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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:http://www.salon.com/2015/07/13/how_anal_sex_ruined_my_relationship/ you read that whole thing
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:38 |
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Baracula posted:Does poo sometimes go in the dick? It could pack your dickhole like a pipe if you're not careful
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:46 |
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Can get UTI from butt stuffing...this is not something theoretical that i know
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:59 |
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Not the Fluggen-klingen-kien!?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 08:07 |
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My Q-Face posted:It could pack your dickhole like a pipe if you're not careful thats called smoking the peace pipe
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 08:09 |
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Robo Reagan posted:thus spoketh OMGVBFLOL, king of San Francisco get out
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 11:44 |
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did we find out if Jeff was a surgeon or executive or what?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 12:03 |
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FogHelmut posted:did we find out if Jeff was a surgeon or executive or what? i'll tell you what he isn't a man who will ever get anal
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 12:40 |
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porkchop_express posted:thats called smoking the peace pipe No it's called the poop noodle
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:00 |
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:It’s New Year’s Eve.... I’m at the W Hotel in Manhattan with a boyfriend I’ll call Liam. We’ve been together for over a year ...The night so far has been perfect. We’ve just come back from a party. The champagne arrives from room service in a silver bucket. Liam hands me a glass. His piercing green eyes and jet-black hair are striking against his white tux... My heart is pounding as I stare at the twinkling Manhattan skyline....That’s when Liam whispers, “Tonight, I want to do it up the butt.”
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:08 |
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FogHelmut posted:did we find out if Jeff was a surgeon or executive or what? He doesn't make enough money for anal.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:08 |
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Knight posted:Of all the ridiculous things in this story, I can't get over the massive disconnect between her romanticized ideal of how rich and classy Liam is and then how his sociopathic behavior and crass dialogue reveal he is a cartoon 4chan meme. he seems like a very direct and honest person to me. what's wrong with you
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:12 |
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should never have let this guy cut another hole in the sheet
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:13 |
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ZombieParts posted:he seems like a very direct and honest person to me. what's wrong with you
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:17 |
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My Q-Face posted:It could pack your dickhole like a pipe if you're not careful Epididymitis is no joke. Butt bacteria gets in your pee hole during anal and hurts like hell. Ever been kicked in the balls or slipped off your bicycle seat? Imagine that for like 2-3 days.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:22 |
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What sort of sexual depravity would she be down for if he were a billionaire?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 15:09 |
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Hell Yeah posted:seriously who writes this bullshit. i read this whole thing and was just barely able to cum. lol
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 15:21 |
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Hell Yeah is a godo poster. @Hellyeah You're cool lol
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 15:21 |
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plain blue jacket posted:What sort of sexual depravity would she be down for if he were a billionaire? She'd probably let him trepan and skullfuck her. “Sure, if you’re cool cleaning brain off your dick,” he says when he comes out of the bathroom.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:53 |
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If only there was some way to prevent getting poo poo on your dick and protect yourself from STDs. Oh well, Liam will just have to keep on raw dogging.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:11 |
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a noble sacrifice
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:12 |
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netally posted:If only there was some way to prevent getting poo poo on your dick and protect yourself from STDs. Oh well, Liam will just have to keep on raw dogging. This is the real moral of the story. Always remember to sheath up before slamming dirty Jew holes.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:47 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:This is the real moral of the story. Always remember to sheath up before slamming dirty Jew holes.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 07:34 |
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what could go wrong trying anal sex for the first time with a big ole dick in your little butthole?~?~
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 10:55 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:This is the real moral of the story. Always remember to sheath up before slamming dirty Jew holes. you don't even have to waste a condom. always check with your middle fingle before you dip your nasty dingle
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 11:18 |
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I like that she didn't even entertain the idea of starting with a finger or a buttplug, it was just "I'll let this guy stick his dick up my rear end once and then he'll marry me". It seems like the way she writes she sees sex as nothing more then a transaction to reach her desired goals. Every time she fucks a new guy it's only after she weeps and begs him to marry her. Internet Feminism 101.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 12:26 |
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You know, I never saw the big deal with anal. If she wants me to, okay. Personally I'm not big on shitdick so I just use a condom. Otherwise I don't really go for anal. It's a butthole with poo poo in it, doesn't really have any appeal for me. But hey of that's what gets my partner off I'm just glad they aren't into something that'll genuinely make me uncomfortable. But holy poo poo that woman is hosed in the head.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:02 |
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No she is hosed in the butt, pay attention
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:51 |
this is the reason I'm extremely suspicious of women who don't gently caress on the first date, which in less sexually repressed countries than the US thankfully aren't many I've had anal on several first dates and they've all been squeaky clean, this horrid person must have as bad personal hygiene as her personality
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:59 |
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I've cleaned a bit of poop off my dingdong when you slam rear end enough times it's bound to happen, it's like russian roulette Russian poopette?
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 02:50 |
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lol if youre not folding your dick down to touch your lovely rear end in a top hat when youre on the toilet to desensitize yourself to poopdick
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 03:16 |
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I saw a picture of some dude with his own wiener in his rear end and I got curious. Mostly about the logistics involved because you have to twist your dick 180 degrees. For the record it's pretty much impossible to do it while you have a full boner, so you have to do it with like a half boner and then complete the boner from there. Shamefully, my dink couldn't reach my butt. I'm not really sure what I would have done if it did, but I never got to that bridge.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 03:25 |
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it's okay I'm sure you just have a long taint
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 03:42 |
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You wanna get rear end hosed? Watch this! *opens a $15 bottle of water from the mini bar*
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 03:47 |
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Baracula posted:Women are weak?? they're strong because they grow callouses and knots
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 04:17 |
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You can get poop on your dick even if you don't do anal
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 04:22 |
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Fiend posted:You wanna get rear end hosed? Watch this! lol
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 10:33 |
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I thing I just read a story where a guy fucks the poo poo out of her....
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 20:41 |
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Fiend posted:You wanna get rear end hosed? Watch this!
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 20:56 |
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BottledBodhisvata posted:You can get poop on your dick even if you don't do anal false
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