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No One Liked Kaiyden, Every One Hated Him Now he's been reduced to eating worms. Say Good-bye to Helicopter Parents and Say Hello to Drone Parents By eliminating your child's sense of self and right to any privacy, you can make sure they'll end up as the Regional Manager of Target! Why Steven Universe is the Best Children's Show in Decades It taught Kaiyden he's not a furry, just some kinda human being rock with extreme codependency issues
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15 Reasons Why You Should Be Plugging Kale The human body absorbs things in so many different ways...
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Why a pit bull will be the perfect companion for your toddler This breed has gotten a bad rap in the media due to several 'reported' claims of children being maimed, but... Homeschooling as a single parent working multiple jobs Parents often underestimate the amount that a child can learn on their own...
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Hot New Diet Craze---The Food Stamp Cleanse An estimated 46 million people relied on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program---or SNAP, also known as food stamps---to provide adequate nutrition for themselves and their families last year. But what the research doesn't immediately make obvious is that there's a hot new diet trend taking off on Twitter, called the Food Stamp Cleanse. This easy-to-make, hard-to-complete cleanse program entails nothing more than simple, SNAP-approved ingredients and can help participants lose ten to fifteen pounds in the first week alone. We sat down to talk to a few of the participants, to find out what got them into this particular cleanse and how it's working for them....
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Astrofig posted:Hot New Diet Craze---The Food Stamp Cleanse Unfortunately, a lot of things available to SNAP would contribute to diabetes and obesity, rather than slimming down. There's a reason some of our fattest people are the poorest. Sounds exactly like the sort of thing a WASPy upper middle class soccer mom would get completely wrong and then write a HuffPo article about. Oh...
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Lhet posted:Why a pit bull will be the perfect companion for your toddler lol
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RACISM: Are White Cops To Blame? How to Tell If You're Raising An Indigo Child How *insert innocuous everyday item here* Is Secretly Killing You
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X Finally Gave It To Me He taught me how to break bread with my enemies, but still taught me to be strong enough to break who they're sending at me Troubling Signs That Tell You If Your Teen Has Autism Is he nervous? Are His Palms Sweaty? Knees are Weak? Is there vomit on his sweater? Does He keep asking you to make spaghetti?"
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Booblord Zagats posted:X Finally Gave It To Me You Should Be Honored By My Lateness That I would even show up to this fake poo poo. So go ahead, go nuts, go apeshit... The Question All Men Are Asking Me: How many ladies in the house? How many ladies in the house without a spouse? Something in your blouse got me feeling so aRoused... No, My Son Is Not Gay I sigh as I get the same question again. "No, just because I dressed Kaighdun like a transvestite turn of the century newsboy... My Husband Is Not Gay In fact, I relish the fact that my husband doesn't want me to trim my facial hair. He accepts me, a hirsute woman, the way I am. I Exclusively Pleasure Myself With Sustainable Locally Grown Produce Fortunately, prickly pears are quite soft and pleasant after a couple days on the back porch here in Tucson... I'm Constructing a Monument In Honor Of My Child Someday future generations will look at the pyramid of dirty diapers in my backyard and...
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My Self Esteem Is So Monstrous I'm Even Scared of It I mopped the kitchen today and nearly lost consciousness from concentrated self-satisfaction
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Sounding Smug And Self-Doubting At The Same Time: A Blogger's Guide I'm consumed with doubt to the point of tears every day that I'll let my precious child down. But you know what? I'm definitely a better parent than you.
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My Little Kayden Texted Me for the First Time Lol indeed, my son, lol indeed ...
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"How to parent while not being too Liberal, Conservative, or Democratic"
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10 Reasons I Love My Pediatrician More Than My Husband We Weep For African Lions. But What About Black Lives? What a Feminist Dad Wants For Father's Day Stunning Photos Document The Effects Of Too-Tight Shapewear 10 Emojis Special Needs Parents Could Really Use 10 Signs 'Frozen' Has Taken Over My Life Rachel Dolezal, Really? Why This Mom Had To Say 'Not All Mommies Love Their Babies The Way I Love You' My 3-Year-Old Is A Breastfeeding Advocate Facebook, Remind Me Again, What Breasts Are OK? My Nickname: A Cautionary Tale About Racism Pixar Fails At Body Positivity in 'Inside, Out'
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RaceBannon posted:What a Feminist Dad Wants For Father's Day quote:Rachel Dolezal, Really? quote:My 3-Year-Old Is A Breastfeeding Advocate i'll be your ghostwriter bruh Fur20 fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jul 30, 2015 |
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My Toddler is a Picky Eater and Throws Tantrums It must be autism. Normal toddlers don't do that. I know because my friends told me their toddlers are perfectly behaved at all times.
