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Why did Richard Clock throw the moron's wife out the window? Because it reminded him Richard Clock's wife, the woman he was convicted of knife-raping.
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britishbornandbread posted:Had a two hour Norm compilation on at work Friday and i had to pause it and go for a walk when he started talking about his anti-Semitic puppet. I was getting looks. Ol' Alec, the virulent anti-semite and enthusiastic holocaust denier? I think you can hear Dennis Miller actually gasping for air from laughing so hard during that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxdBUP8CULo all of norm's 94-95 weekend updates 1 hour 45 min (audio only)
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VikingSkull posted:The thing that makes his roast of Saget golden is the time it took place in. Most everyone knew Saget from Full House as this clean and nerdy dude, then in 2005 The Aristocrats comes out and idiots were all blown away that Saget is a dirty gently caress. By 2008 when the roast happened it was so overplayed that when Norm just went Bob Hope on him, it worked perfectly. the funny: you're ruining it human being
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjEvl43zYY Norm owns
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that is really moving, drat
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I've only caught snippets of his newest stuff, this this is hilarious too : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoXeHndHlZo
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he talked about this on larry kings ora-tv thing, didn't plan any of it (except the stand up naturally), totally spontaneous declaration of love norm owns
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Norm hosting the ESPN Awards in 1998, saving up for the greatest running gag at the very end to a mixed reaction of groans and embarrassed laughter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mhUIIhcTb8 I don't think people really remember how big he was getting and how many rich people he really pissed off when they were trying to give him "his shot" Tom Snyder and Norm MacDonald on the Late Show while Dave was out for his surgery, I've heard this audio clip a dozen times, but I've never actually seen the accompanying video, which just makes it that much more funny. Bonus, see Norm do his Dave impression in front of Dave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaoaTPDSP70 My Q-Face fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Aug 25, 2015 |
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Aug 25, 2015 12:45
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From his appearance on Jimmy Fallon a few weeks ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vKARMsP-UQ
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Aug 26, 2015 03:32
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Norm McDonald is the best. Weekend Update was pure poo poo after SNL canned him and none of the hacks that have done it since are remotely as funny.
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Boosted_C5 posted:Norm McDonald is the best. Norm says this a lot, that weekend update is basically a stand up bit in the middle of a sketch show, so when you have people who are sketch and situation humor comics trying to do it as a sketch, it doesn't work as well.
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Boosted_C5 posted:Norm McDonald is the best. I accidentally caught a little of I think last episode's weekend update and it was utterly toothless, boring, bland garbage delivered painfully blandly Norm's weekend updates were incredible
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Aug 26, 2015 07:26
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just saw Norm's last appearance on Letterman and he tears up at the end and it got me in the feels, as the kids would say i do love the Norm.
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i just did this for another thread but i love norm so here
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i just did this for another thread but i love norm so here if u can shrink this down to av size for me and are also ok with me using it as an av ill buy you a forums upgrade or something. its glorious
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Orkin Mang posted:if u can shrink this down to av size for me and are also ok with me using it as an av ill buy you a forums upgrade or something. its glorious Well, that didn't take long.
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Boosted_C5 posted:Norm McDonald is the best. He was the best single anchor weekend update hands down. I still think Tina and Amy were a better weekend update though
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vyst posted:He was the best single anchor weekend update hands down. I still think Tina and Amy were a better weekend update though Every joke being about how enlightened they are because they hate Republicans. How funny! Norm wins all of it.
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The Human Crouton posted:Every joke being about how enlightened they are because they hate Republicans. How funny! Yeah basically I'm not trying to be edgy or whatever by saying this because I know it goes against Goon Consensus but I really don't find Tina Fey very funny
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Code Jockey posted:Yeah basically Tina Fey can be funny on the page and even in a sitcom role like she was in 30 Rock, but her SNL work was really bad. Amy Poehler was much funnier in her Upright Citizens Brigade days than she has been at any point since. Also, look at the turd they laid together, Baby Momma is loving awful. On the other hand, Norm is always funny
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Norm is the only guy who can basically wink at the camera in a commercial for corporate fast food and still be charming. Hi, I'm colonel Sanders. 
