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Moola posted:WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR loving PHONE Posting sick burns on the internet while being a total gimp in real life.
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Moola posted:WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR loving PHONE *halfhearted smirk*
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Jul 29, 2015 00:52
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FOR gently caress SAKE
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Jul 29, 2015 00:56
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In that doughy head is the comedy mastermind possibly thinking up tane and orb
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Jul 29, 2015 00:58
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I want to punch him in the mouth
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Jul 29, 2015 00:59
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the original eggs challenge was just a quirky way for jon to have a dinner date with his teen idol and it all fell apart when guy fieri cock blocked him
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Jul 29, 2015 01:03
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you know if they had brought emeril in instead it would have really set the mood
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Jul 29, 2015 01:05
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Steve Harwell: Hey now allstar I got a couple of eggs for you to eat *unzips fly to reveal peen and balls** Jonathan "doctor fart" Evil: *blushes into phone*
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Jul 29, 2015 01:08
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Amorphous Blob posted:you know if they had brought emeril in instead it would have really set the mood what sthat dude up to havent seen him since like 2002
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Jul 29, 2015 01:09
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old rocker dude ate a lot of eggs, and those fuckers looked hot!
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Jul 29, 2015 01:09
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Throw the bread smush math https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnCo2CzvanI
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Jul 29, 2015 02:00
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Amorphous Blob posted:Steve Harwell: Hey now allstar I got a couple of eggs for you to eat *unzips fly to reveal peen and balls** Keep going man, this is hot poo poo
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Jul 29, 2015 02:15
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lmao how much of a pathetic bitchboy was that goon, had like 3 mouthfuls of eggs and the most awkward of brohugs after being made a beta bitch by a fat washed up rockstar.
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Jul 29, 2015 02:34
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:*halfhearted smirk* you were cool before the avatarD change
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Jul 29, 2015 02:36
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:david thorpe bringing piutbull to alska was so infinitley better, since he used twitter to turn a pre-existing corporate promotion thing on it's head, and they went ahead and went through with it. pitbull was nice about it and the eskimos were welcoming and even did a little cultural dance/presentation thing for him. it ended up being this overall sweet, positive thing, instead of an attempt at dadaist bullying doomed to awkward faluire That really was something special.
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Jul 29, 2015 02:41
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This post makes no sense and is silly. Why OP why!?
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Jul 29, 2015 02:45
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what is sadder is the audience. why go to that? gently caress that.
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Jul 29, 2015 02:45
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RaceBannon posted:what is sadder is the audience. Especially the dude with the Fieri haircut. gently caress sake.
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Jul 29, 2015 02:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTALYm62hWo
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Jul 29, 2015 03:03
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Something Awful "blogger" they mean? Are we blogging right now?
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Jul 29, 2015 03:06
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RaceBannon posted:Something Awful "blogger" they mean? Uh yeah dude.
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Jul 29, 2015 03:11
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triple unfunny fatty-fat-fat. But enough about the front page. 
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Jul 29, 2015 03:14
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rock the blogosphere
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Jul 29, 2015 03:18
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I liked it when docevil listened to Down with the Sickness 69 times.
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Jul 29, 2015 03:18
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Moola posted:I want to punch him in the mouth do you wanna smash mouth???
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Jul 29, 2015 03:33
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maybe someone should tweet at smashmouth again and tell them they could do it better than docevil did. try again?
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Jul 29, 2015 03:35
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3442606&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post396433258
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:david thorpe bringing piutbull to alska was so infinitley better, since he used twitter to turn a pre-existing corporate promotion thing on it's head, and they went ahead and went through with it. pitbull was nice about it and the eskimos were welcoming and even did a little cultural dance/presentation thing for him. it ended up being this overall sweet, positive thing, instead of an attempt at dadaist bullying doomed to awkward faluire How did I miss that. Is there a video?
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Jul 29, 2015 03:50
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docevil did battle with Pitbull and banished him to the frigid wastes of alaska
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Jul 29, 2015 04:51
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Maldoror posted:How did I miss that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlqxjHDFh_M
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Jul 29, 2015 05:05
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still makes me laugh the hardest
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Jul 29, 2015 05:15
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It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Jonathan Hendren, husband to a veritable hog. You have a social security number, you pay your taxes, and you … help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived on twitter, where you go by the hacker alias "fart" and are guilty of making ahuj dick out of yourself in front of smashmouth and everybody. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
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Jul 29, 2015 05:18
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Jul 29, 2015 05:22
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look at the kids face. the one wearing the ohio state hoodie. that sums it all up.
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Jul 29, 2015 05:34
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lol at the land whale who finishes the eggs
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Jul 29, 2015 12:27
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dumb poo poo happened four years ago
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Jul 29, 2015 12:46
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If I can change gears for a bit, can you tell me about the time you ate 24 eggs for charity? Smashmouth: I couldn’t even get loving 10 of them down. Guy Fieri, a buddy of mine, put everything but the eggs in the drat thing. I was on fire. It looked like somebody took a big poo poo on a loving plate of eggs. I was dying. But you know what? After the whole thing was done, the kid that actually started this Twitter thing, came up with this loving egg-eating contest, he walks up to me. He was a little gamer kid, some kid that sits in his bedroom playing Call of Duty all day long. Him and his buddies were just sitting around, and I think they were huffing paint or something that day because they were all high as a kite. Little teenage kids. I go, “Why did you do this?” He goes, [stoner voice] “I dunno. I was just bored.” I go, “What!?” But hey, it loving raised $10,000 and we matched it and it was for a good cause. An actual friend of mine who grew up around the corner from me showed up. I hadn’t seen him for 20 years. And he actually, I kind of passed the baton—or passed the fork, I would say—and he finished the eggs for me. We had a really good time. It was really cool.
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Jul 29, 2015 13:18
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Him and his buddies were just sitting around, and I think they were huffing paint or something that day because they were all high as a kite. lol how do we get in touch to tell him it was even lamer than he imagined, no drugs or rl friends involved
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XMNN posted:Him and his buddies were just sitting around, and I think they were huffing paint or something that day because they were all high as a kite. I'm not sure he cares. Also sometimes people prefer mundane explanations that fit their world view to the terrible truth, and that's okay.
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