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how are they received? a lot of folks could wow the with their technology and knowledge, but i think they would basically view you as a retard cause you can't tell the difference between archbishop ambrose and emperor constantine or whatever
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They would die of food poisoning.
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Jul 13, 2015 09:59
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get cholera and then die, probably
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Fredrik1 posted:They would die of food poisoning. not even from good food neither, like do you know what imperial romans ate? hope you like fish sauce dude
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Jul 13, 2015 10:01
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wasn't that fish sauce supposed to be super salty or something? flavored potato chips are too salty for me
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Jul 13, 2015 10:03
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You want to be in Constantinople in 400, not Rome. Say you're from a very distant land and you'd like to tell the emperor about a lil thing called 8 minute abs
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concerned mom posted:You want to be in Constantinople in 400, not Rome. Say you're from a very distant land and you'd like to tell the emperor about a lil thing called 8 minute abs nah, there are two subjects that you could't teach anything new to greeks; abs and sodomy
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Jul 13, 2015 10:11
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you'd probably cause a pandemic by transmitting a bunch of viruses that people have no resistance to
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Jul 13, 2015 10:12
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what if you could go back to medieval times though? wouldn't that be neat too?
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Jul 13, 2015 10:16
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pre or post constantine's conversion to christianity??
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Mathlete posted:what if you could go back to medieval times though? wouldn't that be neat too? someone should make a thread
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The Saurus posted:pre or post constantine's conversion to christianity?? if we're talking about ambrose obviously post duh
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Jul 13, 2015 10:18
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I'd turn up to the council of nicea with a copy of the god delusion
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Jul 13, 2015 10:22
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baw posted:if we're talking about ambrose obviously post duh constantine and ambrose weren't even alive at the same time you idiothole
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Jul 13, 2015 10:31
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id gently caress, id want to gently caress, ill find my gently caress
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Jul 13, 2015 10:34
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who took my gently caress
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Jul 13, 2015 10:34
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Probably end up killing everyone with some modern virus or something.
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Jul 13, 2015 10:37
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The Saurus posted:constantine and ambrose weren't even alive at the same time you idiothole yes fucker but people can still know about constantine after he died, for instance me
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Jul 13, 2015 10:49
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call myself a gun wizard, shoot the emperor, rule Rome through hand gestures, keep the Christians oppressed, legalize weed
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Jul 13, 2015 10:53
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great library with a portable scanner; hopefully i can also leave
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Mathlete posted:what if you could go back to medieval times though? wouldn't that be neat too? You can go there, remember to cheer for the green knight.
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Jul 13, 2015 11:16
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was it ok to be gay back then
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Jul 13, 2015 11:50
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this sounds terrible, instead i will chop off my dick and balls
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A Baroque Turd posted:was it ok to be gay back then only if he was a subordinate and you topped him. Also you weren't allowed to "love" him as such but rather have an intense bromance.
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Jul 13, 2015 12:29
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I answered that ad too OP; it's just a gloryhole at that stinky sports bar on Pharts Ave. Still it's a good way to travel through time.
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Jul 13, 2015 12:32
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lonesomedwarf posted:who took my gently caress i would gently caress
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You would kill anyone you touched within minutes because you're a carrier for all kinds of crazy future diseases that hadn't even evolved by 400AD.
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4th century probably on of the better centuries to time travel back to. i'd send a letter to Gratian, telling him maybe its not the best idea to let the Goths into the empire
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Jul 13, 2015 13:04
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probably get thrown in prison (sodomy, natch) and be tortured for the rest of my life while they eek out every last detail of everything I can remember about the future (mostly sodomy related tid-bits).
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RaySmuckles posted:probably get thrown in prison (sodomy, natch) and be tortured for the rest of my life while they eek out every last detail of everything I can remember about the future (mostly sodomy related tid-bits). nah you'd be fine, roman where cool with sodomy, and the catholic church wasn't powerful enough to bother you in the 4th century
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Jul 13, 2015 13:19
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In the 4th century the only restaurant is taco bell
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Jul 13, 2015 13:24
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Get ready to be surprised by how tiny all the fruits and vegetables are. I hope you like crab apples.
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Jul 13, 2015 13:42
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I'd bring a bradley IFV and join the wicked saracens, and help scourge Europe of the christ
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baw posted:how are they received? a lot of folks could wow the with their technology and knowledge, but i think they would basically view you as a retard cause you can't tell the difference between archbishop ambrose and emperor constantine or whatever Or, more likely, because you don't speak any known language on the planet (unless you're one of the like 1% of people who know Latin or ancient Greek).
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Jul 13, 2015 14:36
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i'd probably infect humanity with a modern disease they have no resistance to and cause the end of humanity and some sort of paradox situation.
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Jul 13, 2015 14:45
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has anyone said 'past nastification' yet?
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Jul 13, 2015 14:47
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feedmegin posted:Or, more likely, because you don't speak any known language on the planet (unless you're one of the like 1% of people who know Latin or ancient Greek). And even then we don't know what those sounded like spoken aloud. Your accent would be atrocious.
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Jul 13, 2015 15:03
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i'd probably fart a lot and then die looking for wifi
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Jul 13, 2015 15:05
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You would be completely unable to speak to anybody and would probably die alone from exposure.
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what if the black death was caused by a time travelling rat?
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