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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Someone is back

fart blood posted:

So Brock's winning Sunday, right

Something's gotta go right and something's gotta go wrong for Summerslam to be interesting. We'll see who stands tall tonight, because they Won't Sunday.

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I wonder if Brock wants to appear every week now so that there can be new Suplex City shirts to increase his merch payout.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
That car done been hosed up.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

GenericMartini posted:

why did they bring back the car?

Displayed as a warning to future generations of cars.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


:iiaca:

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
The minitron is too fast to read :(

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Someone plz photoshop Brock's face on Honda tia



Brock is secretly so happy he is being cheered :allears:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
My favorite thing about Brock Lesnar is that he looks like a white supremacist but he's totally not because he has a jewish guy standing right next to him and he's totally cool with it.

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Brock Lesnar is loving awesome

BAWRLIN
Nov 23, 2003

He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.
I assume this is evidence that Jimmy John's is into pagan gods and car murder.

Also Jamie Noble murder.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
Brock's smiling every time they chant Suplex City makes my day

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Did I miss anything

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005

Suplex city bitch.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
I'm Paul's blatantly dyed hair

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I wish Paul Heyman read books on tape.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I love Paul Heyman so much.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Writer Cath posted:

I wish Paul Heyman read books on tape.

I want him to read Trainspotting on tape.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Catpiss Neverclean posted:

Someone plz photoshop Brock's face on Honda tia



this exists

Mr Muggy
Mar 30, 2010

I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?
I get to see Brock Lesnar murder a man live in person this Sunday. It's gonna be great.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Writer Cath posted:

I wish Paul Heyman read books on tape.

I heard he reads Dr.Seuss books to Brock to help him sleep.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

It's so strange how naturally Brock turned into a face without really needing to do much. Heyman barely even needs to change his speeches. Guess that's what you get when your heels are properly heelish. Or when your faces do things that make people hate them (Poor Roman)

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

I wish Paul Heyman read books on tape.

I want him to read 50 shades.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Brock Lesnar is adorable when he smiles and chuckles at something Paul says in the ring.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Catpiss Neverclean posted:

I heard he reads Dr.Seuss books to Brock to help him sleep.

"And she tried the porridge, the hot porridge-!"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Nuclear heat for interrupting a Heyman promo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Hmm, interrupting a Heyman promo with Brock in the ring. Yes, this sounds like a good idea. Nice work Rollins.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Sanguinia posted:

It's so strange how naturally Brock turned into a face without really needing to do much. Heyman barely even needs to change his speeches. Guess that's what you get when your heels are properly heelish. Or when your faces do things that make people hate them (Poor Roman)

I mean, he pretty consistently had a portion of the crowd on his side as a heel anyway. But yeah, he really works in this role.

Some combo of John Cena and WrestleMania-era Roman Reigns.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Seth you tried this before

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Thank God! It's KANE!

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
When do they kiss

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Kane is here. Good RAW

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Live TV rules.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

:lol: Nice flub, Seth.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Slip, recovery, heel heat anyway. :shobon:

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I want him to read 50 shades.
Gilbert Gottfried already cornered that market.

Now, Heyman vs Gottfried, there would be a promo battle for the ages.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


At least Seth recovered decently and made it seem like he flubbed the line out of anger.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
edit: nm

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
Alberto was in that car. Mystery solved.

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I had a feeling Seth wouldn't make it through that line.

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