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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
even more lol if you go below it.

stop making traffic worse

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Lol if you go above it. Lol if you pass other drivers. Lol if you're not cruising to red lights

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
that's a good bird av

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

lol if you do anything, like a sucker

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i drive 5 over just to fit in with the rest of traffic

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i can't believe you made this retarded thread

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i drive under the speed limit come at me bro

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
dont post and drive

Posted from my Honda Civic.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Stoic Commie posted:

i can't believe you made this retarded thread

Your probably one of those fucks who drives slower in the left lane

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I like to drive 20 under the speed limit in the far left lane on the highway

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Over There posted:

Your probably one of those fucks who drives slower in the left lane

slippery slope to accusing posters you don't like of being government spies following you

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
i'm afraid of drive

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
im sorry you made an autism thread

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

Stoic Commie posted:

im sorry you made an autism thread

you have the most posts in it so far

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

today's the day the teddy bears get their dicks wet

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

gently caress you op i'm a neutrino

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

LeoMarr posted:

I like to drive 20 under the speed limit in the far left lane on the highway

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Fun fact: in socal you can cruise 10 below the speed limit in the passing lane on the freeway and that is an okay thing to do

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ROFLburger posted:

Fun fact: in socal you can cruise 10 below the speed limit in the passing lane on the freeway and that is an okay thing to do

loving idiot LIAR you can't even go 25 mph on the freeway in socal!!

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
my speedometer doesnt work so i have no idea if i am or not

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





:lol: if you don't have a self driving car. Poor people making decision about how fast to "drive" their cars ITT.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i ride a bicycle so its generally hard to go the speed limit

i have drafted a dump truck on a highway before and i got going 100 kph according to my GPS so thats pretty good

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kilmers Elbow posted:

gently caress you op i'm a neutrino

I like this response

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T89JbHGuOY&t=66s

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

a messed up horse posted:

that's a good bird av


Stoic Commie posted:

i can't believe you made this retarded thread


Stoic Commie posted:

im sorry you made an autism thread


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

today's the day the teddy bears get their dicks wet


FordPRefectLL posted:

my speedometer doesnt work so i have no idea if i am or not

it's more difficult to masterbate in trafffic w/ a manual transmission

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
I go the speedlimit except at times that I don't and i'm below it loving with the people who have to race everywhere

I AM AN IMPORTANT GODDAMN PERSON WITH IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO TIME IS MONEY MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF MY IMPORTANT 97 ALTIMA RIDING YOUR BUMPER WILL BE A SIGNAL TO YOU THAT IT IS HARD TO KEEP ITS 130 HORSEPOWER REIGNED IN

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
5 over baby. 10 if i'm feeling reckless.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Vin BioEthanol posted:

I go the speedlimit except at times that I don't and i'm below it loving with the people who have to race everywhere

Yep. If I am doing 10 over and there is a passing lane but you decide to crawl up my rear end instead, I just take my foot off the gas or kick the cruise into coast. gently caress you, whoever you are.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
My favorite thing about Maryland roads is they will put signs up saying "Slower Traffic Keep Right" on the more major highways. So you can be pulled over for doing the speed limit while in the left lane. Except you can also be pulled over for speeding if you are going above the speed limit in the left lane.

Traffic Law: Making criminals of everyone on the road door to door for over 50 years.
It's all about giving police probable cause to pull you over anyhow.

Khorne
May 1, 2002
MA highway speed limit is 65, most traffic goes 80-85 unless you're near boston and stuck in stop and go during rush hour or something. There are a few areas staties camp as well.

I've never seen anyone doing under 90 pulled over on the highway either unless they were weaving through traffic, drove through a work area, or drove like they were drunk. So pretty much drive well, copy people around you, and don't pretend you're on a race track and you're probably fine on MA highways.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jul 16, 2015

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
Anything east of denver has highways that were washed out or at least seem like they were

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
unless you're traveling a long distance you're saving seconds or a few minutes at most, but being a huge fag about how other people drive and stressing about it probably has a negligible impact on your health so please op continue stressing about stupid poo poo so you can die quicker

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Robo Reagan posted:

unless you're traveling a long distance you're saving seconds or a few minutes at most, but being a huge fag about how other people drive and stressing about it probably has a negligible impact on your health so please op continue stressing about stupid poo poo so you can die quicker

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
we already had this thread and it was bad hth

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
lol if you aren't chauffeured around

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Robbie Fowler posted:

lol if you aren't chauffeured around

what if ur mom is in prison tho (:jackbud:) :(

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Blazing Zero posted:

we already had this thread and it was bad hth

the 2012 thinks he was here for the first time we had this thread

tumblr.txt
Jan 11, 2015

by zen death robot
people who block the overtaking lane should be murdered, OP. I'm sure you're with me on this.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane.

And also make Dennis Leary references in tyool 2015.

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TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Lol if you go above it. Lol if you pass other drivers. Lol if you're not cruising to red lights

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