Moon Atari posted:

The moral of the story is that it's probably better to be a smash mouth than an @fart, which is to say chill enough that you can have some fun at your own expense even if someone else will see you as a joke, and that it is much lamer to develop a personality dependent on always being the allstar of cool detachment and ironic wit. In order to be fun to be around sometimes you are the one who has to eat the eggs, and if you fight that you will only be left with egg on your face. Also, exercise.

Moon Atari posted:

The moral of the story is that it's probably better to be a smash mouth than an @fart, which is to say chill enough that you can have some fun at your own expense even if someone else will see you as a joke, and that it is much lamer to develop a personality dependent on always being the allstar of cool detachment and ironic wit. In order to be fun to be around sometimes you are the one who has to eat the eggs, and if you fight that you will only be left with egg on your face. Also, exercise.

Ka0 posted:

lol

Ka0 posted:

lol

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

mysterious frankie posted:

I think a more apropos question to ask, OP, is why does anyone ever do anything at all?

Enfield posted:

I go, “Why did you do this?” He goes, [stoner voice] “I dunno. I was just bored.” I go, “What!?”

Enfield posted:

I go, “Why did you do this?” He goes, [stoner voice] “I dunno. I was just bored.” I go, “What!?”

mysterious frankie posted:

I'm saying that, if you ask truly difficult existential questions of yourself, instead of asking basic questions to the ghostly memory of a sensitive plus size boy with delicate hands, then maybe you will discover something about yourself that you can invest into your life, you job and, yes, your posting.

Maldoror posted:

TwoFire posted:

wait is he the fat gently caress who made those books nobody bought or is he the other fat gently caress?

A Stupid Baby posted:

other one, he made star trek gifs

A Stupid Baby posted:

other one, he made star trek gifs

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Xaris posted:

the awkwardness in that video is so thick you can eat it with a spoon. it's even painful to watch

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Vim Fuego posted:

A female hendren

a starwar betamax posted:

Somebody post the front page article he did like two weeks after the eggvent where it is painfully obvious just how embarrassed he was by the whole ordeal.....I mean, it effected him on a deep, fundamental level. I don't know if Japans spirit was a crushed by two nukes as @farts was by a little horseplay with a shark mascot

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A Stupid Baby posted:

fun fact: docevil was the funniest thing ever produced by fyad even if he is a socially awkard chubby phone zoned motha fucka

Moon Atari posted:

Legit, he deserves pride of place in the writer's room for a sitcom or a comedian who has less wit but more charisma.

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

If I can change gears for a bit, can you tell me about the time you ate 24 eggs for charity?

Smashmouth: I couldn’t even get loving 10 of them down. Guy Fieri, a buddy of mine, put everything but the eggs in the drat thing. I was on fire. It looked like somebody took a big poo poo on a loving plate of eggs. I was dying.

But you know what? After the whole thing was done, the kid that actually started this Twitter thing, came up with this loving egg-eating contest, he walks up to me. He was a little gamer kid, some kid that sits in his bedroom playing Call of Duty all day long. Him and his buddies were just sitting around, and I think they were huffing paint or something that day because they were all high as a kite. Little teenage kids. I go, “Why did you do this?” He goes, [stoner voice] “I dunno. I was just bored.” I go, “What!?” But hey, it loving raised $10,000 and we matched it and it was for a good cause. An actual friend of mine who grew up around the corner from me showed up. I hadn’t seen him for 20 years. And he actually, I kind of passed the baton—or passed the fork, I would say—and he finished the eggs for me. We had a really good time. It was really cool.

Amorphous Blob posted:

its incredible how being a smart cool handsome badboy on the internet does not translate into real life worth a dick


this is fake right? if so, is there a real interview somewhere?

Amorphous Blob posted:

its incredible how being a smart cool handsome badboy on the internet does not translate into real life worth a dick


this is fake right? if so, is there a real interview somewhere?

ArbitraryC posted:

I googled the first sentence and it looks like that's real:
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/smash-mouth-interview

RaceBannon posted:

Was docevil stoned?