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Day 39: The TPP and TTIP (Trump-Panasonic Partnership and Trump-Trump Investment Partnership) are passed
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He is like a sperm. Once he penetrates the ovum office, he will close all borders, and peace will be had by all. The Euro, or beastmark, will fail to reach inception on the US shores, and the Trans-Pacific Partnership will crumble like the walls of Babylon. Mexico will continue to bottle cheap coke which is paridoxically superior and produced using sparsely treated reclaimed sewage. I would have payed five dollars for a bottle of it today because it is quite hot outside due to Geoengineering, Chemtrails, et. al.
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Day 40: Donald Trump unilaterally replaces SCOTUS (and the rest of the court system) with a new system devised by a joint venture between Microsoft and Intuit. The product, TurboCourt 2017 is best known for a jazzed up version of Clippy i na robe that states "Looks like you're trying to make a Lawsuit! Would you like some help writing it with a $500 filing fee?)
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Day 41: Gamers are infected with aids. The camera pans out to reveal Prez Trump's head in a jar, a holocalendar seen through the Trump House windows reveals the date; 2069, The Year Of Our Mogul.
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Day 42: Gamers blame their aids infection on feminism, social justice.
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day 43. TASA begins a massive operation to create a yooge system of lights on the moon, so President Trump's latest twitter postings can be displayed to the entire world
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:day 43. TASA begins a massive operation to create a yooge system of lights on the moon, so President Trump's latest twitter postings can be displayed to the entire world A furious Newt Gingrich was quoted as saying 'Donald Trump couldn't lead poo poo'
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on the 44th day, trump kicked off his Italian loafers, dropped the toupee and took a rest at camp David to go jetskiing with the dolphins and the Israeli PM.
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Jul 17, 2015 04:00
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Day 45. Everyone who mocked trump on these forums is put to work in the trump mineral water sweatshops
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On the 45th day of Trumpmas my true love sent to me, a note saying gently caress you this thread is poo poo.
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Syphilicious! posted:On the 45th day of Trumpmas my true love sent to me, a note saying gently caress you this thread is poo poo. on the 46th day, it was discovered by the media's forensicology team that although the note was indeed written in Trump's urine, it was in fact the Israeli PM's handwriting, and furthermore it was disproportionately overreported by al-jazeera affiliates. 
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Jul 17, 2015 05:12
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on the 47th day trump rested.
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Jul 17, 2015 07:29
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On day 48 ground is broken on a 30 story addition to the trump house
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Day 49: Kansas is slated for redevelopment into the world's yoojest, classiest, most luxurious golf-course. Trump Troops are sent in to ensure compliance.
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Neurolimal posted:Day 25: Greece is purchased wholesale, renamed Trumpantine, turned into worlds largest golf course Day 50: Trumpatine defaults and is sold to Germany a day after Trump transfers its entire treasury to the US. The Troika arrives in Athens to see the remaining populace eating boiled golf bags and the unlucky caddies who did not leave in time.
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Days 51-100: Nothing really notable happens. Thread over. 
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Jul 17, 2015 21:03
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Real day 51: Summary execution of all haters who would suggest a day under President Trump is anything but the Yoogest, Most Notable day ever.
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Jul 17, 2015 21:14
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Day 52: Macy's Day Parade is renamed Trump Day Parade with all floats being gold covered Trump hotels, Trump towers, and an all seeing weaponized floating Trump head that executes those in the crowd who are not cheering enough. The parade is now held every day instead of just on Thanksgiving.
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Jul 17, 2015 21:19
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Day 53: Trump runs out of hair spray; threat level set to Orange.
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Jul 17, 2015 21:37
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Day 54: Presidential hairpiece stolen. Tearfully, President trump states that he will move Heaven and Hell to find perpetrators.
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Jul 17, 2015 21:51
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Day 55: Hairpiece found, was stored with Melania's fur coats by housekeeper
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Jul 17, 2015 22:00
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day 56, AD 2101: war was beginning.
