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how about you take a ride on ya' hawley, mistah jay? *licks a prison wall seductively*
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concerned mom posted:when are hollywood people going to stop making endless superhero movies After Suicide Squad and Batman Vs. Superman bomb so hard that public opinion is turned against superhero movies for the next two decades.
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Jul 14, 2015 14:20
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batman v superman will make a million billion dollars even if it sucks. pretty much all superhero movies make cash from merchandising tie ins and poo poo. superhero movies arent going anywhere any time soon im afraid.
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Jul 14, 2015 14:21
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nah sony will keep rebooting the exact same spiderman movie until the end of time
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Jul 14, 2015 14:21
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maybe harley is blind and sees by smelling and tasting colors as if they're all flavored like candy
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Jul 14, 2015 14:21
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RyokoTK posted:anybody who wants to bang the joker is probably p hosed up i'd expect umm excuse me but all the quirky independent girls on my facebook feed have unequivocally stated juggalette and joker are in true love and are really cool and are role models for how relationships should be because despite their foibles they are in love and always put in the work to make their relationship strong and that's why they are so much happier than batman, who just lets his girlfriends die, no biggie. jared leto will never just let harley die and vice versa and that's why this movie will be so touching and waaaay better than iron mans (drunk; codependent) and batmen (depressed and selfish and prob very little sex drive) and the upcoming ant man (too small for sex except with like, babies or something and that's gross ant man is gross)
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Wizard Master posted:How can there be a new Joker already, the Republican primaries aren't until 2016. This is obviously still the test marketing phase, where Amanda "Rove" Waller and her buds run an overstocked shitload of terrible candidates through the paces to see who survives. "Getting people to act against their own self-interest is what I do for a living."
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Applewhite posted:After Suicide Squad and Batman Vs. Superman bomb so hard that public opinion is turned against superhero movies for the next two decades. this is actually there secret plan to put marvel out of business
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Jul 14, 2015 14:24
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Acne Rain posted:maybe harley is blind and sees by smelling and tasting colors as if they're all flavored like candy Oh and she could wear red glasses and carry a cane.
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Jul 14, 2015 14:30
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Wonder Woman would beat all these fruitcakes up just saying wheres my wonder woman movie
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Jul 14, 2015 14:39
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Zzulu posted:Wonder Woman would beat all these fruitcakes up Superhero movies would be good again if they'd make a Silver Age wonder woman movie in the same spirit as Batman: The Brave and the Bold. They almost did it with Green Lantern, but chickened out at the last second. GL could have been DC's Guardians of the Galaxy if they'd had the balls to make it silly.
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Jul 14, 2015 14:42
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:how about you take a ride on ya' hawley, mistah jay? *Inserts handcuffs into vagina* how about ya help escape mistah jay?
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Jul 14, 2015 14:46
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Gatekeeper posted:umm excuse me but all the quirky independent girls on my facebook feed have unequivocally stated juggalette and joker are in true love and are really cool and are role models for how relationships should be because despite their foibles they are in love and always put in the work to make their relationship strong and that's why they are so much happier than batman, who just lets his girlfriends die, no biggie. jared leto will never just let harley die and vice versa and that's why this movie will be so touching and waaaay better than iron mans (drunk; codependent) and batmen (depressed and selfish and prob very little sex drive) and the upcoming ant man (too small for sex except with like, babies or something and that's gross ant man is gross) i do not doubt the true juggalove that two or more methheads can enjoy
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Jul 14, 2015 14:48
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it actually looks the business, im sorry that you are such a negative nancy op that the moment a comic book movie is announced you have to pick holes in it without any justifiable reason just to show everyone that youre king of the nerdfaces same poo poo happens with anything star wars well newsflash nancy its gonna be da bom diggity and your gonna eat youre drat words and choke on them
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Jul 14, 2015 14:51
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I would kind of like a movie like this with a bunch of bad guys going up against a well known hero instead of some no doubt generic objective they get in this movie. It'd be more fun if this team was trying to take out Batman or Superman or something and the movie treated the hero as the antagonist
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Jul 14, 2015 14:51
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it would be cool if their true objective was to take out: themselves. truly a suicide squad
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Zzulu posted:I would kind of like a movie like this with a bunch of bad guys going up against a well known hero instead of some no doubt generic objective they get in this movie. It'd be more fun if this team was trying to take out Batman or Superman or something and the movie treated the hero as the antagonist I don't think that would be allowed by the Hayes Code.
