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I have no friends and no bitches. I work a dead end job, and can barely look at myself in the mirror. How does a guy in his late twenties make friends outside of school/work?
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Become an informant for the DEA.
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Jul 17, 2015 05:16
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Become an informant for the DEA.
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You don't have to be
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Jul 17, 2015 05:25
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Your weird, at this age you should want to be alone, oh and drunk.
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Jul 17, 2015 05:27
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Find a solid 4 and 1/2 and start mating. problem solved
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Jul 17, 2015 05:29
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spend all of your free time drinking and posting on internet forums
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Sicario posted:I have no friends and no bitches. I work a dead end job, and can barely look at myself in the mirror. How does a guy in his late twenties make friends outside of school/work? start doing heroin and don't stop until you're dead, it's seriously what you deserve you gently caress
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Sicario posted:I have no friends and no bitches. I work a dead end job, and can barely look at myself in the mirror. How does a guy in his late twenties make friends outside of school/work? Do you have any hobbies or talents? Can you sing? Join a choir. Can you paint even a little bit? Go take a class. Do you care about anything else in the arts? Look up First Friday + your town name and go do something. gently caress. I'm giving honest to god advice in GBS.
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Sicario posted:I have no friends and no bitches harmonica riff
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Jul 17, 2015 05:45
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Have you tried not being a piece of poo poo? After everything you've posted in E/N this is not surprising.
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Jul 17, 2015 05:47
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Go to the gym and get ripped as gently caress. The rest should take care of itself.
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Jul 17, 2015 05:58
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Secks Cauldron posted:Have you tried not being a piece of poo poo? After everything you've posted in E/N this is not surprising. links plz
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:links plz
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Jul 17, 2015 06:09
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A gun will keep you company
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Secks Cauldron posted:Have you tried not being a piece of poo poo? After everything you've posted in E/N this is not surprising. You mean his GBS posts aren't a gimmick?
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Sicario posted:I have no friends and no bitches. I work a dead end job, and can barely look at myself in the mirror. How does a guy in his late twenties make friends outside of school/work? there is a learning curve to be sure, but you will get in great shape and spend lots of time outdoors and meet lots of people into group rides or club racing and gain an awesome sense of entitled smugness  plus most bike clubs like to drink their share
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Jul 17, 2015 06:22
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Mr. Popo posted:You don't have to be i figured neanderthals moving from hunter-gather to an agriculture-based society would make bigger news
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Jul 17, 2015 06:25
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If you live in Portland,Or I wont be your friend. You can suck it. Bootstraps fucker.
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psyopmonkey2 posted:If you live in Portland,Or I wont be your friend. You can suck it. Portland seems like the most appropriate place for you.
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Jul 17, 2015 07:32
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go to hell op
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Jul 17, 2015 07:33
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natetimm posted:Portland seems like the most appropriate place for you. The jerk store seems like an appropriate place for you... Sadly they just sold out of you.
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Jul 17, 2015 07:34
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This should clear a few things up op: http://youtu.be/sXOdn6vLCuU
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good, gently caress you
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Jul 17, 2015 07:37
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Hi lonely. I'm Toni Lippi. 
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Propaganda Hour posted:Do you have any hobbies or talents? Can you sing? Join a choir. Can you paint even a little bit? Go take a class. Do you care about anything else in the arts? Look up First Friday + your town name and go do something. It happens bro, don't feel weird. I don't get out very much anymore these days (just turned 30). I spend the majority of my time at work, the gym, and then watching TV/internet. I realized recently that I don't have poo poo for hobbies aside from working out at the gym, and even that is pretty anti-social as I put my headphones on and get to lifting. Hell I get jealous when I see other cars driving around with loving kayaks/snowboards/mountain bikes strapped to the roof of their cars. I know those people use every bit of free time they can scrounge to find a lake/mountain to master while I'm browsing netflix... You should download that app Meetup and see if you can't find something that interests you. There will definitely be numerous exercise/hiking/singles groups for you to join in just about every city. Around my area there is this thing called XOSO intended for singles to sign up and they'll put you on a team with other singles and you can join different sports leagues they currently have going on, and generally after you play other teams, everyone heads to some local bar/restaurant to drink and socialize. In my area they are having a shortage of woman participants so you aren't guaranteed a spot every time you sign up. They even announced that you have better chances of getting placed on a team if you bring a girl...  But yeah I'm in a similar boat, and I think the duder I quoted is spot on, finding a hobby is probably one of the easier things you can do. Once you find something you enjoy doing, then the next step is reaching out to others who also enjoy your hobby. They will inevitably have someone there you'd be interested in rubbing genitals with, and it will just snowball from there. Edit: Oh just thought of something else you could do. Set aside a portion of each paycheck you receive into what I like to call my "escort fund". If your standards are low enough, you could socialize with someone once or twice a week! If looks are a tad bit more important, once per month ain't bad. Ahh human contact. El Duderino fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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set yourself on fire
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Enfield posted:set yourself on fire My nigga said he was lonely, not suicidal let's give him a chance. Save the fire for later
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Jul 17, 2015 07:58
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Move to cambodia and get a willing, but crafty, Khmer wife. Witness all your money disappearing mysteriously within 6 months. Come home and live under a bridge.
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Jul 17, 2015 08:02
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is this you before, during, and after the fire?
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try indoor soccer. this is the best thing ever and if i were a bee id dump my pollen all over this amazing tip that i made. find a league and have fub! love, enfirlb
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Jul 17, 2015 08:03
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i recently discovered that there are high quality nudes of barbara stanwych in her prime i felt called by the lord to share that with you, op
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Jul 17, 2015 08:08
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You are one sad pathetic loser
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Thingyman posted:is this you before, during, and after the fire? lol yeah
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Get a cat or a dog, OP. It's a pretty good substitute for real friends.
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