let's tiptoe around the fact that Serena Williams

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Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

opus111 posted:

does anybody rememeber Anna Kournikova?

Not really post some pix for science

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:15

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:53

echopraxia: May 22, 2015

gary oldmans diary posted:

like pointing out that women have vaginas and men have penises is sexist

black women overall are more masculine to a miniscule and inconsequential degree
serena williams is more masculine like drat

White women are more masculine than other races because they have flat asses like men do loving duhhhh losers ugh can't believe I have to defend myself on this

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:16

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

opus111 posted:

does anybody rememeber Anna Kournikova?

Ugh, she loving SUCKED

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:16

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

gary oldmans diary posted:

like pointing out that women have vaginas and men have penises is sexist

black women overall are more masculine to a miniscule and inconsequential degree mainly due to some outliers
serena williams is more masculine like drat

lol if you think these are the same thing

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:16

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

opus111 posted:

does anybody rememeber Anna Kournikova?

Actually thinking about Serena Williams made me think of her.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:17

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

echopraxia posted:

ugh can't believe I have to defend myself on this

Machai posted:

lol if you think these are the same thing

gbs 2.0 trying to argue

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:18

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

opus111 posted:

does anybody rememeber Anna Kournikova?

Not even Enrique Iglesias remembers Anna Kournikova

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:22

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

A.Barnum posted:

What does whinge mean

Whine

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:23

Antifa Spacemarine: Jan 11, 2011; Tzeentch can suck it.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:23

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

Darth123123 posted:

Not really post some pix for science

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:23

echopraxia: May 22, 2015

Fukin love sayin dumb poo poo and then acting all evasive and smug when people call me out on it

*shits pants, farts unto hand and sniffs it*

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:23

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

echopraxia posted:

Fukin love sayin dumb poo poo and then acting all evasive and smug when people call me out on it

*shits pants, farts unto hand and sniffs it*

evasive where? some tumblr gbs posters demonstrated an inability to differentiate between 2 stimuli when one of them was their trigger

for instance:

Machai posted:

gary oldmans diary posted:
see pointing out a woman that looks very masculine and happens to be black becomes a statement of accusation against all black women via denial of masculinity

demonstration concluded; successful test fire

it is racist because you made a broad generalization about every female member of a specific race

between 2 possible subjects of "it" machais mind goes to the contextually incorrect one to fulfill his sense of social justice
"pointing out a woman that looks very masculine and happens to be black" is literally not equivocal to "a broad generalization about every female member of a specific race"
but if you want it to be...

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jul 14, 2015

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:33

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

why don't we just let people get jacked on steroids and stop being such assholes about it? This isn't the '80s anymore. Nancy Reagan is dead.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:35

echopraxia: May 22, 2015

gary oldmans diary posted:

"pointing out a woman that looks very masculine and happens to be black" is literally not equivocal to "a broad generalization about every female member of a specific race"

no but

gary oldmans diary posted:

black women look a little more masculine than women of other races

literally is

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:38

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Race realism.

Wait a tick. Race realism. Race+realism. Racerealism. Racism.

Son of a

burritolingus fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jul 14, 2015

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:39

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

womens tennis blows chunks. at the end of the day, it's just got no future. sorry

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:41

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Y'all are dumb AND racist, Serena Williams is smoking hot and successful as gently caress so eat poo poo nerds, you will never be worthy of this awesome paragon of our species

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:46

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

echopraxia posted:

no but

literally is

i like how this statement has a "but" as you refuse to not press for racism even after acknowledging my correctness
because one idea exists, a person cannot say serena williams looks masculine for concern that someone else who cant differentiate ideas could go triggered at any second

as for what is literally racism it would be racist on the same level to say black people have darker skin than people of other races
a trivial difference but oh my stars

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:49

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

like a half orc : )

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:51

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

unironic racism: A-OK in GBS :thumbsup:

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:54

anchoress: Dec 24, 2011; by XyloJW

serena williams is sexy as fuark and all y'all haters just don't know how to appreciate a real woman

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:55

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

lol if you out yourself as a tiny babyman on the internet

being fit is hot as fuk

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:57

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

anchoress posted:

serena williams is sexy as fuark and all y'all haters just don't know how to appreciate a real woman

Unflattering paparazzi photo of celebrity on beach makes celebrity look bad.

