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Why I Shot My Gay Son As any good American knows, the Homosexual Agenda is destroying... 6 Tips to Carry Your Printer (and Get Laid Doing It) We all know the feeling: there's a really cute girl, who can't print her... One Neat Trick With An Old Atari To Stop Neighbors From Stealing Cable My local pastor was very impressed with my etherkiller, which, through Jesus... I'm Permabanned Forums Poster Niggerstomper58 The facts are in: prodromal schizophrenia directly related to voting for Obama... Lost Fingat at hospital will psot more later How I Failed At Sniping This Thread Hopefully no one will notice my ninja edit, but even if they do, I have found the...
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Explaining My Open Relationship to My Toddler
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I've Just Had my Seventh Child, and Here's Why I Want More After little Johnathan's combine accident, keeping up with the hogs is ...
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26 Adorable Ways You Can gently caress Your Dead Son We all look for a little adventure in our lives, and when my son died... Why Libertarianism Is The Way: Your Baby Can Raise Himself In the greatest novel of the 20th century, Dr. Ayn Rand presents compelling... My Son Knocked Up Your Down's Syndrome Child Everyone needs a little love in their life, even a drooling retard. Now the police...
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Obama: My Death Panels Will Kill Your Child For You In 2006, I realized I was 8 months pregnant - and it was too late to get an abortion. Luckily... Use Your Brain: How Baby Faith's Father Will Kill Richard Kayanka I'm coming for you, Richard... I Hate My Husband's Dog Most folks don't know exactly what is in their household cleaning products, but little Spot found out... edit: A New Wave of Mom-Shaming: Posting Photos Online When the internet sees me beating and neglecting my children, I try to tell the truth, but the sheriff... du -hast fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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Are yellow vegetables turning your kids autistic? New science reveals disturbing information The 9 new looks of the 2015 fall playground season Natural colours in, tie-die out Networking: the early bird gets the worm Why these LA 4-year olds have business cards There IS something in the water Chemtrails gonna gently caress you up
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Junior G-man posted:There IS something in the water lol
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I waited until my mid-40's only to give birth to a Downs Syndrome child. But don't you dare question my decision.
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While Technically Written To All Mothers Everywhere There's A Bunch Of Details Here That Clearly Indicate My Personal Mommy Issues Mothers: If your daughter asks you if her green junior prom dress is too short, don't call in your creepy boyfriend from the TRAILER... There Is Only One Right Way To Raise Kids And I Will By-God Find It I read 2 parenting books per day, and my last strategy of forcing my 9-year old to breastfeed... A Person Did A Pretty Minor Thing But I Cannot Just Brush It Off "She's so cute!" The cashier smiled, as my heart sank and my hands started... I'm Worried About Something That Has Almost No Chance Of Happening And You Should Be Too What if my kid falls wrong and breaks their neck at daycare but I'm in a meeting and I miss my kids last words oh god.... You're Not Being Inclusive Enough, You Closed-Minded rear end in a top hat If America is so inclusive, why haven't you elected a vegan gay black elderly female wheelchair-bound atheist who is also a free range... Discrimination Is A Serious Problem When You're Gluten-Free I've been proudly gluten-free for 6 months now, and my diarrhea was almost gone until my dentist... Your Child Is In Constant Danger And You Have To Protect Them 24/7 Crib Suffocation. Wild Animals. Mean looks from people on the subway who think it's "weird" for a grown-up to publicly suck their thumb... There's People In Other Countries Who Turn Out Pretty Normal Even Though They've Been Through Some hosed-Up poo poo But don't even think that means I should be able to take gentle criticism without bursting... I'm Getting Old And Insecure And I Blame Society For That " And you, Ma'am?" the waiter asked and my eyes started to cloud. "I'm only 45 and sometimes exercise"...
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There's A Fat Ugly Person Doing Some Kind Of Publicity Stunt "You go, girl!" is what I say to 450'lb, wheelchair bound britnaay stevens, 56...
