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Weather its some sort of petty revenge or you just really gotta releave yourself and want so.e sort of privacy. Have you ever just peed on a car?
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:30 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:57 |
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No but I will go pee on ur car now op
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:36 |
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one time a friend and i pissed on the side of another one of our friend's van while really drunk
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:40 |
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yeah heres me peeing on some dudes ferrari lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pj8QKTvRTQ
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:42 |
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Happy Bear Suit posted:yeah heres me peeing on some dudes ferrari lol DUDE IT'S A PRANK DUDE I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO PISS ON YOUR CAR BRO Every loving time
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:01 |
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I got super drunk at college and stood on some car's hood and unleashed all over the windshield. Some people partying on a nearby balcony cheered me on!
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:11 |
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yeah some horrible lady in college had this gaudy rear end hummer and I pissed on it she was having sex with her boyfriend in the back seat at the time unbeknownst to me and they got super pissed
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:14 |
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No, i pee in the toilet. And my bed, occasionally.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:15 |
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Bastard Tetris posted:yeah some horrible lady in college had this gaudy rear end hummer and I pissed on it Lucky, I wish I could piss on a hummer.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:25 |
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I arc up and piss on my face.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:37 |
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ONLY while drunk, always while driving?
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:39 |
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Yeah I peed on a car.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:40 |
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It's times like this when the penis envy really gets me. I've only ever peed in a toilet or on the ground.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:44 |
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In 9th grade my friends and i poo poo i to a bag and in the middle of the night dumped it on the hood of a car a few blocks away. Ive always wondered what the person thought when they got up to go for a drive and found a pile of poo poo on the hood
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:45 |
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If you haven't pissed on a car you haven't lived
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:46 |
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I pissed out the front passenger window of a car on the freeway and the stream went in the rear passenger window and directly into my friends mouth and he liked it. Ever since then we've made a living off doing this stunt in front of old ladies who get so shocked they rear end our car at high speeds. You gotta really show off how much pleasure both the pisser and the drinker are getting for maximum bumper crunching efficiency. The insurance money is pretty fuckjng sweet and it costs us nothing but a tank of gas and a couple 2-liters of mtn dew every day.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 07:15 |
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I woke up pissing on my buddy's truck one time. I had gotten super poo poo faced the night before and just kind of came to with my dick out pissing on his truck at like 10am. I guess his dad saw me doing it and was pretty cool with me pissing on a truck in the middle of a well-off neighborhood while his neighbors also watched.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 07:21 |
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it's OK revenge on its own but for a good burn you gotta wait til it's way below freezing and hit the driver side door and it freezes on so you increase there chance of causing an accident thanks to a window clouded with piss.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 07:37 |
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if you got a slow radiator leak, then you need a quick fix
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 07:38 |
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my dad farts all the time, but my mom can't smell. Either that or she is the nicest person on the planet.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 07:43 |
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i've pissed off a car before
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 07:46 |
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probably two hundred times by now
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 08:00 |
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no but ive had explosive diahrea between two cars in berlin at like 2am in the pouring rain while drunk as gently caress--that was kind of sucky. i guess the rain prolly washed it away
Xaris fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Jul 26, 2015 |
# ? Jul 26, 2015 08:11 |
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Xaris posted:no but ive had explosive diahrea betwween in berlin at like 2am in the pouring rain while drunk as gently caress--that was kind of sucky. i guess the rain prolly washed it away communist shits
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 08:13 |
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ya
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 08:14 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 08:16 |
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Xaris posted:no but ive had explosive diahrea between two cars in berlin at like 2am in the pouring rain while drunk as gently caress--that was kind of sucky. i guess the rain prolly washed it away literal shitpost.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 08:16 |
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I went drinking with tenementfunster and he peed into a jeep that had its back window down.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 08:31 |
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When I get silly I like to piss on door knobs
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 08:40 |
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echronorian posted:When I get silly I like to piss on door knobs oh, that why no one likes you
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 08:43 |
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Yeah, I pissed on a pledge's car just after some event at my fraternity house. I had to bail though because a cop turned onto our street while I was doing it.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 14:57 |
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noting here. Pohl fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jul 26, 2015 |
# ? Jul 26, 2015 15:06 |
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Pohl fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jul 26, 2015 |
# ? Jul 26, 2015 15:09 |
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Yes. My roommates and I had issues with one of the people who lived below us. So pissed all up her door and under the door handles on her car on my way back from the bars one night.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 15:50 |
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peed in a mailbox once
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 16:31 |
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No I'm not some rear end in a top hat who fucks with other people's property
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 16:38 |
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im pissing on your car right now
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 16:39 |
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Actually, now that I think about it, I've pissed on cars literally dozens of times at least. Usually my own, or my company truck. You get out, you gotta piss and no one cares if you pee right there but it's still curtesy not to let other people see your dick so you turn towards the car and pee on the tire.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 17:10 |
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Pohl posted:noting here. What was this.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 17:12 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:57 |
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*posts something in the "have you ever pissed on a car?" thread in GBS*
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 17:12 |