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4 RING SHRIMP posted:It's probably cheating since it's late in the season and this is like betting on the chalk but if the patriots don't go 19-0 I'll pay for a fancy dinner of a poster of whatever team beats us. Ex: if the Bills beat us I'll buy you a hooters gift card. OR if you'd rather that money go to charity I will only donate half to charity Getting ready for some giftcards to a place that sells Skyline chili
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:It's probably cheating since it's late in the season and this is like betting on the chalk but if the patriots don't go 19-0 I'll pay for a fancy dinner of a poster of whatever team beats us. Ex: if the Bills beat us I'll buy you a hooters gift card. OR if you'd rather that money go to charity I will only donate half to charity In honor of Rex Ryan's obesity I'll accept this honor should my Bills beat your monsterous team
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4 Ring I hope your gamboling improves because Ditka's isn't cheap.
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:It's probably cheating since it's late in the season and this is like betting on the chalk but if the patriots don't go 19-0 I'll pay for a fancy dinner of a poster of whatever team beats us. Ex: if the Bills beat us I'll buy you a hooters gift card. OR if you'd rather that money go to charity I will only donate half to charity Drinks included?
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I'll put my name in for the Broncos. Besides if the Patriots win I have to eat Clam Chowder, which is its own special kind of hell.
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NC-17 posted:Drinks included? Depends. I'll probably just do $100 or something I haven't really thought But if loving some gross city like Cincinnati beats us their getting a sloppy bowl of chili TurboFlamingChicken posted:I'll put my name in for the Broncos. Besides if the Patriots win I have to eat Clam Chowder, which is its own special kind of hell. And I get to choose the poster of whatever teamu. Either my most hated or loved poster of that team will get it And the Broncos aren't beating the Pateiots don't insult me 7 RING SHRIMP fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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So you double arent getting it. Realistically no one is getting it because we're going 19-0 and then 19-0 again next year  that too. So you all owe me dinner, I'll have my victory tour in your cities in a duck boat being carried by mcmagic
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I've also got a TOXX that involves a standard Boston meal. If the Bengals win the super bowl this season I will drink 1.5L of my own piss live on stream
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If the Bills beat the patriots i will take a poo poo on eatin shrimp
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:I'll put my name in for the Broncos. Besides if the Patriots win I have to eat Clam Chowder, which is its own special kind of hell. What. Clam chowder from a quality sea food restaurant is delicious.
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BrownThunder posted:I've also got a TOXX that involves a standard Boston meal. If the Bengals win the super bowl this season I will drink 1.5L of my own piss live on stream The piss is probably the better choice between it and lumpy cum with oyster crackers.
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BrownThunder posted:I've also got a TOXX that involves a standard Boston meal. If the Bengals win the super bowl this season I will drink 1.5L of my own piss live on stream Definitely looking forward to this.
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YMB posted:In honor of wheez and in support of my lord Chip Kelly, I will go live on the internet and take [16 - (Eagles Regular Season Wins)] shots of the most disgusting liquor TFF goons (preferably a Cowboys fan) can dream up for me, within [3 - (Number of QBs that Start a Game For The Eagles)] hours. I will then remain available live on the internet for however long you decide to pester me and I will take requests both mundane and bizarre. If the Eagles go 16-0, I'm taking all 16 shots. 
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wtf did I toxx this year?Chilichimp posted:Repeatin' my Toxx from last year. Looks like I'm gonna be safe. They don't even play Hageman on passing downs and I think the Falcons are dead loving last in sacks. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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I don't have any Bucs jerseys so I'll look for an excuse to get one. If they finish 7-9 or better I'll get a Mike Evans jersey. If they finish with a winning record (9-7 or better) I'll get a Mike Evans AND a Jameis Winston jersey. I really don't want a Jameis jersey.
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Cole posted:I don't have any Bucs jerseys so I'll look for an excuse to get one. If they finish 7-9 or better I'll get a Mike Evans jersey. If they finish with a winning record (9-7 or better) I'll get a Mike Evans AND a Jameis Winston jersey. So don't buy one, dick.
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NC-17 posted:What. Clam chowder from a quality sea food restaurant is delicious. I've had chowder at literally thousands of places, and I've found this one: http://www.hemenwaysrestaurant.com/ as being the place I go back to time and time again.
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NC-17 posted:What. Clam chowder from a quality sea food restaurant is delicious. Is there quality seafood to be found in Denver? Aside from the Rocky Mountain Oysters, of course.
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YMB posted:In honor of wheez and in support of my lord Chip Kelly, I will go live on the internet and take [16 - (Eagles Regular Season Wins)] shots of the most disgusting liquor TFF goons (preferably a Cowboys fan) can dream up for me, within [3 - (Number of QBs that Start a Game For The Eagles)] hours. I will then remain available live on the internet for however long you decide to pester me and I will take requests both mundane and bizarre. If the Eagles go 16-0, I'm taking all 16 shots. Plastic bottle triple sec seems the worst I can think of right now.
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CannonFodder posted:Is there quality seafood to be found in Denver? Aside from the Rocky Mountain Oysters, of course. If you consider aquatic fowl to be seafood, they've got a lot of floating ducks out there.
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Maxwells Demon posted:Plastic bottle triple sec seems the worst I can think of right now. There have to be some really disgusting Schnapps or vodka flavors out there. Some sort of 100 proof abomination with artificial bacon flavor that just lingers and lingers...