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Poor Body Image: It's Not Just For Girls Anymore When Your Kids Annoy You, Just Annoy Them Right Back Holiday Gift Ideas for Gender Non-Conforming Kids 6 Reasons I Love That My Kids Watch My Little Pony Why I Want My Daughter To Curse Judgy-Wudgy Was a Mom Kids With Down Syndrome Twice As Likely To Be Overweight 30 Ways To Offend Your Toddler
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RaceBannon posted:Judgy-Wudgy Was a Mom Your Honoury-Wonoury,
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RaceBannon posted:10 Reasons I Love My Pediatrician More Than My Husband serious question, how many of these are real because I thought they were fake until I saw the last one which is definitely real RaceBannon posted:Judgy-Wudgy Was a Mom "...and judging people is, of course, bad in every instance. Except when I do it. Because I'm right."
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loquacius posted:serious question, how many of these are real because I thought they were fake until I saw the last one which is definitely real They're all real
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Wanamingo posted:They're all real It turns out that what a feminist dad wants for Father's Day is true gender equality the world over
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I Gave My Husband A Truly Naughty Father's Day Present A stern lecture about intersectionalism
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I was kink-shamed in the produce aisle.. I couldn't believe my ears. I'm buying, why shouldn't I be able to try it out, first?
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The Fit Mom's in my Planet Fitness Yoga Class Were Shame Raping Me And 14 other reasons I only show up there for pizza and bagel day
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Let's discuss anal fissure shaming! Mom took courageous photos of herself pooping prodigiously before and after giving birth. The replies are amazing.
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loquacius posted:serious question, how many of these are real because I thought they were fake until I saw the last one which is definitely real Yeah, they're all real but they could have just as easily been fake.
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How GMO Chemtrails Caused My Son's Autism And how weekly kale, quinoa and coffee suppository detox sessions cured it. I should know, I'm his mother and a homeopath/herbalist/naturopath.
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7 Life Lessons That Emojis Taught My Down Syndrome Daughter Why You Should Take Your Gender Neutral Child to Walter Palmer's Dental Practice Bristol Palin's 6 Best Home Remedies for Autism Why this Anti-Vaccer Mom Supports Genital Mutilation How Common Core Made My Child More Gluten Intolerant Top 20 Episodes of Seinfeld for Autistic Kids
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Why Raising My Child As A Jihadi Was The Right Decision For Our Family
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ohjoshdarnit posted:Bristol Palin's 6 Best Home Remedies for Down Syndrome Perfect
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Frozen-Style Parenting: The Dos And Don'ts When I told my husband faking our own deaths would bring Kaydan and Sun-Jayssica closer he...
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How My Son turned Lesbian When I learned I was going to have a boy I wanted to cry, but then I thought of an experiment that would satisfy my needs. II gave my "son" Carma a strict diet of carpet, and allowed him to only listen to indigo girls (He calls them Indiglow girls so cute), He's also only allowed to wear Birkenstocks. Once he's 18 we'll be doing a full gender reassignment surgery so he can become a lesbian and I can be a proud mamma about how brave
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7 Reasons why Hillary Clinton is a traitor to feminism Install monitoring software on your child's phone in 4 easy to follow steps How to create the perfect genderless Santa outfit for Christmas
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SvenRichter posted:7 Reasons why Hillary Clinton is a traitor to feminism These seem like they're probably real, but I really don't want to confirm it. Probably out of some misplaced optimism
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I am kinda curious how you could possibly get any more genderless than "baggy jacket and pants in bright red with fur trim worn by a fat person"
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loquacius posted:I am kinda curious how you could possibly get any more genderless than "baggy jacket and pants in bright red with fur trim worn by a fat person" I Am A Santa Lap-Rape Survivor I've spent the last few years tweeting tirelessly of the dangers to a person's self-esteem posed by sitting in someone's lap. The concept of a "lap" is patriarchal to it's core- pregnant women have no laps
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Breast Feeding Your Pets: How To Know When You've Crossed The Line 7 Loopholes CPS Doesn't Want You To Know About
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I'm supposed to be raising my child Bonobo style? Or by Bonobos? I'm not sure which Studies have shown these affectionate apes make exceptional parents, I guess even for human babies?
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vyst posted:You know people are getting baby names from this thread... Do you think Kayden is an interesting and unique name for a son/daughter? Asking for a friend.
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