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Fiberoptic Fable: Sep 6, 2011; Hell Gem

Nosam0819 posted:

agent 47

# ? Jul 15, 2015 09:32

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bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

numberoneposter posted:

the guy from the AC/DC song "DIRTY DEEDS"

the thunder chief himself!!

# ? Jul 15, 2015 09:55

Extraordinary Perdition: Nov 7, 2007

Putin.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 11:32

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Santheb posted:

You need someone dead, forget the reasons. This motherfucker just has got to go. Who do you hire?

Liam Neesons from Taken

or

Johns Wick

Money is no issue in this hypothetical scenario. You could get someone else if you wanted. And obviously the answer is Goku but he's on Namek or something.

I pry open their eyes and force them to read your poo poo posts. Now they're dead.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 13:17

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

i needed a guy dead but i've always thought revenge is a dish best served cold so i just bided my time and eventually he just died :twisted:

# ? Jul 15, 2015 13:20

haris pilton: Sep 4, 2014

I'd do it myself, I'm waaaay too poor to hire the expendables.
Edit: since money isn't an object I'd hire a retard to kill them.
Tards are skilled assassins.

haris pilton fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Jul 15, 2015

# ? Jul 15, 2015 14:11

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

# ? Jul 15, 2015 14:56

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

haris pilton posted:

Edit: since money isn't an object I'd hire a retard to kill them.
Tards are skilled assassins.

Tard with a suicide vest. You know how much they love to hug people.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 15:22

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Ichi

# ? Jul 15, 2015 15:29

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

The Mossad

# ? Jul 15, 2015 15:31

ChickenWyngz: Apr 3, 2015; Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!

The fat guy from mafia 2

# ? Jul 15, 2015 15:52

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Probably some dudes who dont take out dopefiends, my killers take out factors....
My killers aint even from round here dude, my killers out of town freelancers

# ? Jul 15, 2015 16:13

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

I hire myself because I do my own dirty work you shitheel

# ? Jul 15, 2015 16:43

Vin BioEthanol: Jan 18, 2002; by Ralp

I have a team of guys for wet-work, Dorner, Zimmerman, Lanza and OJ.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 17:33

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

literally LOL if you don't dig holes in the desert yourself

# ? Jul 15, 2015 17:42

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hire the Dhali Lama to kill them with kindness OP

# ? Jul 15, 2015 17:42

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

School Nickname posted:

I'd call the cops.

What if they aren't black?

# ? Jul 15, 2015 17:50

teleolurian: Jan 6, 2015

I'd just wait a hundred years while living a life of excess

# ? Jul 15, 2015 18:08

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

take them on a cruise and shove them overboard in international waters.

Americans end up missing on cruises all the time and it barely even gets investigated.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 18:32

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE

# ? Jul 15, 2015 18:43

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HENGRY BUNG: Jan 15, 2015

i've killed animals with my farts before, you just gotta eat right.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 18:51

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