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I wake up every morning to acid everywhere it shouldn't be, burning everything. I only eat almonds. Is this related?
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 20:43 |
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No, drink some warm almond milk before bed.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 21:19 |
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I'm on the toilet, right now, pooping and posting
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 00:48 |
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How hard is it to get some knockoff beano-type enzyme supplement
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 00:52 |
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I like to do a cleanse where I eat a bunch of low calorie fibrous foods and then drink a whole bunch of water and not eat for a day, then eat sparingly for a day or so after. Besides losing a pound or two you'll give birth to a beautiful poop baby and feel like a new man
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 01:11 |
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Ate the same thing tonight. I realize now that me and my bowels have an adversarial relationship.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:00 |
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I was experiencing some sharp abdominal pain, along with an increasing urge to defecate. I had a satisfying bowel movement that relieved the pain. No more Ducal for me tonight
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:15 |
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I don't drink beer often, but when I do, I poo poo fine. I should drink more.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:16 |
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I have ulcerative colitis and it sucks. I have to do enemas every night and it sucks. I don't get how people do that sexually can someone explain
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:21 |
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Troposphere posted:I have ulcerative colitis and it sucks. You gotta get into it, you can't just shove a hose up there and start jerking off, it's gotta be some goats milk cream or whatever, a fuckable song, and an audience. That's just the start, if you really wanna get off you need at least a weeks preparation. Do you have that kind of time? Ok I guess replace jerking off with shove a fist up there. Same deal, gotta make it an experience, don't just expect it to be one.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:24 |
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Currently awaiting results on my H. Pylori test. The way they do it is weird. This guy in a bunny rabbit costume behind the 7-11 gives you this canister of liquid to drink and you wake up in his apartment all greasy with a sore rear end in a top hat. I'm supposed to get my results in 3-5 days.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:24 |
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zidane13 posted:You gotta get into it, you can't just shove a hose up there and start jerking off, it's gotta be some goats milk cream or whatever, a fuckable song, and an audience. That's just the start, if you really wanna get off you need at least a weeks preparation. Do you have that kind of time? I can't even let it out I have to keep it in all night it's the worst
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:25 |
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I bought some tea to help with my poops the other day. The thing is, I don't need help with my poops. I am a vegetarian and eat lots and lots of veggies every day and get plenty of fiber. Oh boy did I spray out the slimy poops at work the next day.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:25 |
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Troposphere posted:I can't even let it out I have to keep it in all night it's the worst That sounds like the worst threat a husband could get, "Honey if you don't stop snoring I will let this unholy enema(of the finest goats milk cream cheese, purest, handmade by the gods and goddesses of eternal love, happiness and butt stuff) out all over your side of the bed. And your face." Is that sexy to you? Does that help? zidane13 fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jul 16, 2015 |
# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:26 |
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I hope you guys with gastrointestinal distress are feeling better now.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:34 |
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I poo poo blood on a regular basis
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:36 |
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I'm fine until I lay down to sleep and then it's like someone is stabbing me in the stomach.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:40 |
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Hobohemian posted:I hope you guys with gastrointestinal distress are feeling better now. I'm fine. Troposphere posted:I poo poo blood on a regular basis Except for this. I've been cleared for ibs, crohns, and ulcerative colitis, but I still usually poo poo blood.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:47 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I'm fine. How do you get cleared for IBS?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:47 |
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Fojar38 posted:How do you get cleared for IBS? maybe he means like, cleared for a landing, of diarrhea
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:49 |
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You remove the bowels and give them a hug. They were only irritated because they felt left out. Love all of you.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:49 |
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Fojar38 posted:How do you get cleared for IBS? they gave me a colonoscopy and said my guttiworks didn't appear inflamed i don't remember, the point is i didn't have colon cancer like i thought i did and that runs in my family
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:49 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:they gave me a colonoscopy and said my guttiworks didn't appear inflamed IBS isnt inflammation though, its what you are diagnosed with if you have cramps and poo poo in a crazy manner but they cant find anything physically wrong with you
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:50 |
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I can't burp on purpose. My friends try to teach me but it doesn't help. This causes me great gastrointestinal distress. Help goons!
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:51 |
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Fojar38 posted:IBS isnt inflammation though, its what you are diagnosed with if you have cramps and poo poo in a crazy manner but they cant find anything physically wrong with you ok then it was my lack of cramps, am i supposed to remember everything they said to me at a doctor's appointment two years ago? sheesh
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:51 |
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making GBS threads blood isn't good I would definitely get a second opinion from a different doctor
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:53 |
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How do you know it was blood? How do you know it wasn't borscht?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:55 |
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Troposphere posted:making GBS threads blood isn't good I would definitely get a second opinion from a different doctor it's bright red so it's fine also i gave the colonoscopy photos to my dad who;s a licensed and at one time long-practicing gastroenterologist and he said my guts look find and i just need to stop eating velveeta at every meal e; and washing it down with southern comfort
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:56 |
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haha ur dad looked at butts for a living
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:57 |
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Troposphere posted:haha ur dad looked at butts for a living and he loving loved every SECOND of it
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:58 |
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i had a bowel resection and lost about 1ft of colon.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:58 |
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Andenno posted:I can't burp on purpose. My friends try to teach me but it doesn't help. This causes me great gastrointestinal distress. Help goons! http://www.wikihow.com/Burp I hope that helps, friend.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:58 |
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If you ever want to fear that all has fallen out of you, eat a pot of borscht. Everything was red. Reddish purple. Maybe a little brown.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:00 |
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my GI always tries to hold conversations with me while I'm getting a scope done and tries to get me to look at the monitor and it's like dude I'm barely holding it together right now please don't
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:01 |
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i got The IBS and so post in solidarity for all my abnormally pooping brothers and sisters
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:01 |
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actually had a rectal exam two days ago and the doctor was this really cute guy and i felt uncomfortable having him shove a tube up my rear end in a top hat and hoped the positions would one day be reversed this is what life is
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:04 |
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drat horror queefs posted:actually had a rectal exam two days ago and the doctor was this really cute guy and i felt uncomfortable having him shove a tube up my rear end in a top hat and hoped the positions would one day be reversed Did you drop any drat horror queefs on him?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:10 |
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natetimm posted:Did you drop any drat horror queefs on him? yes. i believe anal queefs are sometimes called "farts" in america. idk though tbh
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:16 |
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Any drat Horror Queefs? is a good band name.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:20 |
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Troposphere posted:haha ur dad looked at butts for a living i look at butts for free
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