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Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
A really nerdy white guy came in to work today. He had hair so blonde it was almost white, he was really awkward, and he was wearing a green shirt that said, "This is my green shirt." His phones rings and he answers, "Uh...hello? Oh!" AND PROCEEDS TO SPEAK IN FLUENT CANTONESE for like 5-10 mins. It made my day.

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Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
I went on a date. The first one since my last very serious relationship 4+ years ago. It looks like there might not be a second one, but I tried, and now I don't feel so much existential fear about relationships and such. :unsmith:

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

Minimalist Program posted:

Today, the man who usually tries to set my car, driveway and small child on fire with a zippo and a jerry can full of gasoline, had lost his jerry can and had to only use the zippo which was not effective at all.

Fallout 4 sounds like it is coming along nicely.

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
Today I learned that after intensive training next week, my department head will be leaving and I will be the new department head. I've had this job less than two months, and it's my first job out of college, in a field not of my major. I don't know whether to :neckbeard: or :psyduck:!

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

oldpainless posted:

This seems very suspect to me.

It's a very small department, three people. I'd still be pretty low on the totem pole in the scheme of things. My hours will be a heck of a lot better though.

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Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
I got to play Mahjong with my friends during a cook-out. I got to play one of my favorite games with some of my favorite people!

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