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Harley Quinn is just going to walk around and say "Mistah J" and "B-Man" the whole movie, right? I mean the whole point of her character is that she usually fucks up the Joker's plans.
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Jul 15, 2015 12:38
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Couldn't they have hired Tara Strong for Harley? Probably cheaper than Margot Robbie, and then they could have hired at least one actor I recognize, besides Adam Beach.
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Jul 15, 2015 13:01
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Acne Rain posted:tara strong doesn't do live action she is a Voice Actor She's blonde, short, and has the um, equipment. I'm not asking for Shakespeare here
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I had literally never heard of Suicide Squad before this movie became a thing
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Jul 15, 2015 14:21
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Acne Rain posted:is it unusual for there to be comics you have not heard of I used to collect them when I was a lovely little kid. Like I had 30 issues of ROM: Spaceknight and most of Firestorm. If I haven't heard of a comic thing at all, I don't think that bodes well.
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Applewhite posted:If anything, it bodes ill. Things are grave, indeed
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Hmm, didn't know they made a comic about my 20s
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Jul 15, 2015 16:09
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White people everywhere just discovered tattoos are a good replacement for character or personality this last decade
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Jul 16, 2015 01:33
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also in this version he wasn't raised by the Kents in Kansas but by Mexican immigrants (he's an illegal alien, get it?) so he's not so keen on all that "Truth, Justice and the American Way" stuff. You had me at Mexican
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Jul 16, 2015 14:11
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Why is Wonder Woman a thin sad woman and not a beefy bad bitch in the new B-man vs Superpajamas
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Monkey Fracas posted:wonder how Marvel's like 50 year plan of movies is going to shake out in the end Hopefully with kids deciding comics are loving dumb as gently caress and getting in to hardcore gangster rap Probably for the best
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Jul 16, 2015 15:22
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Applewhite posted:I know they picked a completely wrong actress for her. You know who would have been good? The Pixie-haired bodybuilder chick everyone's raving about lately.  Make it happen DC, you loving clown bitches
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I was going to, but I can't have Captain Winky (my superhero) taking over the day so early
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Jul 16, 2015 15:47
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Gatekeeper posted:
There's a scene in the new season of Orange is the New Black where she gets beat up by two scrawny women, and I'm thinking, there's no way that happens in real life
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Jul 16, 2015 16:48
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Germstore posted:Wasn't it three women? Maybe it was only two doing the actual fighting but there was definitely three women. She's 5'11" and weighs at least 190 pounds; if switching teams means losing your default fighting advantage, that seems like a raw deal to me Get Venus, the hotter Williams sister
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Jul 16, 2015 16:55
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I like that Henry Cavill gained 20 pounds of muscle and took all the steroids in preparation Gal Gadot did some pilates ed: also, apparently Ben Affleck is 6'4", pretty loving tall
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Zzulu posted:Gina Carano got the looks and physicality down but unfortunately she's a poo poo actress True, the part of Wonder Woman needs to go to an Anne Bancroft level actress ed: whoa, I just gave myself a TCM Classics boner, brb
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Bonzo posted:I'm not seeing another DC movie until they make one about Section 8 from Hitman Holy poo poo, on my wish list now, thanks
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Zzulu posted:Michael Cera as Harley Quinn and Sandra Bullock as the Joker. Uh, brb, gotta go do something
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Jul 17, 2015 13:09
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Applewhite posted:Yet still not quite as stupid as Power Girl's heartfelt explanation of why her costume has a boob window. Gonna need a link to this for reasons
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Applewhite posted:Been trying to find it but it's not easy to discreetly search for "Power Girl Boobs" while at work. Maybe another goon can help out? Try Power Girl Boob Hole, sounds like that would do it
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Jul 17, 2015 16:19
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Is there any other reason to give a poo poo about Power Girl other than that boob hole? (the answer is no)
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Jul 17, 2015 16:37
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boom boom boom posted:The Amanda Conner Power Girl series was fun. I'm learning a lot of fun things today fake edit: Amanda Conner seems like a person who thinks women are very nice to look at and maybe that is not so terrible
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Jul 17, 2015 16:46
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It would probably work for me, because I see cleavage and I turn in to that wolf from the old 1940's cartoons
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Applewhite posted:The truth is of course that Power Girl just has low self esteem and flaunts her body because it's the only positive attention she gets. Power Girl and I are not that different, then
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Germstore posted:black spider-man makes sense though because black people loving love spider-man I think its because black people like when a white dude is just a white dude and doesn't say "For reals" or "Playas gonna play, yaknowwamma sayn'"; Spider-man is the ultimate "just a white dude"
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Oh no don't skip comic con That's where all the cool people are Said the goon
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Why are people still trying to sell me on Olivia Munn
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Troposphere posted:he will never die, he will just continue polluting nerd media with his terrible terrible face Yeeeeeeeeeees I thought I was the only one that thinks he's kind of a poo poo actor
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I'd rather watch the Suicide Squad trailer 15 times than read a Wolverine comic
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Jul 20, 2015 01:15
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The Doom comics were really the apex of comic art
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Jul 20, 2015 11:48
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So are we all going to pretend this character isn't missing some chromosomes or what
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Jul 21, 2015 16:00
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Monkey Fracas posted:how has marvel not like sued these people into the ground lol Probably don't want to rile up the ultra-conservative gun nuts who worship this dude, who by his own account was less a professional, reluctant sniper and more a racist war criminal
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Uncle Wemus posted:snyders is better
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Xenomrph posted:Another fun example of "same topic across a bunch of subforums" going on right now is the FIFA scandal; there's three threads for it, in GBS, D&D, and the soccer subforums. Take a guess where the fun thread is
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Nefarious posted:wow, no thanks. this goon likes a female with some meat on her bones. give that girl a sandwich This but unironically  Put two Ws on it, bam, Wonder Woman Acting in a superhero movie is overrated
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I wish we could prop his dead corpse in the forum, like that papal trial where the dug up Pope Autistus II
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Dapper Dan posted:you know we share like 96%-99% of our dna with apes, depending on the ape species, right? gently caress, we even share like 91% of our genes with flatworms. one gene that makes people shoot lasers from their eyes and regenerating tissue is pretty loving big. you can't simply take a self-regenerating kidney and plop it into somebody, because those cells are dramatically different from any cells we possess. we also don't have the biochemical control mechanisms that wolverine does to have them say 'hey guys, you are a complete kidney now, please stop regenerating. i mean please stop. they won't stop. onto cancer town we go!' maybe wolverine has super testosterone that makes him hairy but also beats the cells into submussion so he doesn't turn into one gigantic tumor. But what am I doing with this transplanted pig dick
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