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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Hobohemian posted:

It's still a terrible blight full of idiots who can't pump their own gas on an otherwise perfect west coast.

I live on the west coast and it's full of knobs and babies.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



a dog from hell posted:

I live on the west coast and it's full of knobs and babies.

There are more people on the West Coast than your immediate relatives.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

CaptainSarcastic posted:

You mean we provide entry-level jobs and increase public safety by having employees pump the gas. We also don't have a sales tax, so you can suck it in whatever bad state you live in.

Do you understand the difference between entry level and dead end minimum wage

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



thatguy posted:

Do you understand the difference between entry level and dead end minimum wage

It's better than convenience store clerk or McDonalds worker, at least.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

CaptainSarcastic posted:

There are more people on the West Coast than your immediate relatives.
Huh. Guess I should expand my dating pool.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
This thread is pedantic as gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7tPikH0UA

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

CaptainSarcastic posted:

It's better than convenience store clerk or McDonalds worker, at least.

Yeah sniffing gas fumes all day doing something that requires zero skill. At least gas fumes only cause cancer in California

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

whats it like being owned so hard in a war 150 years ago that it still defines your identity

seriously you dont see anybody from Iowa showboating on how gloriously horrible their state is but you fuckers have perfected the art

I take it you've never seen a post by jagister , then?

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
no one gives a gently caress op

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp
yeah texas sure as poo poo ain't the south

also y'all are fuckin weird and mostly terrible

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
i wanna coke.
what kinda coke?
dr pepper.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Do you have a nice cooler?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Kikka posted:

i wanna coke.
what kinda coke?
dr pepper.

"Soda" is dumb and "pop" is retarded poo poo from the 50s. The south is right on this one

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
So, do you prefer candy paint, 84s, built in bumpers, chrome in grillz, leather seats, stitch and tuck, tv screens, or wooden wheels?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
only texas considers itself southern, the rest of the south dont want you

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

John Denver Hoxha posted:

So, do you prefer candy paint, 84s, built in bumpers, chrome in grillz, leather seats, stitch and tuck, tv screens, or wooden wheels?

All of the above, actually

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
fried chicken

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
grits

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


How maby times a day are you required to listen to kid rock even though he is a yank?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
The south will lose again

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Daedra posted:

only texas considers itself southern, the rest of the south dont want you

um no we don't im from texas and so right

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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Born and raised in south Jackson, MS. Currently residing in Mendenhall, MS. I apologize for my fellow southerns who "ain't got no drat sense"

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I too was born in jackson

maybe were related

yea we're definitely related

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
you are from texas

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Zombie Boat posted:

The south will lose again

I don't advocate a civil war or anything, but this may be wishful thinking. A rather large portion of our military is southerners. Militaries tend to split in a civil conflict just like the rest of the populace so it's quite possible that a good chunk of the hardware and personnel end up on the southern side. Pair that with how heavily armed the south is even as civilians and I think it's a little bold to predict the outcome.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Im sorry Jackson,MS.... i am fo real

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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a large trout posted:

I too was born in jackson

maybe were related

yea we're definitely related

Doubt it, but if you were born in the mid 70's or early 80's we might know some of the same folks.

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

Avernus posted:

I don't advocate a civil war or anything, but this may be wishful thinking. A rather large portion of our military is southerners. Militaries tend to split in a civil conflict just like the rest of the populace so it's quite possible that a good chunk of the hardware and personnel end up on the southern side. Pair that with how heavily armed the south is even as civilians and I think it's a little bold to predict the outcome.


no trust me, the south would burn again

which is why i fuckin hate all the assholes who are apparently so god drat ready to make that happen. everyone in the league of the south should be arrested for treason imo.

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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Avernus posted:

I don't advocate a civil war or anything, but this may be wishful thinking. A rather large portion of our military is southerners. Militaries tend to split in a civil conflict just like the rest of the populace so it's quite possible that a good chunk of the hardware and personnel end up on the southern side. Pair that with how heavily armed the south is even as civilians and I think it's a little bold to predict the outcome.

I have never ran across a southerner who wasn't armed to the gills. Doesn't matter the race or sex.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Sushi The Kid posted:

Doubt it, but if you were born in the mid 70's or early 80's we might know some of the same folks.

I was

grew up on beautiful west capitol street

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Avernus posted:

I don't advocate a civil war or anything, but this may be wishful thinking. A rather large portion of our military is southerners. Militaries tend to split in a civil conflict just like the rest of the populace so it's quite possible that a good chunk of the hardware and personnel end up on the southern side. Pair that with how heavily armed the south is even as civilians and I think it's a little bold to predict the outcome.

I'll do it. If ever there was another civil war, the south would lose. I know because I live in the south and I have an ace in the hole, so to speak.

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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a large trout posted:

I was

grew up on beautiful west capitol street

Belvedere. Lets go to the metro and hit up Diamond Jim's.

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Mods please remove "from the south," from thread title as the phrase is very divisive and triggering

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