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Hello: Are you having trouble related to your gastrointestinal tract? If youre not sure, this diagram might help you:  That is the gastrointestinal tract. If you are having any pain or discomfort in any of those areas, this thread is for you.  In other words, if anywhere from your pie hole to your poop chute is acting up, post itt
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I eat around 120 grams of fiber a day and my poo poo hole always feels like it's on fire what do i do dr cool NIN shirt?
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Jul 15, 2015 16:53
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On topic: Yesterday, I was a naughty boy. I ate a whole can of Ducal black beans. If you are unfamiliar, they originate from Chile I believe and are the best refried beans you can buy. They look like this:  Well, I don't know WHATS going on but these beans seem to be sitting in my gastrointestinal tract like a stone. I didn't feel real full after eating them but last night I could hardly sleep. The goddamn beans just clogged my innards up. I was SO full, it was terrible. this was me all last night:  Ugh. Even today its still bothering me. I'm sure it'll all work itself out, but I'm in some real discomfort atm. Can anyone relate?
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Jul 15, 2015 16:55
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vyst posted:I eat around 120 grams of fiber a day and my poo poo hole always feels like it's on fire what do i do dr cool NIN shirt? Wow I'm envious. 120 grams??? *checks google* That's over THREE times the RDA for fiber. Not sure if serious, but if so, how do you manage to get that much fiber? That's a "buttload" of fiber
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Jul 15, 2015 16:57
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I currently have a swollen uvula and it's annoying as poo poo. It's probably more respiratory in nature than gastrointestinal, but it's in the OP's qualified zone.
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Jul 15, 2015 17:01
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i've been eating celery and cabbage for 3 days and can't stop farting
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Jul 15, 2015 17:01
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I eat fried chicken and white rice everyday. I`m lucky if I eat one serving of vegetables every few days Gotta get out of loving Thailand
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Jul 15, 2015 17:05
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Farted and I feel better OP. Gonna have to fart again soon.
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Jul 15, 2015 17:09
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im pretty sure i have a fissure or hemmorhoid and i really need to go to a doctor lol
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Jul 15, 2015 17:09
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Dicky Longcocking posted:I eat fried chicken and white rice everyday. I`m lucky if I eat one serving of vegetables every few days How has this been "impacting" your bowel movements? Talk about it with us VendaGoat posted:Farted and I feel better OP. Gonna have to fart again soon. Those are my favorite kind of farts 
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Jul 15, 2015 17:16
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hemophilia posted:im pretty sure i have a fissure or hemmorhoid and i really need to go to a doctor lol Have you been finding blood in your stools? Im not a doctor but I think you should go see one my man.
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Jul 15, 2015 17:17
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Have you been finding blood in your stools? Im not a doctor but I think you should go see one my man. i agree and it hurts to poop.
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Jul 15, 2015 17:18
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i've done some experiments that support my hypothesis that if you eat spicy and fatty food right before you go to bed you will wake up with a stomach ache by 'some experiments' i mean 'tens of thousands' vvv oh yah and if you drink a bunch you wake up feeling not great either
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Jul 15, 2015 17:21
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I know we got some fellas in GBS that like to drink heavy. Any of those drinkers feeling queasy this morning?  If so, let us know how you feel. Talk about hangover cures n all that good stuff. This is a mod-approved safe space
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Jul 15, 2015 17:22
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:How has this been "impacting" your bowel movements? Talk about it with us Mozi posted:i've done some experiments that support my hypothesis that if you eqat spicy and fatty food right before you go to bed you will wake up with a stomach ache
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Jul 15, 2015 17:25
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Infidel Castro posted:I currently have a swollen uvula and it's annoying as poo poo. It's probably more respiratory in nature than gastrointestinal, but it's in the OP's qualified zone. Sorry I missed this one. How is it making you feel? Is it affecting your daily life? What are you doing to cope? Lets hear it, friend Hell Yeah posted:i've been eating celery and cabbage for 3 days and can't stop farting Hey bud, this is a gi DISTRESS thread...sounds like everything is peachy in your neck of the woods. Haha but seriously: how come you're eating so much celery n cabbage? Tasty stuff, for sure, but I have the feeling theres something more here. Talk about it, fellow goon
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Jul 15, 2015 17:26
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I post in solidarity with those suffering gastrointestinal distress.
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Jul 15, 2015 17:28
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There is poop coming out of my butt as I type this post
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Jul 15, 2015 17:29
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Hobohemian posted:I post in solidarity with those suffering gastrointestinal distress. Thank you friend. Your support is appreciated Inzombiac posted:There is poop coming out of my butt as I type this post Haha if this were any other message board I would know the poster was joking. But on these hosed-up forums, who knows!!! 
