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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Hmm, interrupting a Heyman promo with Brock in the ring. Yes, this sounds like a good idea. Nice work Rollins.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Slip, recovery, heel heat anyway. :shobon:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
"Seriously there's a bus leaving in about 10 minutes, if we hurry we can catch it."

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I would love to be Heyman, because you can say whatever you want to anybody and they won't be able to do a single thing about it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Please let them make a shirt with two tablets of Lesnar's commandments.

I. SUPLEX
II. SUPLEX
III. SUPLEX
...
IX SUPLEX
X SUPLEX
XI Thou shalt not intentionally provoke Brock Lesnar.
XII bitch

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

pressedbunny posted:

Oh thank gently caress, I thought we'd never get to see Kane and Big Show in the first hour!

It's all downhill from here :smith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Didn't we just loving do this match last week?

Under these same conditions? In the same time slot?

Am I going insane again?



e: OH NEVER MIND WE ADDED RANDY AND SHEAMUS THAT'S MUCH BETTER

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

DANIEL BRYAN'S COMING BACK?! :neckbeard:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

MotU posted:

im losing my loving mind

i know this is exciting stuff

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Corporate Kane posted:

kill the schizophrenic man yourself

I'm afraid I've got some... BAD NEWS










it's him

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

StarkRavingMad posted:

tell El Patron to calm down and call the autism people already

Move to rebrand Kane, Noble, and Mercury as the Autism Authority

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Smackdown is gonna be here in September I may have to go watch that?

well I mean you don't HAVE to

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Kane has a plan? Oh, well, that's different! Everything's under control then!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
What the hell are we even going to SHOW as the main event? Is it just 90 minutes of suplexing Kane? It's 90 minutes of suplexing Kane, isn't it? Oh man this is going to get like a 7.0 in ratings

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

8.0 then

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
This is DEFINITELY Bray Wyatt.

It took me a few moments to realize they had that fake out but for a second I was thinking, "Who the gently caress else could it have been?!"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Dean in the background going, "So does this mean I win, or...?"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I have a tiny cat in my lap and he is far more interesting than this entire Raw will be

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

abraham linksys posted:

what

like I can't tell if I'm miscalibrated because it's been a while since I've watched or if this Raw is just hosed. even more garbage commentary than usual, a baffling curtain-jerk that looked like a house show main with even less storyline, and the worst commercial placement ever

This has pretty much the exact same Raw for the last three weeks so it's not you.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I WON-DER if they're GO-ing to have Nikki SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Neon Knight posted:

Is this where Alicia Fox reveals herself

:pray:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
For those of you who said to yourselves, "I couldn't possibly care less about this,"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Blasmeister posted:

Why is Steph the face

Why did Brie turn heel

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
When they said Becky Lynch I mistakeningly heard "Bayley" for some reason and got really excited about hugs.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
ahahahahahaha Becky Lynch throwing these gigantic European uppercuts in the corner followed by Brie's weak sauce little punches.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Corporate Kane posted:

and its all thanks to Stephanie McMahon

at this point I don't give a poo poo if it's thanks to Jean Marie Le Pen

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Corporate Kane posted:

Stephanie McMahon is beautiful to behold, fiercely intelligent, and also has a huge throbbing penis

go on

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I miss Big E's clapping, bring back Big E's clapping

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
m.... millions a dollahs :stare:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

pressedbunny posted:

Aww, I was hoping their partner would be Bayley

Bayley doing the Millions of Dollars dance would be so cute I think my laptop would melt.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

MotU posted:

titus o neil is a great guy darren young is a good guy idk what this averages out to

A pretty good guy

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Big E's heel mannerisms are great :allears:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Is it just me or did they turn the mat mics up to "ECW" levels? It sounds like a gunshot every time someone takes a bump.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fart blood posted:

What the gently caress NO THEY DIDN'T

what yes they did, were you not there or something

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fart blood posted:

I'm taping it. I rewound the whole thing. Not once did anyone say that.

What the hell? You empty quoted it and everything!

fart blood posted:

"I hate Lord Chumley." :laffo:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

abraham linksys posted:

lol there's an hour and a half of this left

is Owens gonna get to actually fight Cena or should I just stop now

Whenever you find yourself asking this about Raw the answer is "stop now"

But you're going to keep watching like the rest of us

Because we never learn

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

me irl

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

abraham linksys posted:

Creative has nothing for you, the audience

Well, we lost to John Cena already, so we're just another guy

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
That was the What's Up Cole and WAIT WHAT THE gently caress R-TRUTH JUST WON CLEAN?!

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Look I'm not gonna lie to you, I really want the British monarchy to be determined by outcome of wrestling matches

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