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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
one hell of a thing to put on your resume, guys

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Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
Summary of Qualifications:

ISIS - Militant Jihadist - 2013-2015

Duties & Responsibilities:
Jihad
Raping & Pillaging
Takbir 24/7
Maintained cages for Yazidi sex slaves.


Energetic Team Player
Thinks Outside the Box
Exceptional communication and interpersonal skills
Understanding of Synergy in a Corporate Environment
Familiarity with Microsoft Office Suite

Pulvis Sumus fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jul 13, 2015

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Cool, where can I send you $150 for this great resume building tip?

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