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Charles Gnarwin
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Catpiss Neverclean posted:

So how did the bible belters respond to Heyman calling Brock a literal god and telling us to praise him?

There is no proof that Brock isn't the literal Old Testament god

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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This is bullshit. Jamie was trying to sell that on Craigslist!

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I wonder if Brock wants to appear every week now so that there can be new Suplex City shirts to increase his merch payout.

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At least Seth recovered decently and made it seem like he flubbed the line out of anger.

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Jul 31, 2014

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Seth is going to set Brock's arms on fire during a German. CONFIRMED

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Finally a Buster Bluth chant on Raw

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Please let them make a shirt with two tablets of Lesnar's commandments.

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Last week was the perfect use of Orton and tonight is the opposite of that

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Yuriy posted:

Your avatar would be more accurate if it was a hammer instead of a tennis ball seeing as you walk out the door every day expecting to commit dogicide

This is not about wrestling. Please only post about wrestling or I will have to tell you to stay on topic again.

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This is cool and how Roman should be used.

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Seriously? They cut to commercial when they were within 15 feet of each other

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Alicia Fox in a flip cap continues to be the best part of Raw

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Steph is going to introduce the new top Diva: Stephanie McMahon

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Yuriy posted:

This is my favorite part if LU, when they care about a match, they just let it go with no commercials

To be fair, El Rey does not have advertisers to keep happy

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Holy poo poo, she really is taking credit

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Charlotte incoming

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YESSSSSS BECKY

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Nice voice crack, Cole

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TheHock posted:

Becky Lynch needs to lay off the tanner.

Maybe her hair dye just ran.

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Oh cool, the rest of the Horsewomen are coming

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Intruder posted:

No seriously why is Steph doing this

Can't they, like, show up on their own

Stephanie McMahon is in charge of all good things and she's the best.

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This is a full-on invasion

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Now change the belt before you leave, Steph

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NXT is the best thing ever. Thanks, Trips

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That segment was awesome for so many reasons:

- Every Horsewoman got her own intro with actual character traits explained for people new to NXT
- Becky Lynch got rid of the gold diaper
- All of the offense from the call-ups looked so much more crisp and effective
- That triple submission, with the added bonus that Sasha was tapping out Nikki

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Jerusalem posted:

Hunter deserves credit!

Psh, it's not like NXT is his pet project that is pretty much built to his specifications and guided by his hand :rolleyes:

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Lord Chumley posted:

Son of a bitch did I miss Sasha during my drive home?!

When she was coming out, she looked into the camera and said, "I hate Lord Chumley." Sorry, dude.

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They knew they were doing the women's segment tonight and so they just phoned in the rest of the show.

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Did Wade Barrett gently caress Linda McMahon or something?

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Jerusalem posted:

I can't believe it, but the US Open challenge might only be the second best thing of the night - it's gonna have to work hard to beat the NXT Women Invasion.

The Cena open challenge has basically been a slow NXT men's invasion. Tonight we get the debut we've all been waiting for: Marcus Louis

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Boots :(

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Summer needs to slowly morph into Putin-loving Lana because I want to hear her cutting anti-American promos in her accent.

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I wonder if Rusev's powerlifting career ever caused his Chernobyl to have some fallout :ohdear:

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Cesaro gettin' that pop.

Also, his continual representation of Tyson Kidd on TV is such a cool thing for him to do.

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How the gently caress was that DDT so fluid?

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Cesaro is literally god. gently caress Brock,

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Rusev should be grateful that Owens has a cushy belly

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I don't think I've ever seen a triple threat hoss off. I also don't think there have ever been three more agile big men in wrestling. This match is everything

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Well, I guess Nattie is left

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No matter what lovely stuff happens this Raw, it will be a net positive.

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