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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Who raped who?

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burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
It's you. You're the rapist.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
Me. I'm always the raper

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
no matter what

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
Isn't it already the law that it is the bar tender or whoever else sold them the alcohol who is at fault?

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
The male obv.

In the case of 2 males?
The top did it.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Rape rape Rape rape rape rape Rape rape

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Volume posted:

Who raped who?

Bill Cosby

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lena+kochman+rape

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
it depends on which one woke up full of regret.

If its the chick then it was definitely rape.

If it was the dude he gets laughed at by his buddies for banging an uggo.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Who initiated and pursued?

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Inevitable posted:

Who initiated and pursued?

Person A

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

i don't know op, depends on which one was assaulted and did it against the other's will

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

HENGRY BUNG posted:

i don't know op, depends on which one was assaulted and did it against the other's will

Both are drunk so neither can consent. So both of them were forced against their will

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Volume posted:

Both are drunk so neither can consent. So both of them were forced against their will
That's... not how it works. :negative:

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
OP is the most boring troll in all of GBS.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Is person A good looking and person B not good looking?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

together they have a bac of .0144 so they're both sober i guess

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
if you can't handle a bac of .12 then just lol

thats like barely above the driving limit

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



It is mutual simultaneous rape. Meta-rape, if you will.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Ooh, rape brain teasers. I got one for you; you guys know about this rape by deception thing, right? If you lie to someone to get them to have sex with you, it's rape. Does that mean that when a couple does consenting rape roleplay, it's actually actual rape?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The ugly one.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

burritolingus posted:

It's you. You're the rapist.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Harald posted:

if you can't handle a bac of .12 then just lol

thats like barely above the driving limit

also op kill yerself

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The one with the penis is the one doing the raping. If they both have a penis than THEY ARE both probably rapists.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Op is worried

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Person with the higher body weight.
C'mon, give me a hard one.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Drunk Nerds posted:

Person with the higher body weight.
C'mon, give me a hard one.

That's what she said

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The LAW clearly states that consent for the exchange of sexual fluids must be signed in triplicate and notarized, so step off perv!

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Op raped my human being rear end in a top hat with his shitposts

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
It's true if you haven't renewed your sex license the police will come out and put a muzzle on your dong

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
People are treating op as a joke but there were sadly a couple high profile college cases where this is what happened and presently the way the law handles it is people with penises are bad.

e: by law I mean the schools, why they are the ones who handle the case instead of legal professionals I'm not sure tho

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
bapes on spinnaz

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



every time a man ever regretted waking up next to a fat woman after a night of drinking, he was raped under US law

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

People are treating op as a joke but there were sadly a couple high profile college cases where this is what happened and presently the way the law handles it is people with penises are bad.

e: by law I mean the schools, why they are the ones who handle the case instead of legal professionals I'm not sure tho

youre a fuckin joke

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
What if both people are drunk?

It was the bartender.

What if the bartender was a woman?

It was her dad.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

The Goatfather posted:

every time a man ever regretted waking up next to a fat woman after a night of drinking, he was raped under US law
I'd really like to see a guy try this just to see how it plays out tbh.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Does penis work at BAC .12?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
It's really difficult to find someone who won't press charges when they sober up.

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Angela Christine posted:

Does penis work at BAC .12?
That's sort of the school approach to "he must have not been that drunk", like they literally use that as a reason, but science doesn't really back that up. It's about as accurate as saying that a women won't get pregnant from rape cause her body shuts that down.

e: like it's seriously just as offensive to suggest that as "oh if she was wet she clearly wanted it" but society will never see it that way

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