was wrong.

Hey OP, Kill your'reself!

nobody's killing themselves in here friend

we're all just getting the gently caress out of it

or doing the pathetic thing where you go and go some pop culture lol meme where you are funny for one second

but death is coming

death is coming

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax

Romes128 posted:

Here's a thought.

poo poo a dick.

okay sure

i suck dicks a lot

now what

i need you to keep giving me instructions

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

real_slime posted:

nobody's killing themselves in here friend

we're all just getting the gently caress out of it

or doing the pathetic thing where you go and go some pop culture lol meme where you are funny for one second

but death is coming

death is coming

who took my frog,oll!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

real_slime posted:

nobody's killing themselves in here friend

we're all just getting the gently caress out of it

or doing the pathetic thing where you go and go some pop culture lol meme where you are funny for one second

but death is coming

death is coming

Smoke a loving tree, touch a butt, have your butt touched, kill you are self. Submit to the inevitable.

Malus
Nov 17, 2006

The dicks ain't biting
live love laugh

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

real_slime posted:

okay sure

i suck dicks a lot

now what

i need you to keep giving me instructions

I haven't thought past that part.

I'm sorry.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

real_slime posted:

i hope you find some kind of peace

yeah ill find some kind of peace alright, when you peace the gently caress out!!! ok? thx

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Rated 5 - Hog Wild Gone

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

isn't the sucking of dicks the entire point of God's plan?

#blessed

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Submit to the inevitable.

sounds cool


but it doesn't have to be like that

this forum breeds paedos and lets not make any mistake. i saw like two of them. one of them if famous and you made a mem out of it. it was funny to you.

this is hell. leave or abandon all self respect. i'm talking to you guy who is thinkng about signing up like 'whoah, this guy is on a level of irony i haven't even' - nope.. go live PLEASE

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
let me put it this way

i used to have a habit of going into abandoned tunnels

i went down into this tunnel right

there was a homeless man there. i'll tell you the rest in a minute.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

real_slime posted:



this forum breeds paedos and lets not make any mistake. i saw like two of them.



lol it seems you looked at a mirror.

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
so i go down to this tunnel

and there's some homeless loving guy and look don't get me twisted, the dude stinks

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You are the most desperate person in need of oral sex I have ever seen.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

cant wait to hear the rest

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

What are some other black hole forums? I'm wonder what other dieing internet communities are out there?

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
i'm standing in the mouth of the tunnel, and i'm thinking about my life

my entry level position in equinox marketing, my loving life. i'm thinking. i've got so many god drat reasons to not go doen there. why would i. but except i see, in the darkness of the tunnel, a pair of big loving red eyes.

i'm saying


poo poo man

gently caress this topic is boring

but i still see them

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
the guy says to me

gimme some money for food

i'm like aww poo poo

goons told me about this

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
'i give you a dollar and you go get some moonshine right'

'right' he says

'well i come from a white family and i'm really bored so lick my nuts'

'uh, cool man. i'm actually gonna leave. see ya around'

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
Werird. My Nuts are dry.

So I go down into the tunnel, like I was planning. I look up and I see some poo poo. I'l like whoah gently caress. That motorway is loud, and that tower is high.

So I go down to get the gently caress out of all that noise. I'm sick of it.

I go down and this homeless guy comes up to me. He says 'what's up'

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
are you listening to the right tunes while drunk? doesnt sound like it to me

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
next part is loving private don't even care if this topic fades off gently caress you

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax

Doctor Schnabel posted:

are you listening to the right tunes while drunk? doesnt sound like it to me

no i'm listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoqNeR3_UA

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

woah this guy is on some next level irony poo poo man

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

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