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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
:synpa:

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naem
May 29, 2011

A friend of an ex had DD implants but had C cups already, and ended up with quadruple F cup horse tits with a visible line where the implant started about halfway up her boobage

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

naem posted:

A friend of an ex had DD implants but had C cups already, and ended up with quadruple F cup horse tits with a visible line where the implant started about halfway up her boobage

why would you ruin perfect C cups

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

extra stout posted:

im not going to go back in time to a world without huge asses and most women arent going to work out enough to earn one, so the medical world needs to invent bust proof rear end implants or im boycotting earth
Huge asses have been around forever but you're totally welcome to leave this planet.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
A lot of people itt getting salty about women improving their own bodies.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



boom boom boom posted:

A lot of people itt getting salty about women improving their own bodies.

I hope your tits fall off.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Nobody's salty just you

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

boom boom boom posted:

A lot of people itt getting salty about women improving their own bodies.

Improving? Improving?

Wtf happened to pert asses being in vogue?

Also, ffs when it comes to tits quality not quantity and natural is almost always better quality.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

boom boom boom posted:

A lot of people itt getting salty about women improving their own bodies.

Whether man or woman, a dime rear end is earned through honest sweat and toil.
Cheaters will abhorred appropriately.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Benny Harvey posted:

Improving? Improving?

Wtf happened to pert asses being in vogue?

Also, ffs when it comes to tits quality not quantity and natural is almost always better quality.

Spoken like someone who's only hosed childless women in their twenties and thirties.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


What's the point of getting a fake rear end installed if you're going to do squats anyway

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Crazy Ted posted:

You're telling me that an exploding rear end shouldn't be something of interest around the world?

The butt heard round the world.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
lol in a coma from your rear end exploding, drat you can't write poo poo that funny

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Papercut posted:

Spoken like someone who's only hosed childless women in their twenties and thirties.

I know :smuggo:

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

I was like you once :negative:

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Papercut posted:

I was like you once :negative:

You like prostitutes?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



I still don't know what I'm lookin at here doe

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Decrepus posted:

I still don't know what I'm lookin at here doe

A beautiful woman.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

boom boom boom posted:

A beautiful woman.

With a seat cushion and balloons sewn into her.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Decrepus posted:

I still don't know what I'm lookin at here doe

the hosed up bean-bag chair that is her rear end

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Benny Harvey posted:

You like prostitutes?

Not falling for that one again.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9CabmOu-Zk

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

boom boom boom posted:

Why is News 4 San Antonio reporting on this if it happened in Boston, Massachusetts?

ratings dude

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Hector Beerlioz posted:

A literal lmbo

a slim pixie
Dec 29, 2008

an earworm burrowed into my frontal lobe
Rectum? drat near killed 'em.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I mean really, her rear end could be much, much bigger.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
sometimes less is more.

This is the problem with looking at girls online. It's ultimately not satisfying so you want bigger, bigger bigger asses. In real life even a small round rear end is quite large.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




mm yea baby, i love mentally ill people who turn themselves into freaks for attention. thats my poo poo.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

boom boom boom posted:

A lot of people itt getting salty about women improving their own bodies.

"improving" lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hemale in pain posted:

mm yea baby, i love mentally ill people who turn themselves into freaks for attention. thats my poo poo.

Yes America does love it's celebrities.

CarlosTheDwarf posted:

sometimes less is more.

This is the problem with looking at girls online. It's ultimately not satisfying so you want bigger, bigger bigger asses. In real life even a small round rear end is quite large.

I'm not an "rear end man" per se, however I can appreciate a firm, round buttocks.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


If a women wants the worlds largest rear end all she has to do is get an xbox implanted into each rear end cheek (xbox is very big you see).

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Jean Claude Van Damme's rear end in Bloodsport was surprisingly incredible

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
looks like her poo poo, is on the other gently caress

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Hi boys!

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..

Drone_Fragger posted:

If a women wants the worlds largest rear end all she has to do is get an xbox implanted into each rear end cheek (xbox is very big you see).

I miss the 'big like xbox' days. Thanks friend

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Phone the police station and ask if someone has reported that an rear end exploded.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
An rear end like a prisoner of war doesn't seem too impressive.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

Phone the police station and ask if someone has reported that an rear end exploded.

You're still posting, so no.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

boom boom boom posted:

A lot of people itt getting salty about women improving their own bodies.

Her rear end literally exploded.

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

VendaGoat posted:

You're still posting, so no.

lol

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