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So i made the last available cup of coffee here at work and I used thosel ittle balsa stirring sticks like I do every day. most of the time its fine. but somtimes it makes my whole coffee taste like loving wood. since we're out, im hosed , so im just drinking this balsa coffee in agonoy fml :fml: #fml snapchat-FML
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your mom's mouth tastes like wood
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Jul 16, 2015 15:24
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tbh op, tl;dr, sorry
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Jul 16, 2015 15:24
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My wood tastes like coffee, you should try it.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:31
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Mad Monk posted:My wood tastes like coffee, you should try it. i sucked a dick once, it didnt taste like coffee. it was even black. i think youre full of poo poo
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Jul 16, 2015 15:32
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:i sucked a dick once, it didnt taste like coffee. it was even black. i think youre full of poo poo try a white one and get back to us
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Jul 16, 2015 16:08
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i like bottom of the pot work coffee because it is usually extra strong and bitter and i can get away with putting sugar and cream in it without losing the coffee flavor
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Jul 16, 2015 16:14
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but i stir my coffee with a spoon not some piece of dead plant like some kind of savage
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Jul 16, 2015 16:15
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Cream and sugar are for bitchmade pussies, OP. Maybe if you drank your coffee black like a loving man your mouth wouldn't taste like wood.
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Jul 16, 2015 16:22
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my wood will cream in you, sugar
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Jul 16, 2015 16:23
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i went over a friends house to eat and the food just wasn't any good, the macaroni was soggy and the peas were mushed and the coffee tasted like wood. so i tried to play it off like i thought i could by saying that i was full and then my friend said, "mama, he's just being polite, he ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!" so my heart started pumping and i thought of a lie and said that i already ate but my friend said "man, there's plenty of food" and he piled some more on my plate. while the stinky food was steaming, my mind started dreaming of the moment that it would be time to leave, then i looked at my plate and the chicken was slowly rotting into something that looked like cheese. so i said "that's it, i gotta leave this place, i don't care what these people think, i'm just sitting here making myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks." so i busted out the door while it was still closed, still sick from the food i ate and then i ran to the store for quick relief from a bottle of kaopectate. then i called my friend two weeks later to see how he had been, and he said, "i understand about the food, baby bubba, but we're still friends" which was nice of him. so yes i can relate op
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Jul 16, 2015 16:47
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i went over a friends house to eat and the food just wasn't any good, the macaroni was soggy and the peas were mushed and the coffee tasted like wood. so i tried to play it off like i thought i could by saying that i was full and then my friend said, "mama, he's just being polite, he ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!" so my heart started pumping and i thought of a lie and said that i already ate but my friend said "man, there's plenty of food" and he piled some more on my plate. while the stinky food was steaming, my mind started dreaming of the moment that it would be time to leave, then i looked at my plate and the chicken was slowly rotting into something that looked like cheese. so i said "that's it, i gotta leave this place, i don't care what these people think, i'm just sitting here making myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks." so i busted out the door while it was still closed, still sick from the food i ate and then i ran to the store for quick relief from a bottle of kaopectate. then i called my friend two weeks later to see how he had been, and he said, "i understand about the food, baby bubba, but we're still friends" which was nice of him. so yes i can relate op
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Jul 16, 2015 16:59
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If I eat or drink anything in my workplace but water I'll get fired for stealing.
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Jul 16, 2015 17:04
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Melmac posted:your mom's mouth tastes like wood
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Jul 16, 2015 17:05
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a dog from hell posted:If I eat or drink anything in my workplace but water I'll get fired for stealing. dude you should get a new job. I'm merely publicly flogged at my work when im caught using the restroom handsoap.
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Jul 16, 2015 17:06
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lol if you drink coffee
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Jul 16, 2015 17:07
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LeoMarr posted:i went over a friends house to eat and the food just wasn't any good, the macaroni was soggy and the peas were mushed and the coffee tasted like wood. so i tried to play it off like i thought i could by saying that i was full and then my friend said, "mama, he's just being polite, he ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!" so my heart started pumping and i thought of a lie and said that i already ate but my friend said "man, there's plenty of food" and he piled some more on my plate. while the stinky food was steaming, my mind started dreaming of the moment that it would be time to leave, then i looked at my plate and the chicken was slowly rotting into something that looked like cheese. so i said "that's it, i gotta leave this place, i don't care what these people think, i'm just sitting here making myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks." so i busted out the door while it was still closed, still sick from the food i ate and then i ran to the store for quick relief from a bottle of kaopectate. then i called my friend two weeks later to see how he had been, and he said, "i understand about the food, baby bubba, but we're still friends" which was nice of him. so yes i can relate op same
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Jul 16, 2015 17:15
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reddit liker posted:lol if you drink coffee I'm drinking coffee right now lol if you want.
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Jul 16, 2015 17:17
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reddit liker posted:lol if you drink coffee Imagine being this guy
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Jul 16, 2015 17:40
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i went over a friends house to eat and the food just wasn't any good, the macaroni was soggy and the peas were mushed and the coffee tasted like wood. so i tried to play it off like i thought i could by saying that i was full and then my friend said, "mama, he's just being polite, he ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!" so my heart started pumping and i thought of a lie and said that i already ate but my friend said "man, there's plenty of food" and he piled some more on my plate. while the stinky food was steaming, my mind started dreaming of the moment that it would be time to leave, then i looked at my plate and the chicken was slowly rotting into something that looked like cheese. so i said "that's it, i gotta leave this place, i don't care what these people think, i'm just sitting here making myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks." so i busted out the door while it was still closed, still sick from the food i ate and then i ran to the store for quick relief from a bottle of kaopectate. then i called my friend two weeks later to see how he had been, and he said, "i understand about the food, baby bubba, but we're still friends" which was nice of him. so yes i can relate op
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Jul 16, 2015 17:48
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i like my coffee just like my metal
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Jul 16, 2015 18:16
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lovely coffee isnt too bad, just slug it down and reap the caffeine buzz. Like yeah Id prefer good coffee all the time but unless its decaf whats the big deal
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Jul 16, 2015 18:38
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my caffeine pill tastes like chalk more than anything if i crunch it down
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Jul 16, 2015 18:40
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:lovely coffee isnt too bad, just slug it down and reap the caffeine buzz. it tasted like I was drinking a tree 
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Jul 16, 2015 18:49
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:it tasted like I was drinking a tree Im sorry mate, hope it doesn't happen again for you
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Jul 16, 2015 18:50
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i appreciate it
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Jul 16, 2015 18:56
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drink it black you weak nerd
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Jul 16, 2015 18:57
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:somtimes it makes my whole coffee taste like loving wood. Whose?
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Jul 16, 2015 19:13
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I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm.
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Jul 16, 2015 19:19
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hey hey hey hey smoke weed everyday
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