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13 year old girls posted:in the vein of how I ended up with this username after the 2013 NHL playoffs, if the New England Asterisks fail to secure 12 wins in the upcoming season, I will graciously accept and pay for a terrible humiliating username/title/avatar combo. I'll keep that combo until at least the end of the 2016 regular season. we're gonna up the loving game. since the new england patriots are gonna go 19-0 like we already established, here's my bet. The Patriots will make it to Super Bowl 50 and win. If they don't, the above quoted goes into effect. And also if they don't get 12 wins, but they will lol.
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I stand with 13 year old girls. The Pats are going 19 and owns this season. Brady's homecoming (he's a Bay Boy, just like me) will be glorious and he will make the Niners regret not drafting him.
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Chichevache posted:I stand with 13 year old girls. seems like kindof an odd thing to come clean about
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Chichevache posted:I stand with 13 year old girls. The Pats are going 19 and owns this season. What does one thing have to do with the other
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WugLyfe posted:seems like kindof an odd thing to come clean about Seems kind of odd that I even need to come clean about it. Like they say in Washington, "if there's no grass on the field, paint the sand green and try not to tear an ACL."
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Toxx Fulfillment Part II: Now I get how Andy Reid so fat. Whelp, now that we got rid of old noodle arm I can finally finish my final Toxx fulfillment of the year, until we play New England next week. Last week the Broncos lost to Kansas City, which could be worse as I have to only suffer through KC BBQ; if they had lost to Chicago yesterday and I had to eat deep dish pizza you would be reading an obituary. I am a little disappointed that last week that we were so close to WugLyfe having to enjoy a NY Strip steak, and I could have enjoyed not doing this drat Toxx if I had just picked the Carolina Panthers. On to the food...  $16. Sixteen loving dollars for some chopped pork and sausage on a plate the size of a coaster. Is this why KC is in an economic crisis? And to top it off, the sauces...  ...have nothing to do with KC. Here, have some Carolina sauce for your KC pork, or try another city's sauce that will cover the mediocre flavor of our meat. The hot wasn't hot, the sweet not very sweet, and there is no way in poo poo I am touching anything from Georgia. Anything good ever come from Georgia? Peaches? gently caress you! From the sound of this you might think this meal sucked. Au Contraieire (sp?). The potato salad was smooth and delicious, the slaw nice and spicy, the links pretty drat flavorful, and the pork tender. My problem with this meal was that this postage-stamp sized sampling of food was probably over 3,000 calories (which explains Romeo Crennel's problem). Forget cheat day, more like cheat week in one meal. Back to 8 straight meals of kale chips and my own tears to keep this slender, mediocre, doughy American frame looking barely passable. Topped the night off with some trivia at a bar. We took third place because gently caress me if I can remember who wrote Orinoco Flow. Did you know that the word "set" has the most definitions in the dictionary at 464? Neither did I, and now no matter how hard I try to forget that I never loving will ever loving again. That little nugget of information is taking place of something more important, like 6th grade chemistry. Just kidding, no one remembers poo poo from 6th grade. If it sounds like I am pissed, that is because it is 11 in the morning and I should drinking at the bar like a true Irishman but I am here writing this poo poo instead. And I am even more depressed that I will be doing it again next week. gently caress Boston.
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^^^^^TFC, that poo poo sounds nasty as hell lol Parm's Toxx Updates: 1. Alex Smith is 1074 yards from 3500. He has six games to hit a new career high in yards thrown and then I'll start getting hit with probies. 2. Alex Smith has only one game over 300 yards so I've only shut up about him for one week. 3. Alex Smith has only one completed pass that went for over thirty yards in the air. That was my donation to Doctors without Borders. Lesson learned: Always bet against Alex Smith.
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If the Falcons win even one more game this season, I'll buy the cheapest Buccs Jersey available (of the correct size) on nfl.com for Joey Freshwater.
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Chilichimp posted:If the Falcons win even one more game this season, I'll buy the cheapest Buccs Jersey available (of the correct size) on nfl.com for Joey Freshwater. Said it in the other thread but this is crazy. If you're really going to stick to it, though, donate the money to charity instead. I already have enough Bucs jerseys I don't wear. Barber, Dunn, Brad Johnson, Freeman, Simeon Rice and Brandon McDonald (he was a safety from Memphis who has my same name, I couldn't not buy it)
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Joey Freshwater posted:Said it in the other thread but this is crazy. If you're really going to stick to it, though, donate the money to charity instead. I already have enough Bucs jerseys I don't wear. Alright, fine, it was just meant to outline the level of despair anyway. For the record, looks like you'd have wound up with a Mark Barron Jersey 
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:So you double arent getting it. Realistically no one is getting it because we're going 19-0 and then 19-0 again next year you come to memphis and im buyin your rear end some bbq and we're going to tunica for loc'd out gambling
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Chichevache posted:Jeppson's Malort is still my recommendation Malort is the one true option. Every single time I'm at the bar and somebody says they've never had Malort, you can be drat sure I buy a round. I've had so much of it that I actually kinda like it now.
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Aight, so a post before Sunday then. any links to Colorado staples that aren't Papa John's, Qdoba, Boston Market (lol) would be helpful.
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WugLyfe posted:Aight, so a post before Sunday then. Chipotle. Hope you don't die.
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WugLyfe posted:Aight, so a post before Sunday then. Not much different, but Red Robin is HQ'd in Colorado, as is Old Chicago, Rock Bottom and others under some big rear end corporate umbrella.
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Some money stuff came up so my Jameis/Evans Jersey toxx deadline is the draft. I'll probably have it by the Super Bowl but I'm gonna play it safe. I'm so close to being 100% debt free and I won't let Jameis keep me in debt longer than I need to be. These will be the official ones that are like $100 or whatever though.
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