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Had a Norm McDonald question at pub trivia last night 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Tina Fey can be funny on the page and even in a sitcom role like she was in 30 Rock, but her SNL work was really bad. Amy Poehler was much funnier in her Upright Citizens Brigade days than she has been at any point since. Also, look at the turd they laid together, Baby Momma is loving awful. I agree almost completely. Amusingly, on this week's Last Comic Standing, Norm said as much: "there are comics whose agenda is to let the audience know how smart they are, rather than how funny they are." But the Colonel Angus sketch will always be hilarious.
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https://www.periscope.tv/w/aLAEgTExOTcxNzQ1fDF2QXhSbk1XUGVYeGyw8bCSibt3DDP_nRYjvSRTfiTOQtL8LrmFbxo9dpa_Vw==
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rest his guts posted:https://www.periscope.tv/w/aLAEgTExOTcxNzQ1fDF2QXhSbk1XUGVYeGyw8bCSibt3DDP_nRYjvSRTfiTOQtL8LrmFbxo9dpa_Vw== everybody watch this right now
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rest his guts posted:https://www.periscope.tv/w/aLAEgTExOTcxNzQ1fDF2QXhSbk1XUGVYeGyw8bCSibt3DDP_nRYjvSRTfiTOQtL8LrmFbxo9dpa_Vw== is norm okay
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I think he's tired
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:everybody watch this right now code:Amazing wow holy gee
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rest his guts posted:https://www.periscope.tv/w/aLAEgTExOTcxNzQ1fDF2QXhSbk1XUGVYeGyw8bCSibt3DDP_nRYjvSRTfiTOQtL8LrmFbxo9dpa_Vw== holy poo poo 
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Aug 28, 2015 10:27
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Norm is really knowledgeable about the history of comedy and he's said that basically the only original things he's ever seen in his life are the early Letterman shows, Howard Stern, SNL, and Sam Kinison, so his adoration doesn't surprise me
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rest his guts posted:https://www.periscope.tv/w/aLAEgTExOTcxNzQ1fDF2QXhSbk1XUGVYeGyw8bCSibt3DDP_nRYjvSRTfiTOQtL8LrmFbxo9dpa_Vw== Am I watching Norm's suicide note?
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I believe Norm 100% when he says he doesn't use drugs and alcohol and imagine that's the combination of a sleeping aid and anxiety medication or something. Either that or this is just a bit as Norm finds old men/oldness a very funny concept. I mean he fell asleep midway through, for Christ's sake. It's nearly impossible to tell when he is being sincere. A man this funny is bound to be extremely weird and I love him all the more for it
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I didn't like Robin Williams at all so when he killed himself I didn't care but I will care a little bit when Norm eventually kills himself.
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norm doesn't strike me as a guy who would off himself for some reason
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Norm doesn't really put all of himself out there looking for love and approval. More than anything else, he loves comedy and stand-up. What you see really is a persona, and Norm seems pretty comfortable with himself and his life. I don't think he could stand in front of the ESPYs and put so many of the people in the audience on blast and close with a massive OJ joke if he wasn't. I don't think he could still be so uncompromising after pissing off so many people in the entertainment industry to the point he has if he wasn't comfortable with who he is.
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My Q-Face posted:Norm doesn't really put all of himself out there looking for love and approval. More than anything else, he loves comedy and stand-up. What you see really is a persona, and Norm seems pretty comfortable with himself and his life. I don't think he could stand in front of the ESPYs and put so many of the people in the audience on blast and close with a massive OJ joke if he wasn't. I don't think he could still be so uncompromising after pissing off so many people in the entertainment industry to the point he has if he wasn't comfortable with who he is. Even though I agree with you, your conclusion doesn't follow. Axl Rose.
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Norm is a serious comic, so obviously he's gonna set himself on fire.
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Everyone Norm's age and younger is going to kill themselves rather than face a natural death, it's just how it's going to be from here on out.
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