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$300 at Anthropologie is one, maybe 2 dresses at most. Not much of a wardrobe if you ask me. Edit: white noise snype.
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quote:I panic. “OK. Go ahead,” I say to Liam. what an incredibly sexy and apropos response, "author"
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Jul 13, 2015 22:01
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pound by butt with your apple corer dick
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Jul 13, 2015 22:02
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i actually loving hate this article for demonizing anal sex instead of this person's particular brand of brokenness although liam WAS a jerk two points for capitalism!!
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Jul 13, 2015 22:02
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It is worse if you are uncircumcised.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:04
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Liam: a man who strongly belived that girls did not poop. Where is his god now
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Jul 13, 2015 22:04
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anal sex is easily the best thing to happen to butts since pooping
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Jul 13, 2015 22:05
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pro tip: if you're gonna get hosed in the butt, have a poop first so your partner's dick aint competing for space in there with a fresh turd. alternatively, leave it in so for you it's like getting DPed, and its extra friction and fun for your partner.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:11
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there's a 6 year old downsie st-stu-stuttering kid down the street named liam always bugging me and my wife, I'm imagining this story is in the future and liam is him with a few key differences: ceo of engineering firm = runs the scalder at the pork farm rode his motorcycle for 3 hours in the rain = rode his electric scooter for 3 hours getting lost a few times in the 1 mile distance wants to do her in the butt = wants to do a guy in the butt but can't find one who'll get with a downsie
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When you eat food, the food travels through your intestine and your body removes sustenance from it. Bacteria also eat it and secrete useful compounds for your body. The cells in your body dump their toxic waste matter into your colon, as do the bacteria that life in your gut. The rotting waste material of your biological processes collects in this system and is ejected messily through the anus. And you want to gently caress that anus with your sensitive genitals which should, ideally, be kept clean at all times.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:15
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lol if you think a guy who cant deal w/ the fact that women drop mondo shits is marriage material
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Jul 13, 2015 22:17
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i find it very awesome and cool that someone got paid to write this article
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Jul 13, 2015 22:18
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if you're not into butt stuff it seems counter-intuitive to move to San Francisco.
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Vin BioEthanol posted:there's a 6 year old downsie st-stu-stuttering kid down the street named liam always bugging me and my wife, I'm imagining this story is in the future and liam is him with a few key differences: the kid is 6 years old you sick gently caress 
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Jul 13, 2015 22:19
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I like how the article immediately starts out out with a buttsex inciting incident, and the author quickly calls her sister for some anal tips and tricks, and her sister was like, "girl, you are so hosed up let's start working on fixing the fact that you're a fat doormat with no dress sense, and then we'll go from there."
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Jul 13, 2015 22:21
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whalesteak posted:$300 at Anthropologie is one, maybe 2 dresses at most. Not much of a wardrobe if you ask me. Yeah I found that weird. I'd be ecstatic if I could have a new wardrobe from there for that much.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:21
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She should have gone full Tucker Max during the buttsecks and not gotten a little poo on Liam but just poo poo everywhere.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:23
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Cowman posted:the kid is 6 years old you sick gently caress he;s not 6 you see, he's a future 29-year-old pig-scalder
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Jul 13, 2015 22:25
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Nirvikalpa posted:Yeah I found that weird. I'd be ecstatic if I could have a new wardrobe from there for that much. did you ever have your 'threesome'?
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Vin BioEthanol posted:there's a 6 year old downsie st-stu-stuttering kid down the street named liam always bugging me and my wife, I'm imagining this story is in the future and liam is him with a few key differences: Why the gently caress are you imagining a retarded 6-year old? 
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My Q-Face posted:Well, you did just put it up somebody's shithole, what were you expecting? Seriously. She poops from there.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:35
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SHISHKABOB posted:Seriously. She poops from there. Not right now, she doesn't.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:38
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they didnt notice the poo poo until it was over? What? i call boolsheet
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Jul 13, 2015 22:42
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http://www.salon.com/2013/05/29/please_dont_masturbate_with_my_husband/ She's just farting out softcore Sex in the City clickbait fiction for lonely middle aged women. Please don't Masturbate with my Husband posted:“Want to jack off together some time?” our friend August said to my husband, Jeff, one night over the phone. He invited Jeff to masturbate with him as casually as he might ask him to lunch. “It’s not a gay thing. It’s an Indian blood brothers thing,” he added.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:51
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Indian cum brothers
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Jul 13, 2015 22:54
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Jul 13, 2015 22:58
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what kind of dumbshit rag is this it's way efb but the real story is these goddamn people and their financially successful and vapid lives
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Jul 13, 2015 22:59
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im the months of the exec working up the nerve to ask to put it in her butt
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Jul 13, 2015 23:00
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thanks for this op i needed a good laugh
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Jul 13, 2015 23:04
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"How my relationship ruined anal sex" would be a pretty much universally relatable story topic.
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Jul 13, 2015 23:06
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Thread: "How banal sex ruined my relationship" It doesn't rhyme but otherwise I think it's a neat little twist
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Jul 13, 2015 23:06
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Do It Once Right posted:http://www.salon.com/2013/05/29/please_dont_masturbate_with_my_husband/ Someone take away this woman's computer.
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huskarl_marx posted:what kind of dumbshit rag is this Its called Salon and its often considered to be high brow, quotable, and even used as reference in serious political commentary.
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Jul 13, 2015 23:08
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cum bro indian braves the jo shamans are charging up
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Do It Once Right posted:http://www.salon.com/2013/05/29/please_dont_masturbate_with_my_husband/ quote:“Want to jack off together some time?” our friend August said to my husband, Jeff, one night over the phone. He invited Jeff to masturbate with him as casually as he might ask him to lunch. “It’s not a gay thing. It’s an Indian blood brothers thing,” he added. Sounds hot
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It feels like my butt is being jackhammered by a giant apple corer. /  
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Jul 13, 2015 23:24
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I stick my hand under the pillow, because I always imagined that when a man proposed, he’d hide the velvet box there, like an adult version of the tooth fairy. /
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"I was a virgin until I was 20, when I finally had sex with my college boyfriend. I cried the entire time and asked him if he was going to marry me because I couldn’t live with myself if he didn’t. After he promised he would, I made him cuddle me for hours. This went on for a year" She sounds cool and well adjusted.
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what does sex fell like
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