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"Boy I love eating healthy shakes for breakfast!" *puts 8 oranges, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, a piece of chocolate, some powdered sugar, ice cubes and two leaves of lettuce in blender"
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thanks for your continuing analysis of the evil Vitamix corporation, fifethree
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Jul 15, 2015 22:52
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Yeah life is pretty sweet ever since I got my vitamix. Must have got it before they jacked the price up bc I paid like $280 for it
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Jul 15, 2015 22:54
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I was an odorous child and little has changed
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Jul 15, 2015 22:55
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the contents of your smoothie are Bull poo poo
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Jul 15, 2015 22:58
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hey i just made smoothie, but i used my $30 blender e. it literally took me 30 seconds to blend my smoothy i can't believe i didn't pay $500 so i could do it in 15 eeee. i heard it will blend a cell phone
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Jul 15, 2015 23:18
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the best smoothies are made from ice cream and milk hth
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Jul 15, 2015 23:22
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got mine from costco for $270 if you dont own one you dont know the difference cheap blenders suck rear end
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Jul 15, 2015 23:24
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OMGVBFLOL posted:the best smoothies are made from ice cream and milk hth The build quality has dropped in the last few years - use them in pro kitchens for ages, last two have died within a year. At least the warranty is okay. That is my contribution to the Vitamix thread thanks and godbless
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Jul 15, 2015 23:26
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Get a blender and ice crusher from the thriftstore for less than ten bucks. Crush the ice up, add booze and margarita or daiquiri mix and blend away for pro-level smoothness. It's blended splendidly!
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Jul 15, 2015 23:27
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FordPRefectLL posted:got mine from costco for $270 except i just used my $30 blender to make a smoothy in no time so looks like you got ripped off bitch
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Jul 15, 2015 23:29
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I got a ninja for my birthday last year. I don't use it too often but it makes decent smoothies and is very convenient for recipes where you need to cut in chilled butter like biscuits or pie crust.
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Jul 15, 2015 23:29
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lol look at that idiot driving on the freeway with a tesla my 1992 honda accord drives on freeways just fine 
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Jul 15, 2015 23:29
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Yeah it's umm it's pretty tight man. You can like, blend or mulch depending on what you're going for. Yeah. Totally pays for itself in like. I don't know. 20 shakes?
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Jul 15, 2015 23:30
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FordPRefectLL posted:lol look at that idiot driving on the freeway with a tesla my 1992 honda accord drives on freeways just fine you're not helping your case here
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Jul 15, 2015 23:31
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Ramsus posted:except i just used my $30 blender to make a smoothy in no time so looks like you got ripped off bitch If you make it w soft ingredients like banana n ice cream then yeah there's no difference
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Jul 15, 2015 23:31
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:If you make it w soft ingredients like banana n ice cream then yeah there's no difference banana, blueberries, strawberries, rasberries; all frozen with almond milk, protein powder and creatine blended easily and came out smoother than my sweet sweet rear end had this blender for 3 years so far
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Jul 15, 2015 23:35
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Yeah I dunno where you guys are getting your thrift store blenders but every cheap blender I've had sucked and couldn't blend simple things like ice cubes or frozen fruit, they weren't bad for softer poo poo but it was like night and day when my grandma got me a ninja.
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Jul 15, 2015 23:36
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generally you just go to amazon and pick the one with the most reasonable reviews, hth
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Jul 15, 2015 23:37
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yeah the cheap blenders i've had don't really blend up the rinds or seeds from fruit that well either
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Jul 15, 2015 23:38
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What about blendtec? I would like to make a smoothie out of trees and potentially chicken bones What about waste disposal for animal carcasses. In my line of work there are many carcasses that need disposing into separate barrels of acid in a soundproof basement.
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Jul 15, 2015 23:42
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Ramsus posted:generally you just go to amazon and pick the one with the most reasonable reviews, hth http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DBQ17IY this is the best budget pick. the other guy is right though, most <$80 blenders do loving suck and blenders are one of the few devices where you don't want a suckers deal on because a really good one and el cheapo are like night and day. e: this would be one of the better picks if you wanted to spend $200 on one that performs just as well or better than $500 vitamixers http://www.amazon.com/Oster-1400-watt-Professional-Performance-BLSTVB-RV0-000/dp/B00EO1AQUU Xaris fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Jul 15, 2015 |
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Jul 15, 2015 23:46
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Child's play. Try dropping $2,000 on a thermomix like a friend of mine did and then coming to the conclusion that it is buyer's remorse made flesh after your tenth meal in a row involving a stew that could have been prepared with just a few extra minutes prep time in a $30 Sunbeam slow cooker. ('Cause you gotta justify buying it).
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Jul 15, 2015 23:54
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Breetai posted:Child's play. Try dropping $2,000 on a thermomix like a friend of mine did and then coming to the conclusion that it is buyer's remorse made flesh after your tenth meal in a row involving a stew that could have been prepared with just a few extra minutes prep time in a $30 Sunbeam slow cooker. ('Cause you gotta justify buying it). what about a pressure cooker tho
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Jul 16, 2015 00:03
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i am the chapo
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Jul 16, 2015 00:05
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I can't imagine what kind of food would taste better blended rather than cooked (or in the case of fruit, eaten raw).
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Jul 16, 2015 00:06
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you know what's smooth? my shits after i drink my kale smoothie made with my vitamix brand blender.
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Jul 16, 2015 00:08
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notZaar posted:I can't imagine what kind of food would taste better blended rather than cooked (or in the case of fruit, eaten raw). ... Soylent maybe?
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Jul 16, 2015 00:08
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put your cock and balls in the blender to experience intense satisfaction as you destroy your manhood
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Jul 16, 2015 00:09
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I'm a stupid gay bitch and my posts largely reflect that.
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Jul 16, 2015 00:11
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Ramsus posted:
Well, hell. Toss a cellphone and a couple nanobots in there and they could rebuild the phone in my head so I could make calls without carrying a separate phone.
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Jul 16, 2015 00:11
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fyodor posted:you know what's smooth? my shits after i drink my kale smoothie made with my vitamix brand blender. Same. Got a vitamix as one of my prizes at presidents club last year. Also makes awesome whole fruit margaritas that help me get drunk quickly. Bad blenders are for poors and you have one you should feel bad about yourself
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Flo Cytometer posted:... Soylent maybe? Isn't that adult baby formula for silicon valley techie salary slave trash?
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Jul 16, 2015 01:12
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blueberry+pineapple 
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Vitamix is the Cutco Knives of blenders. It's not bad but for that price you're being ripped off, you could get a Blendtec for the same amount of cash or buy a cheaper blender that offers the same performance. for a fraction of the price. Their entire market is people with enough money to buy a $500 blender but are too stupid and lazy to do more than grab the most expensive blender off of the shelf at Target and call it a day.
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Jul 16, 2015 01:38
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notZaar posted:Isn't that adult baby formula for silicon valley techie salary slave trash? AFAIK, yes.
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Jul 16, 2015 01:38
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I have a $500 blender and a $3000 computer.
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Jul 16, 2015 01:44
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I have a $3000 blender and a $500 computer
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Jul 16, 2015 01:50
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I have a $3000 car and a $500 forums account
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I have a $3000 dollar forum account and a $500 education im a d&d poster
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