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Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



du -hast posted:

One Neat Trick With An Old Atari To Stop Neighbors From Stealing Cable
My local pastor was very impressed with my etherkiller, which, through Jesus...
Is.... is this a callback to the old Segakiller thread or whatever it was?

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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
My Children Want to Join ISIS, Let Me Tell You Why That Makes Me Proud

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Why I told my biological son she's adopted.
Not every child grows up appreciating trans rights. But I knew sufficient trauma could make a difference.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Circumcision - 4 delicious recipes to savor the foreskin
Foreskin Fois Gras - Heat a tablespoon of butter in an iron skillet until melted...

Circumcision - Is calling Child Protective Services On Yourself The Only Ethical Decision?

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

quote:

Anna Giannone

I am a Transformational Leader, Certified Facilitator, Certified Parent Instructor and Paradigm Shifter for Co-parenting.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Why I WON'T Be Taking My Child To See The New Muppets Movie

7 Reasons You Should Be Watching Your Teen In The Bathroom

New Study Suggests Adults Should Breastfeed, Not Babies

Why I Took my Trans Child Out Of Her LGBT Girl Scout Troop

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
What is "Rapunzel-Style Parenting," And Why Is It So Popular?

New Study Suggest Rapunzel Parenting Will Make Children MORE Social As Adults

Why Rapunzel Parenting Is Here To Stay

Doctors Call "Rapunzel-Style Parenting" Into Question

Why I Don't Care About The Looks I get When I say I'm Raising My Children Rapunzel-Style

It Doesn't Matter What The Media Says, Rapunzel Parenting DID NOT Cause Those Deaths

Why I Gave Up Rapunzel Parenting

California Bans Rapunzel Style Parenting

I Was Raised "Rapunzel-Style" For Ten Years, And It Was The Best Thing My Parents Did For Me

Why This Doctor Says The Criticism of "Rapunzel-Style Parenting" Was Unfounded

Rapunzel Style Parenting Making A Comeback

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Why I'm glad my teenage brother slyly molested me when I was five
Jim Bob

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
Sucking dick poo poo piss friend of the family? Dildo rear end in a top hat cunts farting!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Why I Decided Not To Fart-Shame My Children
"Pull my finger," might seem like there kind of innocent prank your fun, loony uncle would pull, but what it represents is much darker...

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

Dr Cheeto posted:

Why I Decided Not To Fart-Shame My Children
"Pull my finger," might seem like there kind of innocent prank your fun, loony uncle would pull, but what it represents is much darker...

The day my uncle took my nose
And why I forgave him 30 years later.

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

boom boom boom posted:

What is "Rapunzel-Style Parenting," And Why Is It So Popular?

New Study Suggest Rapunzel Parenting Will Make Children MORE Social As Adults

Why Rapunzel Parenting Is Here To Stay

Doctors Call "Rapunzel-Style Parenting" Into Question

Why I Don't Care About The Looks I get When I say I'm Raising My Children Rapunzel-Style

It Doesn't Matter What The Media Says, Rapunzel Parenting DID NOT Cause Those Deaths

Why I Gave Up Rapunzel Parenting

California Bans Rapunzel Style Parenting

I Was Raised "Rapunzel-Style" For Ten Years, And It Was The Best Thing My Parents Did For Me

Why This Doctor Says The Criticism of "Rapunzel-Style Parenting" Was Unfounded

Rapunzel Style Parenting Making A Comeback

what a rollercoaster :five:

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
Kale breast milk?
The greatest bio-engineers in America are gathered at the MASVA institute outside San Diego, squinting at small polyps growing on a leaf. But these aren't just any polyps, if you look closely you can glimpse a tiny, almost invisible nipple...

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

roymorrison posted:

Sucking dick poo poo piss friend of the family? Dildo rear end in a top hat cunts farting!

Aspergers & the Internet - 6 things I wish I had known before giving internet access to my child with pervasive developmental disorders.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


roymorrison posted:

Sucking dick poo poo piss friend of the family? Dildo rear end in a top hat cunts farting!

:monocle:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Staring estrogen injections Early. 10 reasons why you should explain to your son that he is your little girl as early as 3.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
6 Benefits Of The Non-GMO Organic Placenta Diet
For the last 2 weeks, I've been eating nothing but organic, pesticide-free placenta.

12 Placentas That Forgot How To Placenta
This placenta is like "Whoa I'm a placenta???"

The Placenta Doesn't Have To Be Yours In Order For You To Eat It
It's time for this country to wake up: We need a better way for placentophiles to get placentas than hanging around ER exits

I'm Kind Of Mixed Up Whether I Should Love And Cherish My Baby Or The Weird Blob Of Guts That Came Out After
Every day I say goodbye to Johnny, the placenta that kept that kid of mine alive...

9 Uses For Placenta You Didn't Know About
It's not just for eating any more. Did you know placenta can be boiled to make a powerful...

Why Aren't There Books To Read To Your Placenta?
We need to leave child-centrism behind us and get some books to snuggle up with your placenta and read to it..

Hispanic Women Don't Seem To Want To Have Anything To Do With Their Placentas
Last week I asked Maria, my housekeeper, if she wanted to use my fridge for her placenta and she looked at me like...

The Gender Trinary: Female, Male, And Placenta
Ever since my doula tenderly placed the amorphous mass of dying cells that is my placenta on my chest, I knew my placenta was special...

