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What did you faggots get me? Nothing? I'm not surprised. You guys never follow through with anything. Anyway gonna keep on smoking. Gonna wake and bake in the AM, get breakfast from my favorite diner. Smoke all day. And then later presents from my girlfriend and Habachi for dinner. How are you gonna spend my birthday, lads?
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:43 |
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munch my groin, bonehead
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:25 |
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Happy Birthday OP!!
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:27 |
ask your girlfriend for butt stuff she can't say no to pegging you if its your birthday Happy Birthday!
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:28 |
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trying to get presents from us, it's not your birthday
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:31 |
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how old are you
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:38 |
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your birthday is way too close to mine get the hell out
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:39 |
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tell your elderly polish girlfriend we said jak sie masz
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:39 |
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gbaby posted:how old are you 24
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:39 |
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Got you a shovel and a gift certificate to a defense lawyer.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:42 |
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whats your gf like
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:42 |
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Pawl posted:Happy Birthday OP!!
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:44 |
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Windows 98 posted:What did you faggots get me? Nothing? I'm not surprised. You guys never follow through with anything. That sounds pretty nice, enjoy low key birthdays are the best. you getten a BJ after dinner?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:44 |
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Yo mama spawned a moron fo sho
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 05:56 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:your birthday is way too close to mine get the hell out It's only 3 days after mine, but I'm cool with it. We can share.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:00 |
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https://youtu.be/Y1ZJiBHh-Yw
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:01 |
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Happy birthday OP.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:01 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCYzk67y_wc
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:08 |
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Takkaryx posted:
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:12 |
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That many steps closer to the reaper's door, human being, death knocks incessantly. Kill urself while you still have the fine motor control to make it easy imo. Happy birthday, hth.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:16 |
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Why don't you give yourself a real birthday present this year and do something about your marijuana addiction?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:18 |
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gently caress you it's my birthday too and i'm 25 now so i get to do everything first also loving happy la marseillaise or something too
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:19 |
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On June 25, 1998, two and a half years of hard work culminated in the launch of Windows 98. And so, Microsoft launched what is sure to be its largest release of the year. While there were a lucky few who were able to attend the main event in San Francisco, most of us were stuck either hearing about it, watching it on the web, or viewing it in one of the ninety-something locations across the world (and only a few got to do that). Well, I wasn’t able to get to California, but I was able to see the event live at one of the movie theater locations where it was being broadcast. When I got there, I really didn’t know what to expect, I wasn’t even sure if I was even in the right place. For some reason, I expected there to be some huge banner across the front of the theater proclaiming the Windows 98 launch to be there, but there wasn’t. As I made my way into the theater, I saw a few people with Windows 98 bags in their hands, along with some kind of Win98 t-shirt, and I knew I had come to the right place. I walked in to registration, and the MS employee (affiliate?) handed me my t-shirt and a couple of questionnaires for me to fill out. The event provided a great opportunity to meet with the other professionals and experts on Win98, as well as mingle with some other fellow betatesters and chat about our experiences with Win98. After a little while, they let is into the theaters, and the live broadcast began. Brad Chase, the senior VP of Microsoft, introduced all of the basic features of Win98. I got the impression that he was a little nervous as we watched with some entertainment as he stumbled over every other word. But it all went well, including a successful attempt at the same demonstration that crashed on Bill Gates a couple of months ago. After Brad got finished showing off Win98, Bill Gates himself gave his speech on what Win98 meant in comparison to Win95 and everything else in the industry, and how it was only the beginning of what MS has in store for the future. Then suddenly, it was over. Bill said good bye, and left the stage, and the broadcast was over. It took most of us by surprise, especially given that it ended about a half-hour early. It was obvious that the audience wasn’t the only one who was surprised, as the MS presenters at the theaters stumbled to raise the lights and think of something to do. They finished off the night with a little Q & A with some MS software giveaways, mostly games but including a copy of MS Plus! 98. I left the theater that night a little disappointed. I guess I had expected more excitement for the release of this new version of Windows, but I guess there was more hype then it really deserved. That still doesn’t mean that Win98 doesn’t deserve your attention .
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:20 |
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good day to die
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:21 |
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pretty pathetic
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:21 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKy9fV_zX_o
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:23 |
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every time MS does this stupid live show bullshit with a new release, and every time it crashes and burns you'd think they'd know better by now
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:26 |
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downhill from now on, op.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:32 |
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2015 sucks too op
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:40 |
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celebrating the day the earth got a little gayer
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:46 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:celebrating the day the earth got a little gayer
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:46 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:what its your birthday too?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:47 |
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Takkaryx posted:
YOU'VE CRACKED THE CASE, GUMSHOE.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:01 |
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i turn 24 tomorrow high five bro
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:04 |
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as you blow the candles out wish for the birthday blowie. There's always more gusto in the performance when it's attached to a main event.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:08 |
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gently caress you for being so young op. happy birthday
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 09:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwMdaS8T3v0
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it's my birthday in 8 days! i'm gonna fly back home for the weekend and get very drunk with old friends
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 10:55 |