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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
send ur wife to her moms for the weekend cause im heading over right now for u, my pudgy bear

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haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
You go, girl

HighFidelity
Mar 14, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

ur beards nice i wanna leave a big ol snail trail down it

Lets make this happen!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Ben-Gay

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I'm liking what's happening in this thread right now. Anybody else looking for an anonymous, greasy, hookup courtesy GBS?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
and dont u dare think of showering after work i want your balls to smell like uve been smuggling ferrets down there

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

not-so-slender-man

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
In light of your superfluous nipple how about The Ayotollah of Areola.

Pyramid Scheme
May 21, 2007

Gladiator Nipple Cripple

SD-455
May 15, 2009

by Lowtax
The Bearded Shemale

Whiskers McTuckJob

Gwyneth Paltrow

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Camel knuckle

sleeve
Jun 28, 2008
Adolph Hipster

DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

ginger moose knuckle

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Stone cold steve eating

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
it's time to lift a weight bud

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Did you get a shield tattooed on ur chest to protect u from pretty girls?

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Moisture

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

social vegan posted:

Did you get a shield tattooed on ur chest to protect u from pretty girls?

It says "poor impulse control" it is to protect others from me.

HighFidelity
Mar 14, 2010
Aspergers: Patient Zero

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ben Smash posted:

It says "poor impulse control" it is to protect others from me.

Trust me, that's the least noticable thing about you that's protecting others from you

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

masculinity 2k15 courtesy of tumblr

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


The Pubehair Strangler

your gimmick is that you get a whole bunch of pubic hair, and like, weave it together into a garrote and then strangle your victims with it and make them tap out

HighFidelity
Mar 14, 2010
Parents Disappointment

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

Trust me, that's the least noticable thing about you that's protecting others from you

I'm going to need you to quote your sources

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op do you drink or are you so wild and crazy naturally that you dont want to know what youd do drunk?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

jackyl posted:

op do you drink or are you so wild and crazy naturally that you dont want to know what youd do drunk?

I drink. Beer, malort, gin, tequila, mezcal, etc...

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


m'lort

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
So instead of paying you a living wage for working 120 hours a week they just have to throw some lovely parties. Good to know, OP.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:yikes:

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
human being

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ben Smash posted:

I'm going to need you to quote your sources

http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=83239

and

HighFidelity
Mar 14, 2010
Even the Klan didn't want me so I settled for this singlet....Man

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Horace "Hoagie" MacGymsock

but only if u lather urself in olive oil, garlic, and clam juice beforehand

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Defend your anime tattoo OP

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Archie Fuerherbunker

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Ben Smash posted:

I drink. Beer, malort, gin, tequila, mezcal, etc...

I thought a list of liquors couldn't make a person seem douchey but here we are.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
captain human being

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Thundernipple
Shockdick
Taintalator

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