Some People Think Placentas Are Unnecessary Once The Baby's Born
Sure, placentas aren't much to look at. But these days I can't even talk placenta without my mouth watering...

We Need Federal Funding For Placenta Daycare
Obamacare doesn't cover costs for post-birth placental care. Why Not?

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
STDH.txt
And how i bravely overcame it.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
How I Got My Insufferable Self-Righteousness Back
Around my thirtieth birthday I noticed my family and friends where no longer rolling their eyes at everything I said so...

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
8 Reasons Why You Need to Stop Fist-Bumping
I'll admit it, I was an avid fist-bumper and I had been fist bumping for years until I found out how it was affecting my relationships...

I Joined My Boyfriend's Guy's Night and Things Have Never Been Better
Last week my boyfriend Tyler said he was going to go over to his friend's house to watch the Seahawks game. The idea shocked me...

His Fiancée Said "No" but They Couldn't Be Happier
When Martin asked Josie to marry him and she said no, he was proud of her for being able to assert herself...

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Xenomrph posted:

Is.... is this a callback to the old Segakiller thread or whatever it was?

;)

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Kid Gay So What

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Try these seven placenta-infused cocktails

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
How I told a gay communist ACLU member he couldn't infringe on my rights

it all started when the classroom stood up and clapped

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
How I Was Drywall-Shamed at Lowe's:
My Struggle Using Non-Normative House Construction Methods

Time Trial
Aug 5, 2004

A saucerful of cyanide
The Dark Truth Behind Vaccines
The author is a Berkley based yoga instructor, interpretative dance performer, mommy consultant, occasional author and slam poet

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Fighting the patriarchal rape-system inherent in pre-school
One stay-at-home dad's struggle against the gender-fascists at Sunny Days Learning and Growth Center

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

roymorrison posted:

Sucking dick poo poo piss friend of the family? Dildo rear end in a top hat cunts farting!

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
Spanking My Child Hurt Me More Than It Hurt Them
While my child is fine, my hand is still stinging. I went to the chiropractor after I spanked...

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
A Post-Modernist Deconstruction of the Concept of "Load-Bearing"

I this paper my headmate (an F-22 Raptor) and I analyze and deconstruct the male chauvinist concept that only certain "hard" and "sturdy" (read: "erect", "turgid") materials that evoke images of the aroused male member can be used for so-called "load-bearing" structures, while more delicate and feminine materials such as drywall are relegated to

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Is your victim-hood complex running out of material?
Here are 5 new ways to get attention and act indignant an offended about people who don't cowtow to yo....

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Pththya-lyi posted:

Pixar Fails At Body Positivity in 'Inside, Out'

Oh wait that one's real

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Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
You, the Reader, are in a Coma and Have Constructed a Dream World Where You Are Reading This
Please wake up. The doctors say that the damage is already permanent and there's no way you will be able to hear m...

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Uncle Enzo posted:

Smoking In The Delivery Room? It's More Plausible Than You Think
A woman's stress levels are very high during childbirth, therefore...
All your contributions were great, but I was under the impression HuffPo subscribed to hysterical smoke-shaming and Third-Hand Smoke fairy tales?...

General Tofu fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Jul 20, 2015

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
"Be Cool, Don't Stay in School: Why My Child Will be Better Off at Home Unsupervised All Day than with a Bunch of Bullies"

"This One Brave Mother and Her Struggle Against Qualified Medical Professionals"

"Thirteen Reasons Why Teaching Your Child to Read Enforces Gender Roles"

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
13 Baby Names To Consider If You're Obsessed With 'Clueless'

The Endearing Reason Ashton Kutcher Is Constantly Changing Diapers

Do You Trust A Robot With Your Baby?

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Kitchner posted:

My Children Want to Join ISIS, Let Me Tell You Why That Makes Me Proud

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Uncle Enzo posted:

Spanking My Child Hurt Me More Than It Hurt Them
While my child is fine, my hand is still stinging. I went to the chiropractor after I spanked...

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

General Tofu posted:

All your contributions were great, but I was under the impression HuffPo subscribed to hysterical smoke-shaming and Third-Hand Smoke fairy tales?...

they had an article about a trend among women of smoking fewer than 5 cigarettes per day with the headline "if you only smoke at parties, you're lying to yourself about cancer risk"

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
Lets do more!!!!!!!!

Should You Eat Your Own Placenta? Scientists Find No Risks, But No Benefits Either

Is A Placenta For Hair Treatment The Secret To Growing Stronger Strands?

Scientists' New 'Human Placenta Project' Aims to Improve Health of Moms and Their Children

Eating The Placenta: January Jones Does It, But Not All Moms On Board

This Is A Taco. Made Of Placenta.

Placenta: To Eat or Not to Eat?

Placenta Health Benefits Promoted By Some Moms

Mothers Rave About Health Benefits Of Eating Their Placentas

Holly Madison's Placenta To Be Turned Into Edible Pills After Showgirl Gives Birth

Local Placenta-Eating Moms Look For Energy-Boosting Health Benefits

Lotus Birth: Does Not Cutting The Umbilical Cord Benefit Baby?

Pregnant Over 40: I Think I'm Going to Eat My Placenta




holy gently caress.

THEY ARE ALL REAL AND ONE HAS A RECIPE :stonk:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/search.php/?q=placenta&s_it=header_form_v1


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Xaris fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Jul 20, 2015

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