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Applewhite posted:Actually what you really really want is Columbia, OP. Actually what you really really wanted to write was Colombia, not Columbia
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You don't need Japrostitutes. Wear a Pikachu backpack and talk about how much you love their cartoons about schoolgirls to show that you understand and embrace their culture, and you'll have a banzai of celestial princess lining up to take you home to meet the parents. Pro tip: Jorts. Also, it's considered polite (Seppuku) to always ask a girls father if he makes robots. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Jul 16, 2015 |
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Jul 16, 2015 15:31
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Applewhite posted:Actually what you really really want is Columbia, OP. P sure this is true, I believe the Cia gets in trouble constantly for hiring hookers I'm Colombia..
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Jul 16, 2015 15:31
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ask at the local katana shop. wear a fedora so they know you are serious.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:37
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Yeah. And never pay more than like 20 bux for a katana. It's Japan, it's not like there's a shortage. Only wear it in public after 5PM.
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Frankenstyle posted:You don't need Japrostitutes. Wear a Pikachu backpack and talk about how much you love their cartoons about schoolgirls to show that you understand and embrace their culture, and you'll have a banzai of celestial princess lining up to take you home to meet the parents. ALso if you want to date a man's daughter over there you must best him in the ancient martial art of Kung Fu (Which all Japanese are taught from age 3).
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Kolos posted:Actually what you really really wanted to write was Colombia, not Columbia Yeah that poster was already being really dumb in the thread and then I saw that and I realized yeah they're just dumb.
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Redkist posted:Yeah that poster was already being really dumb in the thread and then I saw that and I realized yeah they're just dumb. Quit talking about me like I'm not here!
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Jul 16, 2015 16:03
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Applewhite posted:Gaijin aren't allowed to have sex with Japanese prostitutes because even the most modestly endowed Caucasians completely ruin the prostitutes' tiny Japanese vaginas.
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spud posted:Isn't this highly racist? Can you imagine the outrage in the west if this was the case? "Sorry I don't do Asians/blacks/arabs/whatever"....the SJW's would be down there in droves. 90% of hooker ads on craiglist and whatever: "No Black Men"
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Jul 16, 2015 17:25
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spud posted:This man speaks the truth. I am not sure if its the buddist mentality but they seem a lot less prudish about sex. It's definitely not that dude. And lots of hookers don't do black guys.
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Jul 16, 2015 17:25
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Look guys, i'm not going there for sex tourism or anything, I was just wondering if it was a thing.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:07
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Just look for some nigerians OP they'll set you on your course
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Jul 16, 2015 23:10
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signalnoise posted:Just look for some nigerians OP they'll set you on your course Those dudes have a pretty impressive level of harassment. One guy walked half a mile trying to get my inside his club before he gave up.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:30
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Dre2Dee2 posted:What you really want is Brazil, OP. This. Plus Argentina, if you like blondes.
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Jul 17, 2015 00:01
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a dog from hell posted:It's definitely not that dude. And lots of hookers don't do black guys. Why?
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Jul 17, 2015 00:01
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DrManiac posted:Why? Soul brotha too bookoo
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Jul 17, 2015 00:12
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a dog from hell posted:It's definitely not that dude. And lots of hookers don't do black guys. Being the white man wins again 
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Jul 17, 2015 00:19
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Squeezy Farm posted:Holy poo poo. Try loosening your fedora maybe? im imagining those snaps on the back of a baseball cap
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Jul 17, 2015 00:33
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haha, i bet a bunch of dudes in here knew a bunch of really specific stuff about japanese prostitution and responded to the op with that information right away. ha!
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Jul 17, 2015 01:14
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You gotta flash her some pure Alabama blacksnake
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I heard it gets crazy and like they have rooms made to look like subway cars or elevators in case groping girls ain't enough for you but that also it is really limited as to what a non-Japanese can do so you can't get that really crazy poo poo but I dunno that's just what I heard.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:36
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i like to think im above it but i think that if i went abroad and had the chance to gently caress a prostitute id do it and enjoy it immensely
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Jul 17, 2015 02:39
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Frankenstyle posted:You don't need Japrostitutes. Wear a Pikachu backpack and talk about how much you love their cartoons about schoolgirls to show that you understand and embrace their culture, and you'll have a banzai of celestial princess lining up to take you home to meet the parents. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2iD8jdYakM If I remember right the Japanese government denies him entry.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:40
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burritolingus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2iD8jdYakM this guy seems reallly cool. like dane cooke, you could learn a lot from him
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Jul 17, 2015 02:45
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The prostitutes that will be acceptable for your Gaijin dick to touch are either Filipina or Russian. Japanese are strictly off limits. As an example, when I was there some friends and I were taking a shortcut through a street in Kyoto and some dudes were making funny faces at us - like literally screwing up their faces and sticking their tongues out, etc. Turns out they were pimps and basically telling us to gently caress off; they didn't want Gaijin hanging around giving a bad image to their (Japanese) customers.
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Battery Joe posted:this guy seems reallly cool. like dane cooke, you could learn a lot from him Yeah like the choke opener. 
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Jul 17, 2015 02:58
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hey it's the new hamburglar out on the prowl
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Jul 17, 2015 03:08
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I kinda want to check out this Angeles City now. See if I can leave behind a legacy.
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Jul 17, 2015 03:14
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I'm fascinated by the stories of white men not being allowed to gently caress japanese whores. Tell me why. So I guess black guys are a definite hell no huh?
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Jul 17, 2015 04:14
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you can only hire them to whip you and do weird poo poo to you op, not have sex you can prob get a handjob into the deal i guess, good luck
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Jul 17, 2015 04:24
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On the off chance you actually do get into a whorehouse you are going to be given a massively inflated bill with all sorts of service fees, and when you can't pay a couple Yakuza dudes will beat the loving christ outta you in a back alley. If the cops happen to see this you will be the one they arrest.
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Told Two Times posted:I'm fascinated by the stories of white men not being allowed to gently caress japanese whores. Tell me why. So I guess black guys are a definite hell no huh? I guess it's a xenophobic fear that the white devil will spread stds or AIDS
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Jul 17, 2015 04:25
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I don't get why people like Japan so much. Taiwan is like right next to it and people there are way chiller and you still get all the Japanese crap you want.
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Jul 17, 2015 04:31
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Pastor Perineum posted:anything is legal there as long as it's pixelated should i wear a james hat on my peenis if the pussy is pixelated? seems like a thing that could spread and be gross/painful
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Jul 17, 2015 04:36
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It is legal, but you have to pay extra for the vaginal pixelation glasses.
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Jul 17, 2015 04:41
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I got a buddy teaching English in China that gets hand jobs at barber shops regularly. Apparently that is a thing. Maybe get a massage and whack off, or get one of those creepy body pillows.
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Jul 17, 2015 04:49
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peak debt posted:As a gaijin I got approached by pimps three times in 500m at some sideroad in Ueno so you'll probably be ok OP. Yeah I quickly realized I should take a different side street when heading to the Hub.
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Told Two Times posted:I'm fascinated by the stories of white men not being allowed to gently caress japanese whores. Tell me why. So I guess black guys are a definite hell no huh? They're afraid you'll stretch her out and she will then be worthless... nah, just racism. Foreigners are chock full of AIDS and other stuff that pure Nippon men could never have. Your best bet is to fly to Korea and hook up with massage girls for . . . 80,000 won? Some Camp Casey milgoons will let you know the current going rate.
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