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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
SmallBulgeMan

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
fat lovely tattoo man

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



the incredible bulk

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



joe rogaine

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Cold oval office

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Squartacus

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

spud posted:

"Why is my left arm 1foot longer than my right" man

Because i raised them at different levels, you jackass

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Ben Smash posted:

Because i raised them at different levels, you jackass

this is what i would say if my arms were freakishly different lengths as well

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

American Fatriot

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Gorge Bush

AlkalinePunk
Oct 2, 2003

Your Mix: INFERIOR! Soundwave's Best of Emo: SUPERIOR!
Clever Man

HighFidelity
Mar 14, 2010
The Incredible Simp, instead of turning green and smashing stuff he turns red and doesn't do poo poo.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Pasty Grimace

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
Fat Mounds

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Sideshow Blob

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Gay Fieri

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Do I know you?

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe
draw a big 2 on yourself, because you ARE

A Big Deuce

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
theyre just trying to get more work out of you OP,and they are succeeding lol

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

theyre just trying to get more work out of you OP,and they are succeeding lol

I don't care, pay's good, people are nice, pays the bills and there's still some left over for copious amounts of weed so I'm happy

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Ben Smash posted:

I don't care, pay's good, people are nice, pays the bills and there's still some left over for copious amounts of weed so I'm happy

<3

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Ben Smash posted:

I don't care, pay's good, people are nice, pays the bills and there's still some left over for copious amounts of weed so I'm happy

Nerds are very good at settling for less and passively allowing themselves to be taken advantage of for other people's profit.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Ben Smash posted:

I don't care, pay's good, people are nice, pays the bills and there's still some left over for copious amounts of weed so I'm happy

lol

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Hobohemian posted:

Nerds are very good at settling for less and passively allowing themselves to be taken advantage of for other people's profit.

Uh they paid for the singlet so I'm pretty sure I'm coming out on top, here

AlkalinePunk
Oct 2, 2003

Your Mix: INFERIOR! Soundwave's Best of Emo: SUPERIOR!

Ben Smash posted:

Do I know you?

No I don't know who you are.

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
Babyrapist

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

I'm going to see if my mom can embroider that on the singlet for me

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Rumproaster

The Crevise

Badtouch

Sausage Link

Mongoloid Mike

Redbush Avenger

Jürgenholtz Thunderheim

Baron Von Beefcake

El Picante Gigante

Kurplunk

Captain Fupa

Big McLargehuge

Tapioca Loaf

Muffin-rear end

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
captain incel

its like an excel joke only different

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Jamoke posted:

Muffin-rear end

As I have minus an rear end, I cannot consider this entry for use.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I'm going to submit all of these to the race committee and see what they think

HighFidelity
Mar 14, 2010
"Tits are bigger than my bulge man"

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
It's pretty cool of McDonalds to that for their employees.q

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Jamoke posted:


Kurplunk


I like this one, it would be the one I'd use if I were you.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Mad Monk posted:

I like this one, it would be the one I'd use if I were you.

I'm going to need 200 words on why I should use it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Brayden

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Maybe none of your friends of loved ones are willing to tell you so I will have to break the news.

The beard is not good. It is ugly and it makes it look like you have given up.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Demonachizer posted:

Maybe none of your friends of loved ones are willing to tell you so I will have to break the news.

The beard is not good. It is ugly and it makes it look like you have given up.

as long as the wife likes it, it stays. Besides, I look like an infant without it.

HighFidelity
Mar 14, 2010
"Mommy can I have drug money" boy

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Ben Smash posted:

as long as the wife likes it, it stays. Besides, I look like an infant without it.

ur beards nice i wanna leave a big ol snail trail down it

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