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poo poo my pants when they were asking me about my work history and I tried to keep going but the lady threw up and I just left
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:50 |
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congrats on your new job
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:51 |
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Chinatown posted:congrats on your new job lol
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:52 |
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should have taken the opportunity to scream PUNK ROCK and smear your poo poo pants all over her desk before running out waving them around your head shameful
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:53 |
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i think I just heard moridin920 popping a boner
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:53 |
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I hope you were applying for a quality tester at a toilet paper company.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:53 |
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did you get to keep the chair
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:53 |
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and then lowtax wrinkled his nose and said "welcome to the gbs forum moderation team, i'm sure youll do just fine here' then jacked off ferociously
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:54 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:poo poo my pants when they were asking me about my work history and I tried to keep going but the lady threw up and I just left You were following the director's motto of "show, don't tell" without knowing it. Kudos to you.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:56 |
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I was applying to fix printers at a an architecture firm and I poo poo myself there
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:57 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:I was applying to fix printers at a an architecture firm and I poo poo myself there Maybe you can play it off like you are some technology savant that is so good at fixing printers you don't do normal people things?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:03 |
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i went on a business trip to head office for some training or something, there was a fat lady doing the training she got diarreah in the middle of her presentation and ran for the door all knees together but it was too late and there was a steady stream of feces trailing out behind her i couldnt laugh because it was so rancid and foul that another person in the training threw up and none of us knew if we were allowed to just leave or what then the lady came back like nothing happened and said she was rescheduling it for the next day and we all pretended we weren't sitting in the aftermath of a IRL aristocrat's joke.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:04 |
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reallivedinosaur posted:i went on a business trip to head office for some training or something, there was a fat lady doing the training sounds like she was te one who needed training
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:08 |
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TOILET TRAINING
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:09 |
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reallivedinosaur posted:i went on a business trip to head office for some training or something, there was a fat lady doing the training I'm attending some dry IT admin training right now and this would really make my week if this occurred here.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:12 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:TOILET TRAINING
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:13 |
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Chinatown posted:congrats on your new job yeah sounds like a fun place to work
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:15 |
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are you gonna be a plumber?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:20 |
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"Oh you wanted to know if I had any experience in SHIPPING? Boy is my face red"
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:20 |
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whats the matter? cat got your tongue?? someone give that man a hand
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:33 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:TOILET TRAINING lmao
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:49 |
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You're hired!
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:51 |
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Chinatown posted:congrats on your new job
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:00 |
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donkey salami posted:"Oh you wanted to know if I had any experience in SHIPPING? Boy is my face red" lol
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:02 |
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good move op, making GBS threads in your pants in front of people instead of in the toilet alone shows ur an independent thinker and not afraid to take risks
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:05 |
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donkey salami posted:"Oh you wanted to know if I had any experience in SHIPPING? Boy is my face red"
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:11 |
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For your next job interview you can now tell them you're the grand "pull my finger" champion.
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lol you tried to keep going
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:50 |
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making GBS threads yourself is the ultimate statement of your ease and comfort in a business environment during the interview maintain eye contact and take it slow accompanying each audible release with a suggestive eyebrow raise at the penultimate moment push hard and show your resolve with a strong but not threatening fist
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 21:17 |
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what caused you to poo poo your pants op e: i just tried to fart at my desk at sharted a little
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 21:23 |
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 21:26 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:I was applying to fix printers at a an architecture firm and I poo poo myself there you should walk in there super sweaty and carrying your printer to prove to the lady that you are really dedicated and willing to do anything for the company (flip out if you see another potential hire there)
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 21:39 |
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What do you do at the job if none of the printers are broken
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 21:48 |
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ur no videogame quoter
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 21:48 |
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:What do you do at the job if none of the printers are broken lol if you think there's an office anywhere on Earth without at least one broken printer.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 22:01 |
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:What do you do at the job if none of the printers are broken carry the working printer to the girl house
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 22:05 |
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i bet it smelled nice.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 22:08 |
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Just call them and ask if you passed or not. You look like a good specialist.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 22:25 |
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Chinatown posted:congrats on your new job
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Everyone shits their pants at least twice a year its a fact.
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