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President-Emperor Trump XVII thanks you for your service edit: goddam page snipe ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I'm glad all of you childhavers are happily cranking out geneslaves for the brutal post-apocalyptic technocracy of the future, we're going to need plenty of genetic material to harvest if we're going to maintain viable diversity after the Water Wars
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I am very thankful that I do not have any kids. I want the world to share my joy.
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Thank you all for contributing I believe this was a very successful thread
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:10 |
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whoops i just shat out a clutch of eggs
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:15 |
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Applewhite posted:This is why we need policies in place that also inhibit the child having of undesirables.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:19 |
i have two but i'm done don't have kids unless you are mostly done having fun with non-kid things.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:20 |
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Actually if anything we need to have more babies, in order to maximize the odds that one of them will be able to solve the overpopulation crisis.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:23 |
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i'm gonna have a shitton of kids
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:23 |
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gonna birth them from my butt after my dogdick girlfriend gets me buttpregnant
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Matey posted:MTV True Life: My Dad's a Goon http://www.mtv.com/shows/truelife/true-life-presents-my-dad-is-a-bro/1716316/playlist/#id=1716316
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Neukoln19 posted:please don't have any more kids. please inform everyone you know of my request. If I have another child I will consider him or her a replacement life for yours. Who could argue with a net positive for the world?
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:40 |
had a kid just to spite you op
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Neukoln19 posted:please don't have any more kids. please inform everyone you know of my request. your narcissism is gay and tiring.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 00:02 |
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Already had a kid. Kill yourself op.
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Ralp posted:Actually if anything we need to have more babies, in order to maximize the odds that one of them will be able to solve the overpopulation crisis. I've heard it helps if you play "Holding out for a Hero" during the delivery.
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I was doing lunch duty a few years ago with some fellow teachers who were near retirement when a couple sisters (room temperature IQs just like their parents) walked into the gym. One of the teachers piped up with, "You know, back in the early 70s, the state would have kept that from happening. In the spring Mrs. Soandso would take a van full of kids like their parents to the hospital get them fixed." Are you talking about cats or people
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I was doing lunch duty a few years ago with some fellow teachers who were near retirement when a couple sisters (room temperature IQs just like their parents) walked into the gym. One of the teachers piped up with, "You know, back in the early 70s, the state would have kept that from happening. In the spring Mrs. Soandso would take a van full of kids like their parents to the hospital get them fixed." the one situation where im ok with eugenics
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hemophilia posted:the one situation where im ok with eugenics With cats?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:51 |
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I will create the ultimate cat
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hemophilia posted:your narcissism is gay and tiring. how can I be a narcissist when my request shows a true love for humanity and the Earth?
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Neukoln19 posted:please don't have any more kids. please inform everyone you know of my request. sorry op im hungarian i have a duty to the human race to breed or we might slip back in to the dark ages due to lack of innovation
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I will create the ultimate cat OK, Claudandus.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:33 |
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Lawman 0 posted:I'm going to have kids op.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:36 |
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Hey child havers, how does it feel to know your children will have to suffer through the collapse of human civilization thanks to climate change?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:38 |
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I think all restaurants should be, by penalty of heavy fine, free of children from 7am to 10am. 11am to 3pm and from 5pm until they close. Children should not be allowed in movie theaters from 3pm to close. No child shall ever be allowed on an airplane. Some hack research institute can probably drum up a study that sez it is bad for them. Parents of children shall be strictly monitored and evaluated by the relevant authorities to make sure they are doing a proper job. Sterilization procedures shall be implemented on such trivial grounds that it almost seems random. Sterilization professionals shall make 150,000 use a year. I shall be the head of the sterilization department. My employees are very happy people.
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TerminalSaint posted:Hey child havers, how does it feel to know your children will have to suffer through the collapse of human civilization thanks to climate change?
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Will your child be one of the ones to die when police open fire on the rioting unemployed mob left jobless by automation?
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TerminalSaint posted:Will your child be one of the ones to die when police open fire on the rioting unemployed mob left jobless by automation? mine will be the ones shooting in to the crowd because lol if you're on the side of history that doesn't have the guns
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Please don't have any more children
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TerminalSaint posted:Will your child be one of the ones to die when police open fire on the rioting unemployed mob left jobless by automation? No, they'll be throwing their wooden shoes into the textile looms.
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Neukoln19 posted:I think all restaurants should be, by penalty of heavy fine, free of children from 7am to 10am. 11am to 3pm and from 5pm until they close. While this sounds good, I much rather prefer the current system where parents take their unruly brood out in public at all hours, allow them to do whatever the gently caress they want as if they are at a playground and then get butthurt if anyone dares to call them out.
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Neukoln19 posted:I think all restaurants should be, by penalty of heavy fine, free of children from 7am to 10am. 11am to 3pm and from 5pm until they close.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:20 |
Neukoln19 posted:how can I be a narcissist when my request shows a true love for humanity and the Earth? All that child free poo poo is just malignant narcissism hth
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Geoj posted:While this sounds good, I much rather prefer the current system where parents take their unruly brood out in public at all hours, allow them to do whatever the gently caress they want as if they are at a playground and then get butthurt if anyone dares to call them out. Are you child free op
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:27 |
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Applewhite posted:By myself, yeah. Put the word out for more smart people to have kids. you have to be a bit stupid to be more compassionate than that about someone who is gonna die in a minute anyway
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:10 |
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by dont have any more children, do you mean dont help myself to anymore children?
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:by dont have any more children, do you mean dont help myself to anymore children?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:12 |
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I hurled a baby up into the sky and by the time it came down it was a man grown
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:28 |
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What about manchildren?
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OMGVBFLOL posted:you'll be happy to know i have already chopped off my dick and balls I heard that it was an accident that involved a glass pane falling on your genitals. Don't try to be so smug when you didn't even do that poo poo on purpose.
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