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Who the gently caress keeps piss bottles? I know the desperate need to piss into something but in the worst cases I'll piss in a sink, in a trash can, or go outside in the yard, but even when I pissed into a bottle the next thing I did was throw it away. I'll never forget walking into a roommate's room, seeing a collection of plastic AZ Tea bottles on his desk and saying "Hey, can I get one?" and he shakes his head in such a way that we both know there are 5 bottles of his urine sitting in his room. Every loving tale of piss bottles is "I walked into his room and there were several large containers filled with piss". For gently caress's sake, at the bare minimum you can toss it in the garbage when you walk to the kitchen to get more food or leave the house to buy fast food. There is literally no reason to keep a store of urine in a room unless you think that there is a immediate water crisis coming and you own a water purification system.
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Maybe he just didn't want you man handling his AZ tea get your own tea
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Jul 14, 2015 12:25
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piss of nerd is a very potent alchemical reagent and you're an idiot to just throw it in the garbage or insert it into your sewer system
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Jul 14, 2015 12:25
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i eventually transfer the piss to spray bottles and use it like windex
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Jul 14, 2015 12:25
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once my roommate went into my room while I was gone and saw like 50% of my floor was covered in the shared drinking glasses from the kitchen, all full of piss. all he said to me was "i thought i knew you" and we were never friends again
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Jul 14, 2015 12:27
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just piss in your mouth and swallow, op lifehacks
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Jul 14, 2015 12:27
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I've never in my life needed to piss in a bottle. The only possible time I could see it might be necessary would be a hostage situation. Maybe.
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Jul 14, 2015 12:28
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I keep an oil drum in my living room and just piss in that. When it's full I seal it up and push it into the corner.
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Jul 14, 2015 12:36
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I sell them to randy Japanese business men. They only buy a dozen at a time, hence the storing.
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Jul 14, 2015 12:41
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You have to properly ferment the piss before it's ripe enough to pour back in your rear end: https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Ux8QiCwJId8
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Jul 14, 2015 12:43
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if they cant even be fuckiong bothered to walk to the bathroom won't they eventually just starve or something??
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Jul 14, 2015 12:49
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High Definition Piss Jugs
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Jul 14, 2015 13:00
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Ahundredbux posted:if they cant even be fuckiong bothered to walk to the bathroom won't they eventually just starve or something?? A number of MMOs allow you to order pizza directly from the in-game interface.
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Jul 14, 2015 13:03
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emergency rations
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Jul 14, 2015 13:04
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The Bible posted:A number of MMOs allow you to order pizza directly from the in-game interface. hmm i don't play any mmo at this time perhaps I should rethink my life
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Jul 14, 2015 13:07
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i stopped doing it because i ran out of space for my vomit bags in the closet
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Jul 14, 2015 13:07
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well what if I need it later?!?!
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Jul 14, 2015 13:12
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Like you have a "reason" for all your hobbies
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Jul 14, 2015 13:20
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i give my piss bottles to the cops when im pulled over when they think its beer
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Jul 14, 2015 13:21
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Jul 14, 2015 13:30
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I put my piss bottles in a cardboard box labeled "YOUR POSTS"
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Jul 14, 2015 13:32
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The junkies in TCC drinks alternatively stuff their asses with their own piss because apparently some drugs still gives you a high after you've pissed them out. The more you know
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Jul 14, 2015 13:45
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your mom asked him to do it, op 
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Jul 14, 2015 13:48
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ive never pissed in a bottle before but i imagine if your life has reached a low enough ebb that you can no longer be bothered to use the toilet you probably dont care about being surrounded by your own fermenting piss either
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Jul 14, 2015 14:23
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lmao just lmao if you have a piss bottles instead of a repurposed old gallon milk jug to piss into. then you only have to empty it once a week.
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Jul 14, 2015 14:28
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there's this new thing called "laziness" perhaps you've heard of it
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Jul 14, 2015 14:33
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Qurnah posted:The junkies in TCC drinks alternatively stuff their asses with their own piss because apparently some drugs still gives you a high after you've pissed them out. piss jugs are also convenient when you are paralyzed from bath salts
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Jul 14, 2015 14:33
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my bathroom once had 3 builders in it so i had to do a hot steaming piss downstairs into a 250ml coke bottle. boy do they fill up quickly.
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Jul 14, 2015 14:34
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hemale in pain posted:my bathroom once had 3 builders in it so i had to do a hot steaming piss downstairs into a 250ml coke bottle. boy do they fill up quickly. yeah well my bathroom once had 9 builders in it, bitch.
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Jul 14, 2015 14:44
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Qurnah posted:The junkies in TCC drinks alternatively stuff their asses with their own piss because apparently some drugs still gives you a high after you've pissed them out. I refuse to believe this.
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Jul 14, 2015 14:44
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what on earth??
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Jul 14, 2015 14:57
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Waste not, want not. Toe nail clippings especially.
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Jul 14, 2015 15:05
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Zzulu posted:just piss in your mouth and swallow, op
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Jul 14, 2015 15:08
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urine containers.
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Jul 14, 2015 15:09
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pentyne posted:Who the gently caress keeps piss bottles? I know the desperate need to piss into something but in the worst cases I'll piss in a sink, in a trash can, or go outside in the yard, but even when I pissed into a bottle the next thing I did was throw it away. ya if u gonna keep a piss bottle just get 1 very large bottle or bucket so you dont get all cluttered with piss bottles
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Jul 14, 2015 15:27
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there Pissicious
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Jul 14, 2015 15:28
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My brother watched trailer park boys and thought it was funny so now he always keeps some powerade bottle filled with piss somewhere in his room
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Jul 14, 2015 15:29
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Fartmaster posted:My brother watched trailer park boys and thought it was funny so now he always keeps some powerade bottle filled with piss somewhere in his room ur brother is a piss-ant
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Jul 14, 2015 15:30
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ghetto wormhole posted:I've never in my life needed to piss in a bottle. The only possible time I could see it might be necessary would be a hostage situation. Maybe. Stuck in a traffic jam? That might be a reason.
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way of the road, ricky
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