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TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

:negative:

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


schwarbing the gently caress out of them

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Schwarbin', Schwarbin', Schwarbin'

Keep them Schwarbers Schwarbin'

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
learn how to loving bunt, lynn

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




7 hits after 3.
0 runs.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:negative:


E: Dont they have scouting reports on Leonys? And Pettis should know better

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Bruce Kison posted:

Excited to see Martin Perez pitch again

So far I am also excited to see Martin Perez pitch again.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Nice to see the Astros getting in on the clownball as well

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Bruce Kison posted:

:negative:


E: Dont they have scouting reports on Leonys? And Pettis should know better

Oh holy poo poo I didn't even realize Gary Pettis was the 3B coach. What the gently caress was he thinking? He's the one everybody credits for turning Leonys into a good fielder

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


:siren: ALL HANDS ON DECK :siren: is my favorite dumb baseball cliche

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
drat that kevin kiermaier is good.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Wish we could score some runs after 7 hits

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


This year, MLB scorekeepers will score Hits, Errors, and Starlin Castros

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Yeah, he's out.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

R.D. Mangles posted:

This year, MLB scorekeepers will score Hits, Errors, and Starlin Castros

Starlin Castros Made and Starlin Castros Earned. Starlin Castros can also be inherited.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


New Concept Hole posted:

Starlin Castros Made and Starlin Castros Earned. Starlin Castros can also be inherited.

I made a horrible usage error there, it should be Starlins Castro

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kyle Schwarbe2r

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Let's get some hits please, Cardinals

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

I’d make eye contact with him and fart. I did it all the time for like two years. I didn’t even know his full name, just heard that his coworkers thought he was a nut for complaining about “the guy who would fart on me in the break room”
I guess the Pirates actually aren't good.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

How the hell is McHugh not giving up any runs I don't understand

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Intruder posted:

How the hell is McHugh not giving up any runs I don't understand

The Rangers

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


woo tied up

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Jhonny baby!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


:love: Jhonny! such a great signing. :allears:

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Jhonny still good.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


oh man, I thought J-Hey was gonna be out trying to stretch that.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
Mariners still bad.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Holy poo poo have they still not fixed the lights in DC?

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Umps are so thin skinned now.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Well that had to hurt

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Mothers, don't let your children grow up to be catchers

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
TOOTBLAN while the guy who's 3-3 is up with 2 outs. Nice, Cubs. Nice. :golfclap:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:stare:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
ALL-STAR SHORTSTOP Brandon Crawford!

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Boy baseball is a really dumb game

e: MOTHERFUCKER

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


gently caress, I thought Hamilton got that

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

BULL

DOZIER

:toot:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

IcePhoenix posted:

BULL

DOZIER

:toot:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Rangers get a run on a couple of utter BS plays, Hamilton drills one and it's an out

Baseball

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


didn't get him :(

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