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i want to click through on some of these sooo bad... great poo poo folks
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Two-Year-Old Proves Gender Is A Social Construct By Getting Sex Change New media campaign empowers women. Woman Loses Weight, Looks So Much Better, And Much More Healthy Come viciously attack the people who used to fat shame her. I Am Disgusted By The Actions of This Person Whose Views I Disagree With The actions of this person are indicative of all of Them. If You Are a Man, Winston, You Are The Last Man There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always — do not forget this, Winston — always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever. Taylor Swift Calls Out Tumblr Troll For Negativity And Bad Grammar Taylor Swift has no time for cruelty or the misuse of "your."
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Why Does My Vulva Look Like It Is Falling Apart? At the end of the day, they are both just cars. The guy with the Ferrari is like, "OH look at my super fast sports car." But you can say, "Oh yeah? Well look at me over here in my car that still gets me to work and home and leaves me with enough money for a vacation." BAM. OK, that's actually sort of a horrible vagina analogy. I just really wanted to use it somewhere. 10 Ways Target Is Robbing You I spend so much in Target, sometimes I look at my bank statement and think, someone stole my ATM card. Then I realize, Oh, poo poo. That was actually just me, three times last week. Target knows what's up. They entice you with brightly-colored plastic and seasonal cups... 7 Telltale Signs That You Have Toddlers You think them coming tearing out of your vagina, completely destroying your vulva would be a big sign. But I often forget I have kids since I spend all my time writing pithy poo poo on my blog 5 Ways Being 40 Is Just Two 20s OMG just OMG guys. HELP! My children are developing opinions different from my own. In this week's advice column, our writer tackles the problem every free thinking mom has to deal with. Watch this Mom destroy a misogynist who pays her a compliment! A brave mom STANDS UP to a horrible man who verbally rapes her by trying to define her beauty.
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How To Avoid Turning Into Your Mother I cry sometimes when I look down at my shriveled, disused genitals and think "How did it come to...
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Pththya-lyi posted:Pixar Fails At Body Positivity in 'Inside, Out' quote:Because here's the thing about movies: They are made of pictures. And visual memory is most reliable than auditory or tactile. That's right, folks, we remember what we see. Absolute Lithops fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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Is Your Child a Bumpus? 7 Ways to Floop the Doop! Was Hitler Really Right All Along? Your Brazilian Grandpa Explains! The Heart Warming Story of Vin Diesel's Signing on to Make Fast and Furious 8: You won't believe his cute nickname for a room full of money! This Autistic Teen Can Actually Smell what the Rock is Cookin! Turns out Fred Phelps was Right! The Minions really are Omnipotent Yellow AIDS Infected Butt-Plugs! Why Does My Apartment Always Smell like Wet-Dog and Caramel Macchicato? And 21 Other Signs your Neighborhood has been Gentrified! Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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Absolute Lithops posted:Seriously, do it. Just take a minute. like any good body-positivity activist, I question why I can't even take my kids to a movie, for flip's sake (not that I would, but we're speaking hypothetically here) without a collective sigh and a real, genuine head shake/eye roll.
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- 6 Gluten-free placenta recipes - 17 Pinterest hacks for a cannabis themed nursery - Turn your fetus into a Instagram superstar - Coping with a cisgendered child
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Literally Shaking: Dealing With Anything Outside Your Tiny Comfort Zone I get tremors when someone asks me if I like that no-good Obama, or when they suggest a steak, or...
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Why I get looks of disgust when I say I don't want children because I have ritualistically slaughtered every child I've had in the past.
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Why I stopped using pronouns when speaking directly with a sophont Kenner-braeleen Mockingjay Smith is my 3-year-old biological descendant and I felt I was...