Men who have never been with a woman shocked that a girl's body could look bad.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:57

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

see uh, that isn't terribly unflattering :shrug:

# ? Jul 14, 2015 04:58

anchoress: Dec 24, 2011; by XyloJW

burritolingus posted:

Unflattering paparazzi photo of celebrity on beach makes celebrity look bad.

Men who have never been with a woman shocked that a girl's body could look bad.

she's got roid gut. probably from hoppin on that hgh

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:01

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Flesh Forge posted:

unironic racism: A-OK in GBS

Flesh Forge posted:

She is the possessor of an rear end, it must be said

we were just going to overlook your racist comment about black womens asses

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:02

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

anchoress posted:

she's got roid gut. probably from hoppin on that hgh

Not really seeing it there. She's just in a really unflattering pose.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:02

echopraxia: May 22, 2015

White men look naturally slightly more effeminate than men of other races. this is an objective fact equivalent to white men having white skin.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:06

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

shes very tanned. but i gotta say...i loveit!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:06

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

echopraxia posted:

White men look naturally slightly more effeminate than men of other races. this is an objective fact equivalent to white men having white skin.

my outrage! :argh:

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:07

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

gary oldmans diary posted:

"pointing out a woman that looks very masculine and happens to be black" is literally not equivocal to "a broad generalization about every female member of a specific race"
but if you want it to be...

in the following post you literally say all black women are more masculine than other women

gary oldmans diary posted:

because black women look a little more masculine than women of other races and saying this about any particular black woman can be deliberately misconstrued as a racist remark as easily as denying she looks at all masculine

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:17

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

rezatahs posted:

lol a woman can easily reach that size without steroids

you don't know poo poo about poo poo ,foolio

The op has obviously not met any East German women

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:21

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

City of Tampa posted:

why don't we just let people get jacked on steroids and stop being such assholes about it? This isn't the '80s anymore. Nancy Reagan is dead.

I think we should let atheletes use meth. Any drugs, really

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:23

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Is jacked as gently caress, looks like a man and almost certainly takes steroids, resulting in aforementioned masculine appearance, and peerless domination in her sport

I mean like, when all other athletes were found to be taking steroids everyone in the world just rolled their eyes and went, "uhh yeah no poo poo. they are great athletes nonetheless but it was fairly obvious"

Why is it with Serena Williams, we have to walk on eggshells? Because she's black? Because she's a woman? Because she's physically repulsive to look at from abusing steroids?

Can't we just be honest and agree that like Lance Armstrong she probably trains at a level that's practically impossible to fathom, but juices like a motherfucker?

I'm just saying. Keep hearing about this on social media. The woman looks like a man. No need to whinge about it.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:26

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

burritolingus posted:

Serena Williams looks good.

I wouldn't judge her based on photos of her while she's playing tennis. People make goofy faces when they play tennis.

same face she'll make while pegging your rear end with a gynormus black strap on so hth

cuz if you think you gonna be the big spoon when it comes to cuddle time think again son

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:33

A Tasteful Nude: Jun 3, 2013; A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

so many goons who'd be on the verge of total heart failure after thirty second of tennis complaining that in shape muscles ladies look unsexy ITT it owns

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:33

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

City of Tampa posted:

Nancy Reagan is dead.

If only.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:35

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Machai posted:

in the following post you literally say all black women are more masculine than other women

gary oldmans diary posted:
because black women look a little more masculine than women of other races and saying this about any particular black woman can be deliberately misconstrued as a racist remark as easily as denying she looks at all masculine

"all black women are more masculine than other women"
"black women look a little more masculine than women of other races"

i like how you took "a little" and replaced it with "all" to alter and reduce an interpretable statement into the interpretation you want it to be and make it not just about looks but about a bevy of aspects so you can social justice some more

as long as the idea exists you are unable to coherently differentiate it from related subjects, hence this thread

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:45

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

Let's hear it for stunningly hot & intimidating black women.

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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:51

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Bubble Bobby: Jan 28, 2005

She's all right looking but it's a stretch to call her hot, IMHO

# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:52

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