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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I'm an otter. Bought the otter hat.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you "otter" get a drat clue, op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Isn't that also a "type" of gay?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

VendaGoat posted:

Isn't that also a "type" of gay?

its a marine mammal

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:gas:

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

VendaGoat posted:

Isn't that also a "type" of gay?

So is being a bear

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I can not keep up with kids these days. I will submit and face to oldom

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW


when i put this hat on, i become samuel the north american beaver and rapist

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

Stoic Commie posted:



when i put this hat on, i become samuel the north american beaver and rapist

One of those things deserves you the death by a thousand lashes.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
let us know how the oraquick results turn out.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Ummm furries with cards on lanyards saying "You must be this tall to ride this." ....hanging near waist level (walking animal waist level I guess). Bronies representin, much exquisite expensive suits on parade...no shrooms but no need

Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jul 14, 2015

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Unotteronically. I'm going to open mike night and wear my otter hat, talk some poo poo on the ferrets. You're witnessing the birth of a star!

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
A couple weeks ago at the San Francisco pride parade, there was a small section of the marchers that were furries. I did not want to bring a damper on the positive atmosphere, so I suppressed my natural grimace and held out my hand to high five this furry that was really, you know, clamoring for high fives.

His paw was wet. Very, very... wet.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

BlueBlazer posted:

One of those things deserves you the death by a thousand lashes.

north american?

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
all-ages convention with collars, leashes, whips, feathered handcuffs, body harnesses, and hog slappers up for grabs.
(I might need a hog slapper, thinkin about it)

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

Champenema posted:

all-ages convention with collars, leashes, whips, feathered handcuffs, body harnesses, and hog slappers up for grabs.
(I might need a hog slapper, thinkin about it)
ain't that your dad?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
also got a "Princess Inside" sticker. Puttin that on my buddy's car

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

sounds very erotteric

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
It's an ongoing bromance; wish he'd pop a mol with me.

Not sure what furry he'd be. Maybe a weasel with a stammer.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

- whats a computer
- for every problem, if a computer can check a solution quickly can it find that solution quickly
- how do you prove or disprove that all nontrivial zeros of the analytical continuation of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2
- boxers or briefs
- seriously what the heck is a computer
- how many roads must a man walk down before he becomes a raccoon
- is this a question
- i don't think this is a question, though it has a question mark?
- if animals are so great why don't you marry one
- does this spot look weird to you
- why would furries have sex with differently specied furries do they not know how animals work
- would you buy a cubical frozen confection called 'dice cream'
- how do you get any significant number of people to care about anything you do or say
- can i please have some money to get my phone screen fixed, its real bad
- how can you ensure everyone can do everything they want to without impinging anyone else's ability to do anything they want
- what is want anyway, should an uninformed fantasy even be considered a 'want'
- at what point does informing a decision influence it and since free will is almost certainly an illusion does it even matter, or does the pursuit and debate this question inspires however fixed and preordained worthwhile because exploring limits is the best and finest thing life can do so if we are to be a painting in some eternal gallery, let us be the craziest of all paintings?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Are you going to have your balls mercilessly flogged before or after having a yiff train run on you?

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
Now you can have a jugband Christmas

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
what method of suicide will you be using

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Phone is sassin' me. but there's a pic or 2 i"m trnya get outta that bitch. also embarrassing selfie that my FB loves

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

what method of suicide will you be using

shoot myself in the head while riding a bike past a monument; dead before hitting the pavement. Set up multi cameras = monetization.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


can't believe I failed gettin some kind of human contact

Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jul 14, 2015

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Describe the smell. Please be as evocative as possible, make the reader live the experience alongside you.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Start building and selling fursuits OP, you'll be rich in no time. Those things are like $2k each

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
What accelerants would be the most effective in ensuring a complete immolation

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Otters are very snuggly; I think I'm on to something just need to lose the fursuit and apply the hog slapper?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Here's my otter artists enterpretation costume

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
That's no otter; I've served with otters and you are no otter sir

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
A fursuit like no otter

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Specialized ottersuit w/moveable jaw and eyes...gettin into the $10K + realm. OK gotta support the love

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
hog slapper

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lets gently caress

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
These are all me





















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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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p sure that's a decapitated head

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