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5 things to remember when telling your children the truth about the holocaust
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Pththya-lyi posted:Pixar Fails At Body Positivity in 'Inside, Out' Yup she fat 
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Xaris posted:Science Finds Even More Evidence That Anxiety Isn't Just 'All In Your Head'
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Six Ways Your Son Could Be Sneaking Drugs Home 5 of them are just different ways of cramming up the rear end
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Circumventing The Patriarchy: How To Deal With A Male Child Condescending to Your Friends Without Kids GPS Tracking Your Babysitter In Defense of The Brelfie That last one's real: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-brenan/in-defense-of-the-brelfie_b_7470108.html?utm_hp_ref=parents-moms
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Why So-Called "Cruel And Unnecessary" Surgery Is The New Battleground For Parents Rights My need to turn my child into a perfect doppelganger of Amanda Palmer is a rallying cry for mothers everywhere 6 Things They Don't Tell You About Sacrificing Your Child For A Good Harvest Amidst the White Corn Festival's carefree happiness, the bloated, worm-riddled form of the Harvest King is a reminder of small town America's ugly relationship with body shaming Murderion fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Kumo posted:That last one's real: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-brenan/in-defense-of-the-brelfie_b_7470108.html?utm_hp_ref=parents-moms quote:I'll admit when I first heard the word "brelfie," my first reaction was, what is a brelfie?
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How Pushing a Child Out of My Vagina Made Me An Immunology Expert Big Pharma is not a mother, how can it know what's best for my precious baby... 10 Chakras You Will Re-Align When You Visit An Acupractor
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Quantum of Phallus posted:THIS CAN'T BE REAL this poo poo's beyond parody
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7 Reasons why an off-shoot Mormon cult compound may be the best environment for raising an autistic child And what I found out when I became the Messiah Josiah Priestly's 4th wife. Why I threatened the hospital with a lawsuit if they did not collect and refrigerate my child's afterbirth And 25 things I have used it for since. Having his penis covered by a tinted glass dome as soon as he is born In today's society we find ourselves under constant threat by the patriarchy and it would break any mothers heart to see her lovechild join the ranks of the CIS... My stillborn black lump of flesh is as much a child as anyone else The first time I had to sue a local school to include a picture of xir in the yearbook was 2008, but I found myself having the same legal battle in 2009, 2010... Gravity feeding your child from your honey-smeared breasts When I first strapped myself into the inversion harness it took me a good 45 minutes, but you'd be amazed at how quickly I adapted to it. This Kentucky court case over a woman's right to give birth during a hot yoga session may be a milestone in American legal history.
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"11 Tricks to Preserving the Aryan Bloodline Within Your Family"
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Horniest Manticore posted:this poo poo's beyond parody From the same lady http://www.today.com/health/meet-mom-5-who-says-im-much-happier-being-fat-t4086
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Don King reveals 7 reasons the Uwe Boll/Richard "Lowtax" Kayanka fight was fixed! Video game addiction leads local teen to a life of crime and soiled socks Latvian doctor proclaims fisting is the key to an easy labor and provides 4 easy to follow steps! This dog has no nose and we find out he doesn't smell the way you would think Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Stop! Just stop! Seriously! Right now! Why are you still reading? Go now, before it's too...
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20 Reasons TO Shake the Baby
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Uncle Enzo posted:A Person Did A Pretty Minor Thing But I Cannot Just Brush It Off This one got me
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10 Reasons why No Man's Sky is both demeaning to woman AND introverts I haven't played this game or even seen much of the publicity, but a name tells the tale ... A new superfood you can make at home A recent study concludes that the powerful anti-oxidants found in semen will help keep you ... 7 Reasons why the gig economy is actually good for workers [Note this article is a paid advertisement by the Koch Family Foundation] What happened to this man's password will shock you to your core It started like a normal day for Richard Kyanka ...
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The Hermit Crab Theory A revolutionary new sociologist tells us why everyone needs to cater to your every whim because deep down you DO want contact but don't want to make an effort to get it. Hemingway, Chandler, Cobain, now you? Why being depressed means you're actually really really creative.
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Why My Special Snowflake Will Defeat Your Malnourished Child in the Thunderdome As we all know, our children are forced to fight against each other to the death in order to gain food for his family. My son, Landon, is clearly the superior... Why You Have Basically Caused Your Child To Eventually Kill Himself We've all been there, your child was just born and you hold him in your arms. Then, without thinking, you do the unspeakable, you name him without asking him, striping him of freedoms and slowly cause him to spiral into depression eventually leading to his suicide you horrible, horrible mother. Of course, I didn't do that...
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