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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Redkist posted:

if it's all steroids and she literally has a twin sister shouldn't the twin be as good

yes which is why they always face each other in the early rounds so one knocks the other one out

no one who watches tennis seriously would watch a final between two black women, ones more than enough

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ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
she's hot OP and not at all like a man idk what you're talking about



slammin'

Ricardio
Dec 3, 2012

Completely Consensual
Philip Semen Hoffman

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
the idea of wearing those heels is phyiscally painful

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Samantha Stosur is probably more muscular but she doesn't win anything so nobody cares if she's juicing

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
If you find her arousing your a little bi and probably enjoy tranny porn. Seriously shes manly looking

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

quote:

During the 1998 Australian Open, sisters Serena and Venus Williams boasted that they could beat any man ranked outside the world's top 200. The challenge was accepted by Karsten Braasch, a German player ranked No 203 (his highest ranking was No 38). Before the matches, Braasch played a round of golf in the morning, drank a couple of beers, smoked a few cigarettes, and then played the Williams sisters for a set each, one after the other. He defeated Serena, 6-1, and Venus, 6-2. Serena said afterwards "I didn't know it would be that hard. I hit shots that would have been winners on the women's tour and he got to them easily."

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Redkist posted:

if it's all steroids and she literally has a twin sister shouldn't the twin be as good

maybe the other one is allergic to steroids or big meals or workin' out or even playing too much tennis irritates her.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I would have sex with her if she wanted to

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If she's on the good stuff then why does her sister suck?

Venus got injured then sick.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Simple fix here nerds

just add a weight category to tennis

then Serena and her monstrous sister can ping the ball back and forth in the 'Might as well be Male' category and all the hot rear end little euro babes can do the same in 'Actually Attractive' category

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I couldn't stop laughing during the 2004 US Open when she wore this.



Like, what the gently caress?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I couldn't stop laughing during the 2004 US Open when she wore this.



Like, what the gently caress?

lol jean skirt



also she is lopsided

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

lol

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Reminds me of demolition man the best movie of all time imo

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Serena Williams looks good.

I wouldn't judge her based on photos of her while she's playing tennis. People make goofy faces when they play tennis.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Reminds me of demolition man the best movie of all time imo

im glad that demolition man is finally getting the respect it deserves on gbs.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I don't particularly care for her, and I almost always root against her, but she is the best female tennis player ever.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
because black women look a little more masculine than women of other races and saying this about any particular black woman can be deliberately misconstrued as a racist remark as easily as denying she looks at all masculine

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
do people really think venus is her twin cause lol shes like 6'2 and 3 years older

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
People have been accusing her of steroid use and having a penis for like, 17 years dude.

echopraxia
May 22, 2015
if u wouldn't let her painfully and masculinely gently caress ur penis you're gay

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

gary oldmans diary posted:

because black women look a little more masculine than women of other races and saying this about any particular black woman can be deliberately misconstrued as a racist remark as easily as denying she looks at all masculine

What's masculine about her appearance?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

burritolingus posted:

What's masculine about her appearance?

according to the exact quote you quoted, it is her black skin

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Machai posted:

according to the exact quote you quoted, it is her black skin

Oh.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
see pointing out a woman that looks very masculine and happens to be black becomes a statement of accusation against all black women via denial of masculinity

demonstration concluded; successful test fire

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

gary oldmans diary posted:

see pointing out a woman that looks very masculine and happens to be black becomes a statement of accusation against all black women via denial of masculinity

demonstration concluded; successful test fire

it is racist because you made a broad generalization about every female member of a specific race

echopraxia
May 22, 2015

gary oldmans diary posted:

see pointing out a woman that looks very masculine and happens to be black becomes a statement of accusation against all black women

see uhh well


gary oldmans diary posted:

because black women look a little more masculine than women of other races

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Serena Williams sucked my dick and afterward my dick fell off. I hate her.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I don't know if it's racism or what. I just don't really see how's she's masculine. I guess she has muscles on her arms, but girls can have muscles on their arms, and she's not exactly ripped or overly muscular, and she does play a sport that involves her arms.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
*Says racist thing*

You see how quick people are to accuse me of racism? My point is made for me. Game, set, and match.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Shes tonk as gently caress.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I like petite women?

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
lol a woman can easily reach that size without steroids

you don't know poo poo about poo poo ,foolio

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i would def gently caress her because im gay and i like men and dicks

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
like pointing out that women have vaginas and men have penises is sexist

black women overall are more masculine to a miniscule and inconsequential degree mainly due to some outliers
serena williams is more masculine like drat

Barnum Brown Shoes
Jan 29, 2013

What does whinge mean

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

does anybody rememeber Anna Kournikova?

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
lol if you think you need steroids to get muscles. You must have tiny baby arms and never touched a weight in your life. Female tennis players just aren't lifting in the gym and Williams is. Also genetics.








Also yeah she probably uses PEDs I mean literally every pro athlete does.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
racist

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