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Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

notZaar posted:

I don't like dogs as much but I'm down for a brat or two.

you want some hot steamy meat, you say? maybe a beer?

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Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
I haven't been able to eat hot dogs ever since I went on a camping trip and decided to take a mild amount of shrooms. Usually I don't have an appetite when I'm trippin', but for whatever reason hot dogs sounded bomb as gently caress that time around. I ate like 10 of them, and needless to say I puked partly digested hot dog chunks all over the place later that evening. I haven't been able to eat them since. Echoing the sentiment that brats are p. sweet though.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Is it hot dog sauce?

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com


HDS!

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
are there spices or any other ingredient that you add yourself that are not part of some premade sauce or condiment

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
does it take longer than 10 minutes to make?

it's hot dogs, okay

i don't want to spend effort preparing a hot dog

i'm depressed enough

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its mayo and curry and mustard and brown sugar and cinnamon

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Hot dogs are pretty hard to make well, IMO. Like yeah any dope can heat em up and stick em in a bun, but the dedicated hot dog places just seem to make em better.

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Like yeah any dope can heat em up

three words

cast iron skillet

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Flo Cytometer posted:

you want some hot steamy meat, you say? maybe a beer?

Forget the beer, I don't like to drink my calories.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

ninotoreS posted:

three words

cast iron skillet

Fry the hot dogs? I'll try it but I have always found that steamed hot dogs turn out best.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
cast iron is a pretty pro move in my opinion

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ill see that and raise you this hot rear end grill i own



the ultimate in hot dog cooking technology

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
sous vide my hot dog please, garçon

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Hot dogs are pretty hard to make well, IMO. Like yeah any dope can heat em up and stick em in a bun, but the dedicated hot dog places just seem to make em better.

Probably has less snake and pigeon in there, and more actual pork and beef.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ban op for not having revealed the recipe yet

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a messed up horse posted:

sous vide my hot dog please, garçon
whenever i go out for brunch i always ask for my eggs sous vide. :smug:

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

BUTT SAUCE

dripping down your hard boiled egg

BUTT SAUCE

some in your mouth, some down your leg

HOT DOGS

aching for some condiment

HOT DOGS

bloody poop is the secret ingredient

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Matey posted:

ban op for not having revealed the recipe yet

This

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Mix some mayo, dijon mustard, a tiny bit of anchovy paste together, put on dog. Dice up some onion, tomato, and pickle and put on top.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Did he say whats in his sauce yet?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
ok

Matey posted:

ban op for not having revealed the recipe yet

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

melt the cheese doob

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

B U T T S A U C E

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I've got it, the sauce is your cum. I'll accept my cash reward via post within the next two weeks.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
so if it isn't mustardayonnaise, is it mustmayostardayonnaise ?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


rear end cobra posted:

Did he say whats in his sauce yet?

i think it's mustard, mayo and relish so far

so just pick a bunch of hot dog toppings at random and start asking

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
you turds suck at 20 questions

all ingredients for the hot dog sauce have been determined, no one was clever enough to ask "is there anything else in it?"

proportions are roughly 3 parts, 2 parts, one part.

that is my thursday hotdog present to you

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

numberoneposter posted:

ill see that and raise you this hot rear end grill i own



the ultimate in hot dog cooking technology

what kind of monster cooks anything other than fried eggs on teflon?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sizone posted:

what kind of monster cooks anything other than fried eggs on teflon?
i got it for free

also hot dog grill marks :smug:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
who puts mayo on a hotdog? Lol as if they arent rich enough already

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

who puts mayo on a hotdog? Lol as if they arent rich enough already

name one food to put mayo on that isn't, by your standards, "rich enough"

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

numberoneposter posted:


also hot dog grill marks :smug:

I guess that can be kinda cool

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
this thread is full of poo poo and your waste deep in it

diarrhea diarrhea

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Sizone posted:

name one food to put mayo on that isn't, by your standards, "rich enough"

Pretty much everything thats not a hot dog.

Like who would put mayo on bacon or mayo w eggs or something like that

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Mayo with eggs is really common its called devilled eggs and egg salad

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Pretty much everything thats not a hot dog.

Like who would put mayo on bacon or mayo w eggs or something like that

Bacon and Mayo are integral parts of BLTs.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Wow I'm getting pwned from all sides here. Looks like I might have to back down from this battle.....

*I* feel like mayo on a hotdog would be too rich, but I respect the opinions of those who feel differently

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Does it have ketchup in it?

Catsup?

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Jimby Nougats
May 6, 2009

Does it benefit from being piled high

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