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Jul 17, 2015 22:24
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Day 57: Donald Trump orders the bombing of every single oil well in the Middle East.
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Jul 17, 2015 22:40
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58: people have started screaming and won't stop until they wake up from this nightmare
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Jul 17, 2015 22:45
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Day 59: A European team combing the nuclear wastelands of Kenya for survivors find what appears to be a thriving maple tree of gargantuan proportions growing in the desert. The tree's bark is too thick for them to cut, but one disaster relief worker presses his ear up against the tree and claims to hear voices. Trump swears the aberrant tree will be demolished and its wood used to light bonfires for the remaining pre-Trumped-Up American flags.
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Jul 18, 2015 00:27
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Day 60: Presidential procession attacked by a clippers-wielding Mitt Romney, who gets within feet of President Trump before being tackled by the Secret Service. President Trump described by eyewitnesses as "shaken," and that "it was the only time I've ever seen true terror on his face."
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Day 60: Presidential procession attacked by a clippers-wielding Mitt Romney, who gets within feet of President Trump before being tackled by the Secret Service. President Trump described by eyewitnesses as "shaken," and that "it was the only time I've ever seen true terror on his face." Day 61: The trial of Mitt Romney concludes when Trump walks into the court room, raising his hand with his thumb out but parallel to the ground while he looks around the room at the judge, jury, lawyers, and witnesses until finally twisting his wrist into the thumb down position. Mitt Romney, having been found guilty, is sentenced to death via McDonalds hot coffee enema.
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Jul 18, 2015 00:58
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day 62: America declares bankruptcy
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Jul 18, 2015 00:59
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Day 63: The TurboCourt 2017 malfunctions when it becomes infected with a copy of Bonzai Barrister and acquits the residents of Kansas who rebelled against Trump's orders to convert their state into a golf course. The rebels disappear into the humongous sand trap on the seventh hole and become nomads, with a price on their heads of one hundred Trump Rumps* apiece. *Trump Rumps only valid at Paradise, Nevada Capitol Exhibition Center and Casino
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Jul 18, 2015 04:25
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Day 64: the states of Nebraska, Wyoming, and Kansas are sold off to China. Trump pockets the money.
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Jul 18, 2015 04:37
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day 65: trump receives a dividend from the imf and world bank for his net gain from the recent grecian liquidation, and balances the national debt for another year. adjusts toupee and adjusts his sunglasses, asks federal reserve to plz print moar moneys.
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Jul 18, 2015 04:45
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day 66, trump bombs US bases in the middle east on contract from ISIS, killing many American officers and enlisted men. As this proves to be incredibly profitable, he is able to convince the nation that it was capitalism which made America great, and is absolved only by disclosing to the congressional committee investigating what the enormous profit he made by dealing with ISIS was.
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Jul 18, 2015 04:52
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Day 67: Hair transplants are now covered by marketplace health plans as necessary surgeries.
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Jul 18, 2015 05:09
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Day 68: "In God We Trust" is replaced on all currency with "In Trump We Trust." The Pledge of Allegiance is also amended to state "One Nation, Under Trump".
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Jul 18, 2015 06:04
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Day 69: the kenyan tree is destroyed. bone know how it was done, as it seemed invincible to all mans implements. the screaming of the people fades as hope dies.
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Jul 18, 2015 06:40
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Day 70: Begins construction of Trump Laser - a laser designed to carve Trump's likeness and name onto the moon.
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Jul 18, 2015 08:59
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day 71: trump mints the trillion dollar platinum coin
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Jul 18, 2015 13:00
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Day 72: Twenty-eighth constitutional amendment declares that the president is not going bald.
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Day 73: A new law is passed requiring those who earn less than $100,000 a year to become actual slaves to the 1%; this is called Ivanka's Law. Another law is also quietly passed which prevents Congress and the Supreme Court from declaring any law passed within the first 100 days unconstitutional.
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Day 74: Senator McMahon (R-CT) challengesTrump to fight, citing unfinished business, revenge
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