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concerned mom posted:when are hollywood people going to stop making endless superhero movies
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Applewhite posted:So we're like... some kind of suicide squad? In the sequel they recruit Dr. Octopus. So...I'm like some kind of Suicide...squid? *two second pause, Wil Smith looks sidelong into the camera*
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Jul 14, 2015 15:02
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Alan Smithee posted:jared leto is a giant douche and should proly get his rear end kicked every now and then I watch Fight Club at least once a month for this exact reason.
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Jul 14, 2015 15:04
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The Taint Reaper posted:James Cameron got the rights to make a Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya movie. That could be really good. I'd love to see a James Cameron version of that bit where the light giants start destroying the world
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Jul 14, 2015 15:04
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i liked professional eyebrow model cara delevingnge was bathing in some quaker state 10w30
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Jul 14, 2015 15:06
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Phobic Nest posted:"Getting people to act against their own self-interest is what I do for a living." This is actually 100% correct but it was the director talking about movie audiences
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Jul 14, 2015 15:09
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Amanda Waller isn't fat enough in that trailer.
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Jul 14, 2015 15:13
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This is how Amanda Waller is supposed to look
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Jul 14, 2015 15:14
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they sprung for one of those reedy vocalizers in the trailer i see man you know this ones gonna be dark but touching too
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Jul 14, 2015 15:21
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I'm confused, isn't Harley supposed to spend all of her free time having weird plant-sex with Ivy?
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Jul 14, 2015 15:25
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Naerasa posted:I'm confused, isn't Harley supposed to spend all of her free time having weird plant-sex with Ivy? Ivy is too silly and has no place in the grim and gritty world of Superman v. Batman 478 U.S. 186 (1986)
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Jul 14, 2015 15:30
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DC must be hurting because they ran out of money and couldn't afford lighting for this movie.
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Jul 14, 2015 15:32
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I have some friends in the comedy scene in Toronto and apparently Jared Leto is fond of showing up to shows with his lovely green joker hair and laughing with his crazy joker laugh and just pissing everyone off.
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Jul 14, 2015 15:39
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Bro Dad posted:yeah it turns out grant morrison is a hack, who knew big time
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Jul 14, 2015 15:42
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I am a huge fan of DC and honestly, both of their upcoming movies look bad. Suicide Squad looks worse, though. Hmmm what will improve a story about crazy supervillains being sent out on suicide missions for the US government? I know! Lots of meth and Hot Topic clothing. Justice League: Gods and Monsters was pretty good, though. boom boom boom posted:This is how Amanda Waller is supposed to look Word.
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Jul 14, 2015 15:43
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the only reason im glad of this movie is that when it turns out to be a modest success marvel will make a thunderbolts movie
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Jul 14, 2015 15:45
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Applewhite posted:Ivy is too silly and has no place in the grim and gritty world of Superman v. Batman 478 U.S. 186 (1986) Given how popular she is as a character, I'm kinda shocked that they haven't shoe-horned her in to one of these movies yet.
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Jul 14, 2015 15:50
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Sweet! Another gritty take on children's literature. I'm super psyched to hear all the hype about it for months, then the inevitable disappointment after it's released!
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Jul 14, 2015 15:55
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are there any comic books about dogs? i really like dogs and i also like avengers and bat/spidermen and a movie combining both thingies would be very sweet. i don't mean like Dog-Man where it's a man who becomes a dog to avenge his wife, just a cool loyal dog who stops bad guys like fresh prince and joker. maybe to be cute his girlfriend is catwoman's cat who feels conflicted about dating a good guy when she's a bad guy's furbaby but Hero Dog (that's a bad name, we'll revisit that later) is so virtuous and great that she just can't help but love him. Is this a comic that could be a movie now that all the good and mediocre stories are already movies?
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Jul 14, 2015 15:56
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Gatekeeper posted:are there any comic books about dogs? i really like dogs and i also like avengers and bat/spidermen and a movie combining both thingies would be very sweet. i don't mean like Dog-Man where it's a man who becomes a dog to avenge his wife, just a cool loyal dog who stops bad guys like fresh prince and joker. maybe to be cute his girlfriend is catwoman's cat who feels conflicted about dating a good guy when she's a bad guy's furbaby but Hero Dog (that's a bad name, we'll revisit that later) is so virtuous and great that she just can't help but love him. Is this a comic that could be a movie now that all the good and mediocre stories are already movies? 
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boom boom boom posted:This is how Amanda Waller is supposed to look waller from assault on arkham 
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