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That's what I said. Mrs d8 and I tied the knot in 1977. At St. FX church. She's sort of catholic, I'm a heathern. I stiffed the priest and the organist pretty bad but they not allowed to complain because of vows of poverty or something. We had a meh wedding reception, cheap cake, cheap wine, boombox instead of a band. While we were getting married, a mountain right next to the town caught on fire and there was plenty smoke and sparks and poo poo. Then we drove to a little town for our honeymoon and got drunk and high as gently caress at the street dance there. Our hotel room didn't have a bathroom and my wife pissed in the sink in the middle of the night. Too bad one of my socks was in it. We had good years and bad years, 3 kids (one of each) and now we're old and the kids are gone except for the youngest still living in the basement along with an auxillary rental child. I guess you can AMA but I probably won't answer if I don't feel like it.
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how many years before you were miserable?
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Poetic Justice posted:how many years before you were miserable? i dunno, more than 10 less than 30 most of the misery came from working in a sawmill for 30 years because golden chains
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Jul 17, 2015 00:44
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dee eight posted:i dunno, more than 10 less than 30 that's pretty good!
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Jul 17, 2015 00:44
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what kind of weed did you get high as gently caress off of
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Jul 17, 2015 00:46
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when you stiffed the priest did you at least give him a reacharound?
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Jul 17, 2015 00:47
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what does 3 kids, one of each mean. also goongradulations
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Jul 17, 2015 00:47
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dee eight posted:3 kids (one of each)
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Jul 17, 2015 00:48
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What is the third type of kid you have one of?
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Jul 17, 2015 00:52
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look at these squares who don't know about the third gender
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Jul 17, 2015 00:54
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Sounds good, OP. 38 years is a long time. Love lives bro ¦)
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:what kind of weed did you get high as gently caress off of it was actually hash, one of my biker buddies gave us 4 grams for a wedding present. Enfield posted:what does 3 kids, one of each mean. also goongradulations one boy, one girl, one goon
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I really am proud of you and you should be happy at celebrating your 38th anniversary, but having said that I still voted goku
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what did u get your wife for your anniversary besides bad posts
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Emanuel Collective posted:what did u get your wife for your anniversary besides bad posts traditional 38th is gravel, but i got gyros and baklava for anniversary dinner
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Jul 17, 2015 01:03
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only queers and faggots get married
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Chafey posted:only queers and faggots get married it didn't used to be that way THANKS OBAMA
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Jul 17, 2015 01:09
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Do you think the OP or this forum will be dead first?
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tallkidwithglasses posted:Do you think the OP or this forum will be dead first? me, i hope
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Jul 17, 2015 01:15
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I barely jacked it 3800 times. More like 380,000 times.
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Jul 17, 2015 01:25
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congrats bro
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dee eight posted:traditional 38th is gravel, but i got gyros and baklava for anniversary dinner nice, is this the trick to 38 years of happy marriage
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Jul 17, 2015 02:11
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Viagra or Cialis for tonights "celebrations"?
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Jul 17, 2015 02:12
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howd the mountain catch fire? asking for a friend
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Jul 17, 2015 02:16
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How many times has your spouse cucked you OP?
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Enfield posted:howd the mountain catch fire? asking for a friend friends a bit of a fire bug
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good for you bud, that sounds so romantic it makes my cheeks tingleDirty Sanchez posted:Viagra or Cialis for tonights "celebrations"? blue or bust, but smoke a hooner and maybe put on a DMB CD beforehand (i assume ur all tied off by not but i feel morally obliged to remind u of this) Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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Happy anniversary! Enfield posted:howd the mountain catch fire? asking for a friend Also want to know this.
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are you guys real white trash, or just hippies from well-to-do families that turned your backs on the trappings of the bourgeoisie, in search of a simpler life? b/c your posts itt could go either way, to be honest. (that's why i ask)
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Good job. He must be awesome. Kidding. That's awesome.
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happy anniversary OP
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Emanuel Collective posted:nice, is this the trick to 38 years of happy marriage two things worked for us when the going was getting rough. the first was we could rant and hate on each other but the vitriol had to end with 'a term of endearment' for example: "WHAT THE gently caress DID YOU BUY THAT STUPID THING FOR??? THAT'S A loving WASTE OF MONEY, sweet darling." "I WANTED IT AND YOU'D NEVER SPEND A GODDAMN DIME TO MAKE ME HAPPY, honey dear." The second was we assigned blame by the calendar. If things went to poo poo on odd number days, it was her fault, and I was the scapegoat on even days. Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:are you guys real white trash, or just hippies from well-to-do families that turned your backs on the trappings of the bourgeoisie, in search of a simpler life? b/c your posts itt could go either way, to be honest. (that's why i ask) me=lower class semi-urban honky her=poor rural montana farm/ranch girl Enfield posted:howd the mountain catch fire? asking for a friend Lightning, most likely. Lotsa fires out thisaway, most are natural but one in '85 was hosed up. Some poor dude who worked temp for the forest service lit one because he got phone pranked. Claimed "the boss called me and told me to start a controlled burn at the bottom of Mt. Sentinel." Both #5 on this list http://kyssfm.com/memorable-fires-around-missoula-our-top-5/
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Hi, I have a question and a comment: Why did you get married in the summer? Mazel tov.
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Do you often lie in bed next to your wife and fall asleep to thoughts of other women?
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I.C. posted:Hi, I have a question and a comment: Because it wasn't winter. I could say some stuff about winter. Also it was just after my birthday and mrs d8 wanted to wait until I was older than 21 so she wouldn't feel like she was cradle robbing. (she's a little older than me) Jeff Sichoe posted:Do you often lie in bed next to your wife and fall asleep to thoughts of other women? Not so much. I keep a stack of books next to the bed and read a lot and when I can't focus anymore I just bonk out. On the other hand I on rare occaissions will revisit my pre-marital days in my mind and thank my lucky stars I didn't get serious with that one even though she had a fuckin nice car.
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Jul 17, 2015 04:23
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Too right. You're supposed to be the one with the fuckin' nice car.
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you said 3, one of each kind. whats the 3rd? are we talking like jamie lee curtis or what edit: gently caress someone alreayd asked that new question. did yall do cool poo poo together or were you pretty into your own hobbies George H.W. Cunt fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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you used to chill in IRC sometimes and you always kept it real, congrats on your anniversary
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darth cookie posted:Too right. You're supposed to be the one with the fuckin' nice car. Well, I did have a '65 T bird when we got hitched.And I had a bunch of diff bikes throughout the years. One of the best was a '64 Trimph tr6s. One day me and wifey were riding into town and she was yakking at me but I couldn't hear a word because helmet and straight pipes. We were going about 50 and I was just enjoying the ride and then I saw a black dot ahead and it zipped right toward my face. I ducked my head to the left and then she started beating on my back and screaming STOP STOP. I pulled over and shut off the motor and asked what's wrong? She was crying and all upset and she said, "I ate a buuuuuug" I asked did it taste good and she said, "I don't knooooow" I asked was it crunchy and she said, "I don't knooow. I ate a buuuuuug" *sniffle* I asked if she would keep her mouth shut now and she said "yes" I said OK, let's go get a burger or something and she said "i'm not hungry" and I said "Well yeah, you already had lunch" and then she hit me again.
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