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Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
meow zedong obviously

call him zedong for short

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

boypussy

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
breakfast

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Fred

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Cat because after a few years you're just gonna call it that anyway.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

krampster2

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
your housemate didnt adopt anything. your housemate bought a cat. welcome to cattel slavery turdlord

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm gay

Fiberoptic Fable
Sep 6, 2011
Hell Gem
Mr. Hitler

just naming the cat Hitler is not funny or clever

but Mr. Hitler, thats a whole different story altogether

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Meow Is The Kitten Of Our Fished-Out Cat Made Furious Purrer By This Ton of Pork

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Thanks Obama is a good name for a cat.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Montel Williams or Phil Donahue

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Tell your friends I said what's up. Tell her I'd do things to her she thought no man would ever do.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


My aunt used to have a cat that lived for way too long named schmuck. Name this one schmuck and this cat will live for way too long.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Bitchmade Pussy

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

TontoCorazon posted:

Tell your friends I said what's up. Tell her I'd do things to her she thought no man would ever do.

There is no "her". "HE" is the her. Welcome to 2015

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007

Avocados posted:

So my housemate impulse adopted this cat and we have no idea what to name the goddamn thing, but we do know its a male and thats about it. I'm linking her this thread so be on your best behavior goons.



gently caress face von clown stick . . . or is it the other way round?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
funktown fury

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Blaine

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cool fact for cat/dog owners: if you are the only person to use a specific word to refer to the animal, the animal will associate the sound with you rather than itself, therefore making it your name instead of the name of the animal. you can brutally own yourself this way as much as you want

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Name him after me. At least then someone will remember my legacy.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
rad_chad_69

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

quakster posted:

cool fact for cat/dog owners: if you are the only person to use a specific word to refer to the animal, the animal will associate the sound with you rather than itself, therefore making it your name instead of the name of the animal. you can brutally own yourself this way as much as you want

Then how come strangers can call pets by the same name?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

Then how come strangers can call pets by the same name?
it only works if you're the only person using the name

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Quit Judging Me You Smug Little Bastard <throw liquor bottle>

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Mugabe

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

bernie sanders

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
bernie is sorta a pleasing name :kiddo:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Antonin Scalia

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
DETROIT LIONS 2016 SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS

has to be all caps

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Why bother? It's name is going to be "loving Cat!" in about a week anyway after it shits on everything you love.

So true, so true. God drat motherfucking cat.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Lou

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Avocados posted:

So my housemate impulse adopted this cat and we have no idea what to name the goddamn thing, but we do know its a male and thats about it. I'm linking her this thread so be on your best behavior goons.



Lupercal

After Horus, the Emperors most favored son who fell the the Ruinous Powers and betrayed his fathet splitting the galaxy asunder.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You guys are all getting the name wrong. The thread title gives pretty clear instruction: "Name our new kitten GBS."

The cat's name is GBS.

If he were inviting GBS to name his new kitten, the thread title would be "Name our new kitten, GBS."

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

Simstim posted:

meow zedong obviously

call him zedong for short

mousey dung

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

Zardoz

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
That kitten looks like a slut. Call it WHORE!. Just like that, with the explanation mark.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



cumfart

or Johannes Liechtenauer, the famous Polish swordmaster from whom all modern interpretations of longsword fencing springs.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Milton

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teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Professor FuzzyButt Snickerdoodle MD
Turds
Enhydra Lutris
Barry

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