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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Jacking off

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
having a psychotic break

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
high as gently caress and jacking off

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Drinking. A screwdriver I think.

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
My ex boyfriend signed up for my account

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Rutibex posted:

flying lessons

lol

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Bored at work so I wanted to see how to make a flamethrower.

E: I don't work there anymore.

Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jul 16, 2015

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

just posting to say i didnt read any of these


fuckers

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

fits my needs posted:

high as gently caress and jacking off

except this one

welcome brother :cool:

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

Reading the thread about the fetal alcohol syndrome doll guy

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
makin koo decisions

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
it was a 17th birthday present from my friend, we smoked pot and looked at photoshop threads and i made my one and only contribution to a photoshop phriday, then we sucked each others dicks because we were good gentle considerate friends

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'd been checking out the main page for a few years (since 99?). Cliff Y. was my favorite and I didn't even realize there were forums for awhile. Then, I finally signed up in '04 after lurking for awhile. I can't remember what thread was the turning point... I've often blamed Mr. Water as the reason I joined, but looking back that thread happened just after I joined. It may have been poop lasagna, the road trip thread that included pegging iirc, poopsocking or pink flyers. I was a spry 28 at that point and used my account mostly to entertain myself at my second job (customer service at a corrugated board facility).

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i've been lurking the frontpage and forums since like 2011 and finally threw down the :10bux:

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Living in Shanghai and getting tired of being locked out from reading the forums because I didn't have account.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Awaiting the US to bomb iraq and poo poo

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Frostwerks posted:

succumbing to the will of the paywall

For quite a while, you could sneak past the paywall through the leper colony.

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.
playing nicely in ultima online with the kindly folks I met in [lljk]

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Fansy posted:

My first registration was free as well. I'd just dropped out of school and was writing for a gaming site, while living in the "baby" room of my mom's house.

harsh dude, your mom shouldnt have named the room after your dick

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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


making bad decisions

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