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Jul 15, 2015 17:31
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here's a life lesson to you youngsters out there: when you get older you can't eat the poo poo you used to otherwise you will get fat and feel awful. so tone it down and take it easy! i recommend yogurt for breakfast, oatmeal for lunch and broth for dinner. you own saliva tastes slighly sweet if you collect it in a pitcher, which is a great dessert idea
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Jul 15, 2015 17:33
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There is a little poop left but it's not coming out. Please send help.
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Jul 15, 2015 17:34
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Milk makes me bloated and farty so I have to avoid cereal for breakfast unless I settle for lovely soy milk or lactaid or whatever and it's a real problem.
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Jul 15, 2015 17:37
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I probably still got Burger Chef™ burgers up in there. They went out of business in the 70's.
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Jul 15, 2015 17:38
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protip: drink a $1 bottle of magnesium cirtate from cvs or wherever. enjoy your $1 intestinal cleanse that other retards pay a whole lot of money for other people to jam a hose up your rear end disclaimer: have 0 plans for the next 6 hours or so
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Jul 15, 2015 17:59
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Hey bud, this is a gi DISTRESS thread...sounds like everything is peachy in your neck of the woods. no it's a supernatural amount of smell and noise. the frequency of my farts is also augmented. i fear i may have to stop eating celery and cabbage soon, lest the curse that has befallen me take my life in addition to my dignity. my b-hole is chapped like a climbers face on everest
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Jul 15, 2015 18:01
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I ate macaroni and cheese with a few drops of ghost pepper sauce last night, then drank a six-pack of beer. I am in gastrointestinal distress, please support me.
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Jul 15, 2015 18:15
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Hell Yeah posted:no it's a supernatural amount of smell and noise. the frequency of my farts is also augmented. i fear i may have to stop eating celery and cabbage soon, lest the curse that has befallen me take my life in addition to my dignity. my b-hole is chapped like a climbers face on everest I'm calling bullshit on that; skeltons can't fart.
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Jul 15, 2015 18:15
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I ate macaroni and cheese with a few drops of ghost pepper sauce last night, then drank a six-pack of beer. I am in gastrointestinal distress, please support me. buy some wet wipes
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Jul 15, 2015 18:26
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I ate macaroni and cheese with a few drops of ghost pepper sauce last night, then drank a six-pack of beer. I am in gastrointestinal distress, please support me. You have ALL of our support, rest assured. Is ghost pepper sauce really spicy enough to cause GI distress w just a couple drops? I've never had it
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Jul 15, 2015 18:27
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:You have ALL of our support, rest assured. no it's the cheese that really disagrees with me
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Jul 15, 2015 18:29
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I had my first steak (ribeye) in awhile the other day and my poop has been hosed up since (wife and I eat mostly chicken or lean beef). Small sticky, foul smelling, frequent poops with 10 minutes of wiping lead to a raw rear end in a top hat. Today, though, things are looking up. I passed actual long, girthy turds with low odor and a lot less cleaning required.
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Jul 15, 2015 18:42
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whenever i have gi problems i take a tums and a gasx and like something else for lower gi problems kaopectate works reasonably well and pepto is pretty reliable for real bad shits and lower intestinal problems you can take anti diarrheal medicine that works well but i dont remember what its called hope this helps op dont poo poo YOURSELF
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Jul 15, 2015 18:50
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When I have a cup of coffee and smoke a bowl i always have to "Smoke" my "Bowels" afterwards
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Jul 15, 2015 18:53
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 UPDATE Still feeling like I got a lump of coal in my stomach. Its not anything that I need to "take" something for, just gotta deal w it like us goons are known to do. Wow I'm not sure why this is happening, there's enough fiber to move that sucker right along, and I usually eat a fair amount of beans anyhow. All i can really say is.......... 
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Jul 15, 2015 18:55
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Sorry I missed this one. How is it making you feel? Is it affecting your daily life? What are you doing to cope? Gargled some salt water which made me spit out a bunch of red poo poo. Didn't really seem like blood though. Now it's just kinda being all big and gross, though thankfully it isn't just chillin' on the back of my tongue anymore.
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Jul 15, 2015 18:59
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drinking a protein shake after night of drinking with give you the loudest farts ever. Sometimes I'll take a can of white kidney beans and cook them with kale or spinach. that meal make the largest turds I can produce
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Jul 15, 2015 19:05
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I ate a bunch of sushi at a new place today and now my butt is on fire It's not too bad though
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Jul 15, 2015 19:52
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one time i ate a whole box of fiber one bars in 20 minutes
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Jul 15, 2015 19:56
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Keep your vomit down until it turns into diarrhea if you hate puking. That's what I do.
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Jul 15, 2015 20:05
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Lichy posted:I ate a bunch of sushi at a new place today and now my butt is on fire What do you think caused this sensation? Eat too much wasabi? Or frequent bowel movements causing irritation of your butthole?
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Jul 15, 2015 20:16
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