Is the human centipede real?

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Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

EB Nulshit posted:

why did she tattoo bacon on her chest

Because that's what Jesus would do.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:08

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mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

I cannot imagine the damage that would do to her sex life given that I am not sure I could really maintain a boner being constantly reminded of the human centipede.

Unless she is really into analingus in which case that is both irrelevant due to positioning and thematically appropriate.

lol at this dude who doesnt do anal

# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:14

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

mandatory lesbian posted:

lol at this dude who doesnt do anal

Not all the time surely.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:20

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Not all the time surely.

Well of course not. You have to stop to poo poo now and again.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:24

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
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When the night is calling
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Guavanaut posted:

Well of course not. You have to stop to poo poo now and again.

One day Trek will be real and they can just teleport poop out, no need to ever stop.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 05:43

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

What if O'Brian is a bit drunk and accidentally teleports your dick off.

I think I'd rather stop occasionally.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 05:46

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

Marx hat einmalgesagt, "kapitalismus ist ein dreihund."

# ? Jul 20, 2015 05:48

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Vagon posted:

I'm sure fetishists have done it. Maybe not the.. Whole medical process, but come on. You know they have.

A daisy chain is the casual's human ouroboros.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 07:51

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

EB Nulshit posted:

why did she tattoo bacon on her chest

This bacon meme is out of control.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 07:52

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Can't post for 3 hours!

smg77 posted:

It doesn't get more real than this.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 10:49

EB Nulshit: Apr 12, 2014; It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.

I recently saw The Martian, by Mark Wahlberg. I was thinking, if we faked the moon-landing, then why can't we fake a fake Mars-exploration mission? And that's when I realized, that like the human centipede, Mark Wahlberg may have actually visited Mars. Does anyone know how I can confirm this?

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# ? Dec 28, 2015 10:47

Trochanter: Sep 14, 2007; It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

For one, you could re-check the drat movie on imdb; Matt Damon was in The Martian, not Mark Wahlberg

# ? Dec 28, 2015 13:26

Zachack: Jun 1, 2000

The post said "by Mark Wahlberg", not starring. The Martian, by Mark Wahlberg, starring Matt Damon.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 05:20

Twerkteam Pizza: Sep 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Mark Wahlberg is quite the author

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Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

Mark Wahlberg is quite the author

I'm not sure about his earlier works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnmFn7bvIrA

# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:46

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